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JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Zaphod42 posted:

No Felony Murder is when you commit a crime like robbery and a cop dies trying to stop you while you were committing a felony. Even though you didn't kill him per se because you created the situation, you become liable. Its pretty different.

This is just conspiracy to commit murder and murder.

Felony murder also happens when anyone dies while a felony is being committed, like the time an accomplice getaway driver was popped for murder when her home invasion buddies were killed by a resident of the house they were robbing. She didn’t go in the house , but still caught a murder charge.

http://kfor.com/2017/03/30/more-details-released-on-oklahoma-home-invasion-that-left-three-teen-suspects-dead/amp/

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Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Gorilla Salad posted:

Sorry to interrupt pathetic nerd chat, but here's a bear smacking itself in the nuts:

Reminds me of another bear incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


How about some classic hockey schaden:

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Remember last week when transwoman Danica Roem beat rear end in a top hat Bob Marshall in a Virginia state house race? Bob is definitely not mad and is handling his loss with grace and dignity.

https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/931322990180126720

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Felony murder also happens when anyone dies while a felony is being committed, like the time an accomplice getaway driver was popped for murder when her home invasion buddies were killed by a resident of the house they were robbing. She didn’t go in the house , but still caught a murder charge.

http://kfor.com/2017/03/30/more-details-released-on-oklahoma-home-invasion-that-left-three-teen-suspects-dead/amp/

I can't remember enough details to find a source, but I remember hearing about police shooting at the back of a man who was running away on a crowded street. The cops hit an uninvolved citizen and they die. The person who was running from the cops gets charged with murder. Might be total BS, but I definitely remember hearing about it.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Mizuti posted:

Reminds me of another bear incident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

I fuckin tried throwing that fuckin BREWM at him and he just fuckin shtays there! :byodood:

GOD DAMNIT I GOTTA DRILL SOME FOOTAGE!

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Ego-bot posted:

Remember last week when transwoman Danica Roem beat rear end in a top hat Bob Marshall in a Virginia state house race? Bob is definitely not mad and is handling his loss with grace and dignity.

https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/931322990180126720

Here's the content of that letter to the editor, if like me you get caught out by the WaPo paywall;

Bob Marshall, the due who got thrashed in the election posted:

If you think insurance premiums are high now, just wait until Virginia Del.-elect Danica Roem’s legislation to force insurance companies to cover “sex change” operations takes effect [“Roem to push for transgender health care,” Metro, Nov. 11].

Will Ms. Roem (D) also cover sex-change reversals to treat the growing incidence of “sex-change regret” by persons who find the “cure” worse than the “disease”?

Too bad The Post did not write this article before the election to fully inform voters about Ms. Roem’s real agenda.

I wonder when Gov.-elect Ralph Northam (D) will open up our highway rest stops and state office building locker rooms and bathrooms to people who think they are the opposite sex, just as they are trying to do in our public schools.

Virginians must wake up, not be intimidated and fight this radical transgender agenda for the sake of our children and grandchildren.

Bob Marshall, Manassas

The writer, a Republican who represents
Prince William County in the Virginia House, lost to Democrat Danica Roem in the Nov. 7 elections.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Ego-bot posted:

Remember last week when transwoman Danica Roem beat rear end in a top hat Bob Marshall in a Virginia state house race? Bob is definitely not mad and is handling his loss with grace and dignity.

https://twitter.com/FenitN/status/931322990180126720

Oooooohhh yeah that salt is delicious

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
lol bob marshall thinks he can keep us LGBTs out of highway rest stops and bathrooms :q:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Gonna bet that the "Ms." was added as a courtesy by the editors and not by Butthurt McThinkofthechildren himself.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Weatherman posted:

Gonna bet that the "Ms." was added as a courtesy by the editors and not by Butthurt McThinkofthechildren himself.

Considering how deliberately the letter leaves out pronouns, I'm gonna wager he went with Mr. originally and the WaPo corrected by their style guide. Expect an irate statement accusing the post of editing his letter to make it seem like he was accepting trans folk and a threat to sue-- he's gotta keep his name prominent to try to get on the wingnut welfare circuit.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Slugnoid posted:

lol bob marshall thinks he can keep us LGBTs out of highway rest stops and bathrooms :q:

As a Republican I can assure you he's well aware which bathrooms and rest stops the gays are known to frequent.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Eh, I think the Post would've been better off not publishing his garbage at all. Even if they're pretty implicitly going "lol look at this whiny pissbaby", they're still giving him a little bit more of a platform to piss and moan in the public spotlight.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Teddybear posted:

Considering how deliberately the letter leaves out pronouns, I'm gonna wager he went with Mr. originally and the WaPo corrected by their style guide. Expect an irate statement accusing the post of editing his letter to make it seem like he was accepting trans folk and a threat to sue-- he's gotta keep his name prominent to try to get on the wingnut welfare circuit.

