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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh I like parallel too. I wish someone made an actually functional USB-to-Centronics adapter. Is it even possible to make? We just don't know.

I looked into this a while ago. It looks like the only USB devices are actually just USB printer devices so they can't be used for anything other than printing. However, if you're on a desktop you can get PCI Express cards with fully-functional parallel ports on them.

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh I like parallel too. I wish someone made an actually functional USB-to-Centronics adapter. Is it even possible to make? We just don't know.

I bought a USB to parallel adapter recently because it was out cheap but then I realized I'm too lazy to hook up my old printer to see if it even works, and in fact what I really wanted was to be able to maybe use it for a project one day controlling some digital lines but it has the Centronics adapter instead of DB-25 like I thought it would, so it's just going to sit in its box until I die I think.

I guess if you want to just toggle pins on and off you can just buy something like http://www.ftdichip.com/Products/ICs/FT245R.htm which isn't convenient for hooking up a printer but can be programmed to do what you want (if I recall correctly, that particular product can do that).

I just wanted to do it the old fashioned way :corsair:

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva

My 300MHz Pentium II came with one of these. It was slower than CPU rendering in a lot of 3D games and had issues with transparency, but it was apparently good enough to play some games that required a 3D card like Motorcross Madness.

I ended up replacing it with a 16MB TNT1, which soon after got replaced with a 32MB TNT2.

thehoj
Jan 29, 2003

BattleMaster posted:

it's made out of standard ribbon cable and IDC connectors too so you can make it out of a couple dollars of new material

might be useful to other people because I'm sure authentic SLI cables are more expensive than they should be

Here's how I made one with a modified floppy drive cable. http://www.vogonswiki.com/index.php/How_to_make_a_Voodoo_2_SLI_cable



Also... HELL YES! I played MegaRace so much, it was disgusting!

thehoj has a new favorite as of 14:38 on Jun 2, 2016

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
the proper crimping tool/the connectors/ribbon cable are really not that expensive you guys.

Smoke posted:

My 300MHz Pentium II came with one of these. It was slower than CPU rendering in a lot of 3D games and had issues with transparency, but it was apparently good enough to play some games that required a 3D card like Motorcross Madness.


The infamous 3D-deacelerator.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

You don't even need to use a crimping tool with those kind of connectors, but as I said you can do it with all-new material for a buck or two instead of using a floppy cable. Of course if you have a floppy cable laying around then go ahead

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
No you don't but tools are fun. Good tools are even more fun. If you do this once, yeah you really don't need to buy a tool, if you do that semi-regularily, it's worth it. But then again, I like buying tools. :shobon:

I distinctly remember a 3D racing game I played a lot where you could build your own tracks, but damned if I can find it again. I thought stunt car racer, but no, I don't think that's it. It might beat 4x4 Offroad racing in the racing games that I played a lot. (4x4 hasn't really aged all that well, but it was one of the games I bought with my Amiga)

EDIT: \/\/ Yes! \/\/ Thanks!

Police Automaton has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Jun 2, 2016

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Sounds like Stunts.

thehoj
Jan 29, 2003
Here are two other games that stole many many hours of my childhood..
I LOVED these games.

Galactix
https://youtu.be/sAMM5vqtxKg

Dink Smallwood
https://youtu.be/DRfjGnhbISk

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Mechanism Eight posted:

Serial's neat but back in the day a PC's parallel port could be coupled with little more than a resistor DAC to play music :monocle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2iZFVoOq68

How do people figure out this stuff? :psyduck:

"But You can use 2 covox with 2 LPT ports to get stereo sound. On 12MHz 286 (without addon 287 processor) I got 15kHz sampling rate on Screamtracker 2.3 (NOT 3.2)."

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Bonzo posted:

There is a bit of a downside. I volunteer for an organization that takes in old PCs to fix up and donate to families and people in need. Up until a few years ago we had more CRT monitors then I cared to count. We find that LCD monitors are not donated as much because they never really break down and since family PCs no longer need to be upgraded every 2 or 3 years, people just hang on to them. So now we have PCs to give away but run short of monitors. We can't even give the CRTs away so we just send them for recycling.

