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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

HAHAHA. I lost it when they put it in a puddle.

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pacheco
May 2, 2005

Always bet on Duke.
I nearly pissed myself the first time I saw it. Thanks, deviant. !

Sponge!
Dec 22, 2004

SPORK!
Haha, clicking on multiple links from IRC got me these 2 videos, so I made this...

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=h...thorName=Sponge!

Taaaaaaarb!
Nov 17, 2008

Electric Space Famicon
Inside Time Attack

1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpvk8bKNUco
2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7nshjIb70
3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jid44pAMJNA
4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVTxYHxVmBo
5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9o_jnakDaU
6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6JZm2ooO7U
7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyvnNje4GM
8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIxjAENMosE
9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCX277i6n2M

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
I love the RCM car.

Would like to see it up against GST:

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1908461

eames
May 9, 2009

I thought Im a pretty decent driver until I saw this video of Ayaton Sennas feet dancing on the pedals of a NSX. Maybe I should just buy a bicycle. :smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By2AEsGAhU

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

eames posted:

I thought Im a pretty decent driver until I saw this video of Ayaton Sennas feet dancing on the pedals of a NSX. Maybe I should just buy a bicycle. :smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By2AEsGAhU

His late braking technique is less impressive. :ghost:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


eames posted:

I thought Im a pretty decent driver until I saw this video of Ayaton Sennas feet dancing on the pedals of a NSX. Maybe I should just buy a bicycle. :smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By2AEsGAhU

You forgot the most important part:

He's wearing goddamn loafers.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Gotta stop those drat kids: http://www.kitv.com/video/23536528/index.html

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

Phone posted:

Gotta stop those drat kids: http://www.kitv.com/video/23536528/index.html

Give them more grip. Yes that will fix it.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

eames posted:

I thought Im a pretty decent driver until I saw this video of Ayaton Sennas feet dancing on the pedals of a NSX. Maybe I should just buy a bicycle. :smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8By2AEsGAhU

Nice one wheel peel Ayrton :laugh:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Phone posted:

Gotta stop those drat kids: http://www.kitv.com/video/23536528/index.html
I like this concept of putting grippier asphalt on good driving roads. gently caress off, drifters! Time for some proper cornering.

Also, immortalized in videogames? It's some bullshit S-curve in Hawaii. Maybe I blew through it in Test Drive Unlimited before I skidded off into the underbrush from the wacky controls and lost a race.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I like this concept of putting grippier asphalt on good driving roads. gently caress off, drifters! Time for some proper cornering.

That was my thought, also. However, what happens if you enter a corner covered with this stuff while drifting? What would the sudden change of grip do to the car?

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."

Uthor posted:

That was my thought, also. However, what happens if you enter a corner covered with this stuff while drifting? What would the sudden change of grip do to the car?

I imagine as soon as they fling the wheel they will discover ALOT of traction right into a tree.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Uthor posted:

That was my thought, also. However, what happens if you enter a corner covered with this stuff while drifting? What would the sudden change of grip do to the car?

Whatever it did it would probably teach them not to drift on public roads.

Which is a good thing, take that poo poo to a parking lot, douchebags!

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

Uthor posted:

That was my thought, also. However, what happens if you enter a corner covered with this stuff while drifting? What would the sudden change of grip do to the car?

The car will begin to transfer more of it's sideways momentum into moving forward i.e. wherever the nose/front wheels point. In the case of drifting, the car will push towards the inside of the corner. I doubt it's sticky enough that a dab of the throttle couldn't correct that, but as they said in the video that would chew up your tires pretty badly.

edit:
Car related 5 second films are the best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2Z9Q1xuIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwa7LTMJU88
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOFIYKzx5w

Muffinpox fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 14, 2010

JuanChai
Mar 3, 2007
The Chairman of the Bawd

Cat Terrist posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleuPXWotcI

I hate laughing at someone else's misfortune in a rally but this is priceless

I love this video, I can't stop watching it. The dialogue and delivery is gold. I have tears in my eyes! This has made my week worthwhile.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2cgtB-6zVA

I just don't know. :psyduck:


Also:

Muffinpox posted:

Car related 5 second films are the best:

The best car related one: http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_changeling

Ziploc fucked around with this message at 05:40 on May 14, 2010

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
http://www.youtube.com/user/kbb?v=-leC8dPLpKA&feature=pyv&ad=4908556870&kw=porsche%20video
Im seriously thinking about doing this using my starion. Im thinking it would be pretty funny.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

hippynerd posted:

http://www.youtube.com/user/kbb?v=-leC8dPLpKA&feature=pyv&ad=4908556870&kw=porsche%20video
Im seriously thinking about doing this using my starion. Im thinking it would be pretty funny.