I'm looking forward to it in Saturday's Free For All.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Kookaburras are rad birds.Their laughter is annoying first thing in the morning but they're pretty friendly and they're just always getting picked on by minah birds and magpies and poo poo.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

They also eat snakes, which is useful.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

The Lone Badger posted:

They also eat snakes, which is useful.

Correction, they eat snakes by whipping their beaks around so fast that it snaps their spines.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

does australia have any animals that arent metal?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Wallabies are pretty chill.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

poly and open-minded posted:

does australia have any animals that arent metal?

Bush Turkeys. They are the goddamn worst.

Also the Stone Curlew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWHUU41gsk

These motherfuckers scream all night long and they're a protected species. That means that if they nest somewhere then you can't even get a bush ranger to move them even if they decide to build a nest like in a shopping center carpark.

edit: Although apparently in Indigenous Australian mythology their screams were considered a harbinger of death which is neat.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Regalingualius posted:

Eh, I think the Post would've been better off not publishing his garbage at all. Even if they're pretty implicitly going "lol look at this whiny pissbaby", they're still giving him a little bit more of a platform to piss and moan in the public spotlight.

People complained about the Washington Post being 'too liberal' and that they "won't give airtime to the other side". poo poo like this is Bezos going "here's the other side!"

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Testekill posted:

Bush Turkeys. They are the goddamn worst.

Also the Stone Curlew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWHUU41gsk

These motherfuckers scream all night long and they're a protected species. That means that if they nest somewhere then you can't even get a bush ranger to move them even if they decide to build a nest like in a shopping center carpark.

edit: Although apparently in Indigenous Australian mythology their screams were considered a harbinger of death which is neat.

I think I understand why they're a protected species.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

poly and open-minded posted:

does australia have any animals that arent metal?

We have a pretty cool variety of birds and neat fish.

FortMan
Jan 10, 2012

Viva Romanesco!

poly and open-minded posted:

does australia have any animals that arent metal?

Well, there's quokka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzJuCmJ6VzI

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KingSlime posted:

a good week for the forums, much needed purging overall it seems

I would argue PCOS Bill was more obviously a douche, while Jastiger's douchiness was darker and much more troubling.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Testekill posted:

Bush Turkeys. They are the goddamn worst.

Also the Stone Curlew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZWHUU41gsk

These motherfuckers scream all night long and they're a protected species. That means that if they nest somewhere then you can't even get a bush ranger to move them even if they decide to build a nest like in a shopping center carpark.

I'd take an entire flock of those over the fatts and tatts that are the usual population of a shopping centre carpark.

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010


Unless it's been super dry even for WA, then those things can get pretty violent due to fighting for food.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

Felony murder also happens when anyone dies while a felony is being committed, like the time an accomplice getaway driver was popped for murder when her home invasion buddies were killed by a resident of the house they were robbing. She didn’t go in the house , but still caught a murder charge.

http://kfor.com/2017/03/30/more-details-released-on-oklahoma-home-invasion-that-left-three-teen-suspects-dead/amp/

Im not American so I don't really know much about Felony Murder but joint enterprise is a thing here in the UK. It leads to massive over prosecution but know one cares because they were criminals after all.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Slugnoid posted:

Here's the content of that letter to the editor, if like me you get caught out by the WaPo paywall;

Bob lost because all he could do is focus on the scary transexuals, while Danica ran on a platform that's actually productive. It's good to see he hasn't learned poo poo.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/GlasnostGone/status/930821480107175936

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/662717972981551104

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/11/16/us/keystone-pipeline-leak/index.html

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Every time I see this poo poo my mind is boggle as to why he hasn't deleted these tweets.

He just doesn't care.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Memento posted:

Every time I see this poo poo my mind is boggle as to why he hasn't deleted these tweets.

He just doesn't care.

He just doesn't remember

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Once he got past his pussy grab fiasco he knew nothing mattered.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

poly and open-minded posted:

does australia have any animals that arent metal?

Budgies and cockatiels.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Cythereal posted:

Budgies and cockatiels.

WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51LTSWiwK-I

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Mu Zeta posted:

Once he got past his pussy grab fiasco he knew nothing mattered.

Oh it was waaaay before that.

MNIMWA
Dec 1, 2014

have a classic y'all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TaYhjpOfo

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


reminder that the president of the united states is an admitted serial sexual assaulter lol

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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

These robots need to stop spending all night at the pub the night before their testing starts.

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