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ColdPie posted:If a Sonic game has more text than Start Game, the Options menu, and maybe "& KNUCKLES", they already hosed up. Fixed that for you.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:00 |
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Just look at the underlined sentence: Eggman is definitely the kind of guy who owns a fedora and says "m'lady". He's a total neckbeard \ "nice guy". He's also a utopian idealistic technocrat who probably genuinely believes he's making the world a better place, but has delusions of grandeur and is a gigantic narcissist given that he puts his own face on almost everything he makes. He's like the embodiment of Internet nerds It's probably unintentional, but he is a LOT like Ignatius J. Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Confederacy_of_Dunces GET IN THE ROBOT fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Jul 21, 2017 |
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SONIC: Looks like you've got yolk on you face now, Ro-BITCH-nik EGGMAN: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG for using gendered slurs!
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:22 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:SONIC: Looks like you've got yolk on you face now, Ro-BITCH-nik That is not something Sonic would say please remove this slander.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:41 |
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I feel like Dr. Robotnik is actually a pretty nice guy who would just want to build a theme park, he's giving work to machines anyway to build stuff so I bet he contracts out too, boosting the economy.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:46 |
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Mr Phillby posted:That is not something Sonic would say please remove this slander.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:48 |
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:I feel like Dr. Robotnik is actually a pretty nice guy who would just want to build a theme park, he's giving work to machines anyway to build stuff so I bet he contracts out too, boosting the economy. He turns innocent animals into killing machines Like he doesn't even kill them first he wants them to be cognizant of the poo poo they're about to do
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:49 |
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Classic Robotnik: "We're going to turn all of the little furry animals into our robot slaves!" Modern Eggman: "I love this guy!" Classic Robotnik: "We'll build a theme park dedicated to our own intelligence and flawless egos!" Modern Eggman: "Yes!" Classic Robotnik: "The robots will clean the park for us and they'll defeat our enemies!" Modern Eggman: "Yes!!" Classic Robotnik: "The male robots will be our muscle! The females will cook and clean! They'll all serve us under one iron fist!" Modern Eggman: "hey now"
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 18:59 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Just look at the underlined sentence: You realize that a neckbeard is the polar opposite of a feminist, right? Sonic and his fans have much to learn from him.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:01 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Just look at the underlined sentence: Hey, Eggman has been equally villainous to both genders. His main kidnapping victim is always a male sidekick, anyway.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:12 |
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Dr. Eggman is not a fedora lord
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:15 |
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Negrostrike posted:You realize that a neckbeard is the polar opposite of a feminist, right? They are mortal enemies, yes. Polar opposites? Ahahahahaha, nope.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:22 |
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Lmao the sonic thread is about to hit a new nadir
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 19:37 |
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Zelder posted:Lmao the sonic thread is about to hit a new nadir We don't get there until fan characters are brought up. To avoid that grim fate, let's change the subject now.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:08 |
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Agreed. Let's talk about how loving RAD Sonic Mania is going to be.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:10 |
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Geostomp posted:We don't get there until fan characters are brought up. To avoid that grim fate, let's change the subject now. So about that Sonic Forces CaC...
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:11 |
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Zelder posted:He turns innocent animals into killing machines what else was that animal gonna do, poop in the woods?
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:24 |
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MORE 👏WOMEN 👏EGGBOSSES👏
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 20:35 |
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Meet Sonic's new lovely friend, Chauvinist the Pig.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:00 |
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Copper the Pig, actually. I intentionally steer him into enemies
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:01 |
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Also please make Eggman a fat woman because representation. Every time Sonic beats her she screams "PATRIARCHY" while flying away. Big Red could be used as model, that would be cool. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:06 |
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poo poo man are you a professional comedian? That's loving hilarious...
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:15 |
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Zelder posted:Lmao the sonic thread is about to hit a new nadir what if it turns out that mania.....is bad
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:28 |
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Trasson posted:So about that Sonic Forces CaC... That is nothing but a fur covered soulless machine, as far as I'm concerned.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:29 |
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Andre Banzai posted:Also please make Eggman a fat woman because representation. Every time Sonic beats her she screams "PATRIARCHY" while flying away. Big Red could be used as model, that would be cool.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:29 |
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Geostomp posted:That is nothing but a fur covered soulless machine, as far as I'm concerned. That's a mean thing to say about Shadow the Hedgehog.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:35 |
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Did somebody say female Eggman?
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:36 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:MORE 👏WOMEN 👏EGGBOSSES👏 You say that but half the Egg Bosses in the reboot comic were women.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:41 |
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Zelder posted:poo poo man are you a professional comedian? That's loving hilarious... I know, right? I wrote the script for Ghostbusters 2016.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:47 |
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Mikedawson posted:You say that but half the Egg Bosses in the reboot comic were women. Everyone is equally qualified to serve the Eggman Empire regardless of gender, orientation, or willingness to do so.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:50 |
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Andre Banzai posted:I know, right? I wrote the script for Ghostbusters 2016.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 21:53 |
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Eggman is my fat pride hero. He's be way less cool if he was skinny and he has mad swag and a positive body image.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:03 |
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Kids, there's nothing more cool than satire,
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:05 |
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Goddamn the sonic forces character creator is looking good
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:18 |
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You know with eighty posts in like ten hours I assumed there was quite the drop. I didn't expect this kind of drop. Remember though, panel is tomorrow at 7:30, probably our last look at mania news til august.
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I need to save this for future use.
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 22:55 |
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CJacobs posted:Copper the Pig, actually. I intentionally steer him into enemies Today in the Metropolis Zone, protests erupted into a riot following another fatal shooting. Local teenager Knuckles the Echidna, age 16, was caught speeding and pulled over by Copper the Pig. Officer Pig noticed that Knuckles had dreadlocks and was listening to rap music, panicked, and emptied 15 rounds into the victim. As residents of Angel Island mourn the loss of this young Echidna, many are outraged to have yet another innocent victim of police brutality. Sonic the Hedgehog, 15, of the Green Hill Zone tearfully describes his departed friend. "He was a good guy. He... he didn't like to chuckle. He'd... he would rather just flex his muscles..." Protests following the shooting quickly escalated into violence and many local businesses were damaged in the chaos. Local business owner Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik recounts the damage to his factory in the Metropolis Zone. "I had my windows broken, power up monitors stolen and countless badniks destroyed. It will cost me thousands of rings to fix the damages. They're animals I tell you, animals! ... Wait, hold on, don't look at me that way, I'm not trying to be racist or anything, it's but just that they're literally animals, like squirrels and birds... wait, that didn't come out right, can you please cut this part of the interview? poo poo, there goes my business." Coming up next, the heartwarming tale of a local mentally challenged man who was reunited with his pet frog
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:05 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:Coming up next, the heartwarming tale of a local mentally challenged man who was reunited with his pet frog Blaster Master Zero is pretty good, y'all.
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Gammatron 64 posted:Coming up next, the heartwarming tale of a local mentally challenged man who was reunited with his pet frog if i looking for a froggy him name hopkin green froggy
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# ? Jul 21, 2017 23:44 |
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Andre Banzai posted:Also please make Eggman a fat woman because representation. Every time Sonic beats her she screams "PATRIARCHY" while flying away. Big Red could be used as model, that would be cool. why do you think this kind of posting was a good idea
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