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Avshalom posted:at first it's a good day for doctor sexman, phd. he hires eight books from the library without even bothering to check goodreads and only seven of them are so historically inaccurate that he can't enjoy the hilarious satire about society and politics in the golden age of colonial america. an actual expert comes into the everest thread, finally bringing some sense and objective fact into that wasteland of petty malice. he sees some excellent loss edits, very ingenious and hard to recognise unless you're an expert on the comedic cybersphere (and doctor sexman is better informed than most, not that he's bragging). the houston hotfranks beat the mississippi bayou bandits thanks to the excellent coaching of jankerton brill, esquire, just as he predicted on the forums two days ago. finally he'll get some goddamn respect from the trolls and worthless individuals that plague him every waking second of his life. during class he makes a droll observation about donald drumpf that causes a ripple of polite appreciation among the stamp collectors and full-time guerilla yarnbombers that are his people, the intellectual elite. but then things turn sour. an urban youth on the bus has his music up so loud that the artless doof-doof-doof interferes with sexman's quiet self-reflection. his coffee date pronounces it "expresso" and doesn't even know what adolf hitler's mother was named so he tells her that maybe instead of beauty school she should think about going to high school and leaves the cafe in tears. everywhere he looks is wanton sluttery. a plain girl at the library in a singlet, shoulders bared for all to see when there are people trying to learn. couples kissing in the park, right next to the kindergarten. a gay pride rally blocks his lunchtime stroll and someone has spraypainted a vulgar word on the steps where he likes to sit and phonepost about football statistics. when he arrives back in the office he goes straight to his favourite curated comedy archive the something awful thread "post your favourite something awful quotes" and finds that yet again they're posting something unfunny. no matter how many times he tells them things are unfunny they just keep finding it funny. it's not funny! it's unfunny! there's nothing funny about women being whores. they want to gently caress jfk, they want to gently caress ariel sharon, they want to gently caress centaurs, they want to gently caress each other, they want to gently caress the queen (probably), all these women just slinging their vaginas all over the shop and saying outrageous things like "kill all males" even though killing half the world's population would have a devastating impact on the economy and still the clever hegel girl won't give him her number no matter how many times he tells her he's an educated man. his fury boils over and he erupts in salty flames. when forensics arrives on the scene they find nothing left of the nutty professor but a small pile of ashes and a pool of watery bourbon-coloured ejaculate
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Way to emptyquote someone smarter than you to try and ride their coattails in a completely unrelated thread that they probably don't even read, I guess.
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Mar 19, 2016 05:23
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did you vote the thread 1 yet
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:did you vote the thread 1 yet Because it's a good thread, usually?
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Way to emptyquote someone smarter than you to try and ride their coattails in a completely unrelated thread that they probably don't even read, I guess. what kinda bitchmade post is this, dude
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Mar 19, 2016 05:36
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Don't stop, my doc is almost ready...
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Way to emptyquote someone smarter than you to try and ride their coattails in a completely unrelated thread that they probably don't even read, I guess. Avshalom posted:at first it's a good day for doctor sexman, phd. he hires eight books from the library without even bothering to check goodreads and only seven of them are so historically inaccurate that he can't enjoy the hilarious satire about society and politics in the golden age of colonial america. an actual expert comes into the everest thread, finally bringing some sense and objective fact into that wasteland of petty malice. he sees some excellent loss edits, very ingenious and hard to recognise unless you're an expert on the comedic cybersphere (and doctor sexman is better informed than most, not that he's bragging). the houston hotfranks beat the mississippi bayou bandits thanks to the excellent coaching of jankerton brill, esquire, just as he predicted on the forums two days ago. finally he'll get some goddamn respect from the trolls and worthless individuals that plague him every waking second of his life. during class he makes a droll observation about donald drumpf that causes a ripple of polite appreciation among the stamp collectors and full-time guerilla yarnbombers that are his people, the intellectual elite. but then things turn sour. an urban youth on the bus has his music up so loud that the artless doof-doof-doof interferes with sexman's quiet self-reflection. his coffee date pronounces it "expresso" and doesn't even know what adolf hitler's mother was named so he tells her that maybe instead of beauty school she should think about going to high school and leaves the cafe in tears. everywhere he looks is wanton sluttery. a plain girl at the library in a singlet, shoulders bared for all to see when there are people trying to learn. couples kissing in the park, right next to the kindergarten. a gay pride rally blocks his lunchtime stroll and someone has spraypainted a vulgar word on the steps where he likes to sit and phonepost about football statistics. when he arrives back in the office he goes straight to his favourite curated comedy archive the something awful thread "post your favourite something awful quotes" and finds that yet again they're posting something unfunny. no matter how many times he tells them things are unfunny they just keep finding it funny. it's not funny! it's unfunny! there's nothing funny about women being whores. they want to gently caress jfk, they want to gently caress ariel sharon, they want to gently caress centaurs, they want to gently caress each other, they want to gently caress the queen (probably), all these women just slinging their vaginas all over the shop and saying outrageous things like "kill all males" even though killing half the world's population would have a devastating impact on the economy and still the clever hegel girl won't give him her number no matter how many times he tells her he's an educated man. his fury boils over and he erupts in salty flames. when forensics arrives on the scene they find nothing left of the nutty professor but a small pile of ashes and a pool of watery bourbon-coloured ejaculate
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Mar 19, 2016 07:45
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I was expecting pictures of Ariel Sharon but instead all I got was a stupid block of text. What the gently caress? But yeah, I'm also in the camp of constantly teetering between liking IDEOTV and being annoyed by it. For me it's mostly that some episodes are successful, where they manage to have an interesting discussion about the book as a whole, and some episodes one of the hosts or guests get caught up in something very particular they didn't like in the book and talk mostly just about that, to varying levels of entertainment.
