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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


You do not gently caress with the post office.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



C-Euro posted:

TIL that the postal service can make arrests.

Oh I think we can beat that

https://twitter.com/jessfromonline/status/1296466263179395073

I also own a SEC ENFORCEMENT hat

Kalli fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Aug 20, 2020

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Kalli posted:

Oh I think we can beat that

https://twitter.com/jessfromonline/status/1296466263179395073

I also own a SEC ENFORCEMENT hat..... Actually poo poo, I should probably get some of those for the college fans, shouldn't I?

I'm very disappointed that all the NASA police encounters don't happen at 3 AM and look like an alien abduction.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
lol just remembered I still haven't got my tax return back that I filed in April.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
peep the date

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/908341345428926465

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Kalli posted:

Friend of mine's going into surgery after tearing her achilles hopping out of bed on Sunday.

I had a former coworker tear her ACL in her sleep. My best friend also dislocated his knee stepping forward to throw a bocce ball at a company function.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Legs are a bit odd but it’s not uncommon to injure your shoulder sleeping especially if you like to put your arm under your pillow

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

wandler20 posted:

lol just remembered I still haven't got my tax return back that I filed in April.

I filed in July and the Health Insurance form I kinda winged it and used my bank transactions to see how much I spent and previous year's return for my account number so I may have hosed up but haven't heard either way.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Legs are a bit odd but it’s not uncommon to injure your shoulder sleeping especially if you like to put your arm under your pillow

Attempts to wave hand but can't lift it above his shoulder


I got better with a lot of rehab and shoulder exercises, but it took a while

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

OxySnake posted:

Imagine getting arrested by the postal service.

Signing your name on a package and they slap the cuffs on you while holding the clip board.

The letter just says Gotcha.

Imagine getting perp walked by guys in short shorts and pith helmets hahaha

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

dirty shrimp money posted:

gently caress I'm coned



Maybe it'll get inland enough to put out some wildfires? :shepface:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


😷

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

dirty shrimp money posted:

gently caress I'm coned



Condolences but I gotta admit, as a fellow Gulf Coaster there is a very healthy element of "better y'all than me"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wandler20 posted:

lol just remembered I still haven't got my tax return back that I filed in April.

https://twitter.com/bethbourdon/status/1296412719898415104

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

GD_American posted:

Condolences but I gotta admit, as a fellow Gulf Coaster there is a very healthy element of "better y'all than me"

That's still too close to Louisiana for me.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
Not only that, this track will def change.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Neil Armbong posted:

Not only that, this track will def change.

Let me grab my sharpie - where do you want it to go?

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have accomplished something, so I'm here to share it.

I took this old CD shelf, that was my first woodworking project I did on my own, and turned it into the top for a new kitchen table. The CD shelf had a lot of little screw ups, and well I don't need a place to publicly store CDs anymore, so it was time to go. I used wood from a different abandoned project that I had laying around to make the legs. Top is hickory, legs are maple. Let me tell you, I still suck at making a perfectly flat table top, but I got it good enough. Only thing that is screwed is the top down to the legs, just in case I ever need to remove it; everything else is glued. Legs and runners are mortise and tenon joints. Boards for the top are joined with biscuits.

Old shelf


New table. Chairs are from Ikea and are there just for reference.


e: this is a little bit better picture of the table. Don't mind the messy floor.

Bird in a Blender fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 20, 2020

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

This seems like the exact type thing that costs more money to collect than will be brought in. Like, just make a one time waiver for under like $1000.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Looks good, man. Handmade is the best made. Also, I really like your blond floors.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Bird in a Blender posted:

kick rear end tabl

looks dope, dude.

can't wait for the cooler fall so I can make some new side tables. Going to get some red oak ply to save some money, will post pics when they're done.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Hell they could tack it onto my refund check which I never did get

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/1296485356502765568

lol

Reminder the DNC threatened to blacklist any campaign worker who worked for someone trying to primary an incumbent

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

swickles posted:

This seems like the exact type thing that costs more money to collect than will be brought in. Like, just make a one time waiver for under like $1000.

But then they can't randomly gently caress over someone who made 9 dollars less than the minimum required to file.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Calling it now, Joe Biden and AOC are the same person.

https://twitter.com/moonpolysoft/status/1295955922909462528?s=19

Spoilers for a 21 year old film I guess.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

D-LINK posted:

Looks good, man. Handmade is the best made. Also, I really like your blond floors.

Thanks. We ripped out some old vinyl flooring in the kitchen and put down wood. Our house was in generally good shape when we bought it, but all of the finishes and fixtures needed an update. We paid someone to do the floors, I don't trust myself to do that.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Pelosi loves a loser

https://twitter.com/vgmac/status/1296484779215532034

E: beaten

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

the_name_you_know.txt

The poll showed Markey leading by double digits among voters who identify as “very progressive” or “progressive,” and with more educated and wealthier voters. Kennedy, meanwhile, performed better with lower-income voters and those with less than a college degree, and with those who identified as moderate.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Compulsive liar or just so dumb he can't remember the poo poo he actually says?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1296476984793604096?s=20

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

wandler20 posted:

Compulsive liar or just so dumb he can't remember the poo poo he actually says?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1296476984793604096?s=20

Yes.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://mobile.twitter.com/Z_Everson/status/1296485306422755328


Lol

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



I thought the age of the grift peaked back with old snake oil salesman, and carnival barkers.

That was the silver age, and we are truly in the golden age of grifting.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

wandler20 posted:

Compulsive liar or just so dumb he can't remember the poo poo he actually says?

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1296476984793604096?s=20

I mean, it probably both had his blessing and he knew nothing about it.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Intruder posted:

Reminder the DNC threatened to blacklist any campaign worker who worked for someone trying to primary an incumbent

lol at the DNC not kowtowing to a Kennedy

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1296490315147354115?s=19

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Silly Burrito posted:

I love my wife but she can be an rear end in a top hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI_P3UtZXAA

And even with that all I hear is Dino saurrrr dino sauuuurrrrrr dino saaaaaaauuurrrrrrrrrr

This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. ❤️

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
A few more details on the Bannon arrest.

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1296469171753103362?s=19


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SULSoOYmRs

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Neil Armbong posted:

Not only that, this track will def change.

What else can 2020 throw at us? Oh, two hurricanes in the Gulf at the same time now??? Welp.

https://twitter.com/ZackFradellaWx/status/1296462759954087936

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Silly Burrito posted:

What else can 2020 throw at us? Oh, two hurricanes in the Gulf at the same time now??? Welp.

https://twitter.com/ZackFradellaWx/status/1296462759954087936

I could go for some locusts right about now

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Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Bye. It was nice knowing y’all.

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