I'm wishing I had my old Crown Vic still. Neither of the vehicles I have access to now really have much comedy value for a review, but that would have.

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MleuPXWotcI

:butt:

DiscoDickTease
Mar 19, 2009

Hi, boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group!

You missed everyone talking about it near the top of the page

edit: whoopsy-dunkles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATwSlHdiPY

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

DiscoDickTease posted:

You missed everyone talking about it near the top of the page
Welp, and I actually checked the last few pages. That's what I get for not clicking the links to videos... sorry.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

DiscoDickTease posted:

You missed everyone talking about it near the top of the page

edit: whoopsy-dunkles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATwSlHdiPY

Another example of being incredibly lucky + the importance of quick marshalls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV99_BIqY4g

You can see the fuel line spraying everywhere as its rolling.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


You forgot the best angle of that crash. Forget the fuel line, look at his LEG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqSjRJ1sTrg&feature=related

Cheap Bourbon
Apr 13, 2010
For some reason, the current ad campaign for the Caddy CTS-V really gets on my nerves...

I'm not sure what the strung-out coke-head drunk dialing is trying to tell me.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Cheap Bourbon posted:

For some reason, the current ad campaign for the Caddy CTS-V really gets on my nerves...

I'm not sure what the strung-out coke-head drunk dialing is trying to tell me.

Hmm, I actually like that commercial quite a bit. It's very stylish and I like the logo work.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
You know how I keep saying Hyundai Excels make for rather good rally cars?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYeNbeExBaQ

Have fun watching

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Cheap Bourbon posted:

For some reason, the current ad campaign for the Caddy CTS-V really gets on my nerves...

I'm not sure what the strung-out coke-head drunk dialing is trying to tell me.

It does 0-60 in 3.9 seconds, is the world's fastest production sedan, can be yours for $$AMOUNT, and is stylish?

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Compared to car adverts of old, those Caddy ones are really awesomely slick. Even the Top Gear crew could learn a thing or two from them in the stylish presentation department. Also the CTS-V is just the business.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I could swear this has been posted before, but I think every modification "package" from a tuner should come with a video of a dad riding along in the car as you weave through traffic and blast down blind corners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa6_mO3NAO8

Of note is how quickly he shifts from profanity to fatherly advice.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
exige catches on fire at the ring:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI4OR2_kOI

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

This car sounds absolutely brutal...skip toward the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytocPEdmsk&feature=related

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

angryhampster posted:

This car sounds absolutely brutal...skip toward the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytocPEdmsk&feature=related

poo poo, you ain't kidding. Pretty slick packaging job too.

Money Walrus
Sep 2, 2007

Cheap Bourbon posted:

For some reason, the current ad campaign for the Caddy CTS-V really gets on my nerves...

I'm not sure what the strung-out coke-head drunk dialing is trying to tell me.

You must be on crack, this commercial is slick as hell, catchy, and very, very cool. Color me impressed.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Of note is how quickly he shifts from profanity to fatherly advice.

And calling his son a son of a bitch. I laughed.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

angryhampster posted:

This car sounds absolutely brutal...skip toward the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ytocPEdmsk&feature=related
Sounds awesome, but what wont' be awesome is getting into a 5mph fender bender and having it cost you 30k worth of mods.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

real_scud posted:

Sounds awesome, but what wont' be awesome is getting into a 5mph fender bender and having it cost you 30k worth of mods.

Don't crash into people

ozziegt
Jul 8, 2005

cool under pressure
Ever hear of a.....clutch burnout?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8-6dQMG4g&feature=player_embedded

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ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD

ozziegt posted:

Ever hear of a.....clutch burnout?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8-6dQMG4g&feature=player_embedded

several times in this thread, yes

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