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Mar 19, 2016 08:15
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I generally enjoy most episodes aside from the biography ones, because those often require some background in music or wrestling or whatever. The notable exception there is Diablo Cody, but that's not really much of a biography. I still listen to it every week though, and it's the most enjoyable bad books podcasts I've listened to. (Yes I've listened to more than one.)
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A Meat posted:I was expecting pictures of Ariel Sharon but instead all I got was a stupid block of text. What the gently caress? I have my own crazy forums stalkers.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:It's funny, almost all the Ridiculists I've seen photos of look more or less like what I thought they'd look like except for Nutshell and Jack Chick. My imagination was remarkably on point regarding Boots' appearance. This exact picture is what I had in mind:  Phlegmish posted:By the way, the F-Plus people are pretty much all goons, right? I've been wondering about that. Everything seems to point to it, from the choice of subject matter to their implied political beliefs and the fact that they charge a one-time membership fee of $10 for ballp.it. They talked a bit about this in the 200th episode retrospective. Being from PoE, a few of them apparently have a bit of a grudge against SA because of the goons' habit of touching the poop back in the day.
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Mar 19, 2016 09:00
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Also saying things like "touching the poop". Speaking of which... it's Friday night, time to give myself an enema and listen to Warrant!
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Is Jack Chick really that beautiful guy, I assumed that was a model in his ridiculists picture. I like IDEOTV a lot especially the biographies because so often the person thinks they come across as cool but really they come across as an unholy rear end in a top hat. The Bill O'Reilly book is probably the best episode.
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Mar 19, 2016 15:30
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Jack Chick is basically a stout Ash Ketchum with metal guy hair.
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You can see him in the first video from F Plus Live 4. There was also a gallery somewhere of photos from Live 3, but I can't find it anymore. Edit: Found it. Here's Jack Chick hanging out with Lemon. There's another of Jack on his own, but it's a really unflattering head-on flash photograph. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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Mar 19, 2016 16:28
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also A Meat you looked stupid with a Bonzi Buddy so I fixed that.
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I still can't believe that Bunnybread looks like an androgynous Asian twinkie.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Also saying things like "touching the poop". Wasn't that a PoE expression, though?
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Ag Bengip posted:Wasn't that a PoE expression, though? they called it "the Prime Directive" or something
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Alaois posted:they called it "the Prime Directive" or something Oh, right. Sorry. (That's even worse, IMO)
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Alaois posted:they called it "the Prime Directive" or something I thought it was "Safari Rules".
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Mar 19, 2016 21:03
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Let's learn about oversharing with the Experience Project Edit: aaaand the mp3 404's. Oops! Spaced God fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 19, 2016 |
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Mar 19, 2016 22:43
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FPLUS-SENPAI POSTED MY EPISODE~~~~~ 
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Foreverially clownitized with full acrylic paint face...
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*snip dick*
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Is that Hitler's?
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Don't leave us Avs
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Mar 20, 2016 08:40
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Thanks, I just got fired from the night shift at the mutilated penis factory.
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Mar 20, 2016 08:42
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Oh hey, it's Avshalom, have you ever considered posting a photo of Ariel Sharon's son? He kind of looks like a giant baby with glasses
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It is like Chrestomanci
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Hey, so I just came to this thread to post a funny drat.dog pict-- Anyway... 
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Wikihow really is the gift that keeps on giving. I really want to believe that it's all 100% sincere and not actually a bunch of trolls intentionally making ironic articles and art.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Wikihow really is the gift that keeps on giving. I really want to believe that it's all 100% sincere and not actually a bunch of trolls intentionally making ironic articles and art. The art is definitely sincere. Terrible, but sincere.
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Hello, The Deep End, so nice to see you again!
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Improbable Lobster posted:The art is definitely sincere. Terrible, but sincere.  Wikihow editor dominating a reader who can't even handle the power of art
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Midnight Voyager posted:Hello, The Deep End, so nice to see you again! WHOA! WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA! Okay! Let me get my seatbelt on!
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I've been watching Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends again and I'd definitely recommend it for any fplus fans. It's a BBC documentary series from the early 2000s where the world's most British man spends time with various subcultures. Each episode is just under an hour and the show covers stuff from swingers to sovereign citizens to UFO believers and born again Christians. Louis is great because he is just there to meet these people and find out about their lives and doesn't openly judge or try to make himself the focus of attention. He doesn't shy away from asking embarrassing questions either. Cringe tourism at its finest and the whole series is on Ireland/UK Netflix, I'd recommend trying S02E02 - Swingers as an introduction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ3UDsUXRSQ
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