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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The next Diamond Joe article is going to be really sad.  I don't think they'll do anything, it just doesn't fit the character.
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The Saga Continues! J.K. Rowling Just Announced She Will Be Releasing New Stories Where Ron Dies Every Day For A Year! This article literally killed me.
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Arrested Ex-FIFA VP Cites The Onion In Strange Self-Defense Videoquote:Today in Dumb FIFA Man, arrested ex-VP Jack Warner tried to thank his supporters and clear his name during a strange Facebook video in which he cites a report from The Onion to prove FIFA’s generosity. The Onion article in question: http://www.theonion.com/article/fifa-frantically-announces-2015-summer-world-cup-u-50525
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Softface posted:The Saga Continues! J.K. Rowling Just Announced She Will Be Releasing New Stories Where Ron Dies Every Day For A Year! Welcome to Something Awful, Mr. Grint!
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A motorcycle stunt spectacular in memory of Beau? Shooting to the edge of space in a rocket of his own design to spread the ashes? There are some pretty awesome things the Diamond Joe character could do.
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Segmentation Fox posted:A motorcycle stunt spectacular in memory of Beau? Shooting to the edge of space in a rocket of his own design to spread the ashes? There are some pretty awesome things the Diamond Joe character could do. Beau has gone to live with Worm now.
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Segmentation Fox posted:A motorcycle stunt spectacular in memory of Beau? Shooting to the edge of space in a rocket of his own design to spread the ashes? There are some pretty awesome things the Diamond Joe character could do. Nah, Diamond Joe would fake his son's death for reasons involving a large pot growing operation in the basement of the Lincoln Memorial.
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"When I Started Writing ‘Game Of Thrones,’ I Didn’t Know What Horses Looked Like"
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Asian-Americans Defying Traditional Stereotypes
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A few months back I made it a project to read two pages of this thread a week. Just reading the onion article titles gave me a chuckle, occasionally reading the thing if someone emphatically assured me the last sentence was worth it. Then a year ago in thread time clickhole came out and I ravenously upped the consumption of this thread's history. Click hole is extremely my poo poo. Goddamn. I had been passed one or two clickhole articles before but goddamn. I'm hooked on clickhole. My clickhole score is 3619. I googled chords for night moves to solve the mystery of skull island. I've been banned from the internet and banned from ever learning another language. I love it. I've seen every fish in the sea married to a deathless diver from before time. I've been told I haven't flicked nearly enough wind chimes and goddamn it they're right. I have every bone there is. I'm constantly surprised by how much effort they put into looking low effort.
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Just headlines, but: Sepp Blatter Resigns From FIFA With Generous Severance Bribe Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One  
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My new favorite Onion article! http://www.theonion.com/article/wealthy-teen-nearly-experiences-consequence-2551 As a guy who grew up going to school with people like this, this really speaks to my heart lol
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This series is do goddamn dumb but I laugh every time: We Asked 22 Science Teachers About The Longest Name For Albert Einstein They Ever Taught Their Students We Asked 22 Priests What’s The Heaviest Thing They Ever Threw At The Devil We Asked 22 OB-GYNs What’s The Weirdest Thing They Ever Delivered Dr. Arbitrary has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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Incredible! Listen to These People Talk About The Worst Jobs They Ever Had
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This Woman Answers The Question Every Man Wants To Know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YULrEiQ9Xhs
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Science FTW: IBM Just Announced A Robotics Competition To Stop The Winner Of The Previous Competition
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6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet Is this the plane that won't work if there's rain, or sand, or at all?
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Krinkle posted:6 Things That Could’ve Been Bought With The $1.5 Trillion The Government Spent Developing The F-35 Fighter Jet That Australia bought seventy-two of, well after it was known how much of a failure they were, yes. And even if it can fly, it can only do so for like, less than an hour. The list of faults with the F-35 would look like an Onion article if you read them all in one. Cleretic has a new favorite as of 11:03 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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clockworx posted:Science FTW: IBM Just Announced A Robotics Competition To Stop The Winner Of The Previous Competition Expectations are high!
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Finally! A Family Lineage Website That Just Tells You The Bullshit You Want To Hear the site in question quote:Who are the people who make up your family’s past? We’ll tell you some bullshit and you can choose to want to believe it.
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New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:This series is do goddamn dumb but I laugh every time: Don't forget this one: We Asked 22 Crab Fishermen About The Most Famous Person They Ever Trawled Up Out Of The Ocean
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We Asked 22 Strangers How Far They Think They Can Throw Ellen Page
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New Clickventure About Something! e: vampires Real good one, but short. I didn't fall for any nonsense and stuck to science Krinkle has a new favorite as of 23:43 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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Krinkle posted:Finally! A Family Lineage Website That Just Tells You The Bullshit You Want To Hear bad language in this one that I don't like but yeah sadly, this is not as much of a parody as one might think. Everyone thinks they are related to Obama or the Clintons or the Kennedys or something.. yeah right!!!
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A3th3r posted:bad language in this one that I don't like but yeah You sound like youre a great guy to hang out with.
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Five Tips to gently caress Good.quote:gently caress so good that you win an award: One of the top ways to gently caress great is to gently caress so good that you win a prize or trophy for how good it is. Then if someone asks if you gently caress good, you can say, “Well, I won a prize for good loving, so you tell me, idiot.”
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My favorite articles are the ones that read like they were written by Brick from Anchorman.
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Here's a fun article about Clickhole that gives some insight on how they create their articles. http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2015/06/clickhole_writers_explain_their_craft_how_the_onion_s_internet_parody_spinoff.1.html
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Ready To Feel Old? Kids Born In 2001 Are Already Getting Tried As Adults
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Franz, Suzie, and Eileen aren't being straight with us  Jonah's just being a kid though, so that's all right.
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Heartwarming: Watch This Dad Totally Accept His Gay Son Coming Out And Then Eat 12 Tacos Gwyneth Paltrow Tried To Survive A Week On Food Stamps And She Died
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Jean's back once again!quote:I won’t bore you with what you already know, but I made my apologies and meant them. I absolutely didn’t mean to offend anyone with my December 2014 column, “Homophobe And Loving It!” I think you all understand that now, but I still apologized anyway and didn’t fight the imposed sabbatical. I swear, I honestly thought that “homophobe” meant someone who hated cleaning their house. I did occasionally wonder why there was an “o” after the “m” instead of an “e,” but I checked the dictionary to verify the spelling. However, I only noted the spelling and didn’t follow through with reading the definition. I really should have, as I used the word a lot in the column, and turns out it means something totally different. 
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There's a new 404 page.
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ultrafilter posted:There's a new 404 page. It's a real number.
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