On the flip side, I'm starting to see lots of LCD monitors in the local thrift stores. They're usually the square 4:3 ratio kind with VGA-only connections.

Those stores still have plenty of CRT TVs selling at absurd prices ($59 for a 32-inch CRT? :cawg: )

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!

Dick Trauma posted:

How do people figure out this stuff? :psyduck:

"But You can use 2 covox with 2 LPT ports to get stereo sound. On 12MHz 286 (without addon 287 processor) I got 15kHz sampling rate on Screamtracker 2.3 (NOT 3.2)."

That was honestly just a thinly veiled excuse to post some rad 4 channel mod tunes. I built a mono version a few years back with basic resistors but it sounded like rear end even on a much faster 486 sx 33 :(

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Tubesock Holocaust posted:

On the flip side, I'm starting to see lots of LCD monitors in the local thrift stores. They're usually the square 4:3 ratio kind with VGA-only connections.

Those stores still have plenty of CRT TVs selling at absurd prices ($59 for a 32-inch CRT? :cawg: )

4:3 would make them useful for retro stuff but they're usually all 5:4. 4:3 lcds aren't very common

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
I have memories of an old animation / drawing program, probably for Mac. It had a demo of triangles (or possibly squares) jumping up and rolling down snowy slopes while a jaunty music played. I feel retarded even typing it out, but the vocals literally went "la la la, la la la la la la", rising in note until it went down again.

It also had a tool to shape a spherical rendering of an image, a world map by default I think. You could shape the profile of the rendering, turning the globe into whatever shape you wanted and then send it bouncing around the screen.

Please old computer stuff thread, help me with my weird memories / fever dreams.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bubblyblubber posted:

I have memories of an old animation / drawing program, probably for Mac. It had a demo of triangles (or possibly squares) jumping up and rolling down snowy slopes while a jaunty music played. I feel retarded even typing it out, but the vocals literally went "la la la, la la la la la la", rising in note until it went down again.

It also had a tool to shape a spherical rendering of an image, a world map by default I think. You could shape the profile of the rendering, turning the globe into whatever shape you wanted and then send it bouncing around the screen.

Please old computer stuff thread, help me with my weird memories / fever dreams.

This was Iggy's Wreckin' Balls

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
It was 2000 or 2001 but I used to have one of these babies.

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-RM-AV3000-Universal-Discontinued-Manufacturer/dp/B000066AX5

loving thing was the size of a large smart phone and took 4 or 6 AA batteries. Also the one I got only had Japanese instructions so I had to use the pictures to figure it out.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Dick Trauma posted:

"But You can use 2 covox with 2 LPT ports to get stereo sound. On 12MHz 286 (without addon 287 processor) I got 15kHz sampling rate on Screamtracker 2.3 (NOT 3.2)."

Who has two parallel ports?! For the cost of an extra parallel port and two Covox Speech Things (I assume the Covox product being referred to) surely you could buy a proper sound card? Or is this just one of those "because I can" projects, not something that more than one person has ever done? :v:


drat, don't think I'd even heard of universal remote controls back then :eyepop:

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Universal remote have been around since the eighties. Not often with that LCD touch screen, but they've been around for a long time.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Logitech still makes absurdly overpriced universal remotes (which apparently control everything that has electricity running through it in your home)

http://www.logitech.com/en-us/harmony-remotes

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Guaranteed to control everything, and for none of your guests to know how to use it.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

GutBomb posted:

Nut often

Good advice.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Bonzo posted:

It was 2000 or 2001 but I used to have one of these babies.

http://www.amazon.com/Sony-RM-AV3000-Universal-Discontinued-Manufacturer/dp/B000066AX5

loving thing was the size of a large smart phone and took 4 or 6 AA batteries. Also the one I got only had Japanese instructions so I had to use the pictures to figure it out.

My uncle used to have an insane universal remote with a huge LCD screen. This was in the mid 90's. The thing was about the size of a TI-84 calculator, of not bigger, with at least twice as many buttons.

I'm not sure what the screen was for. It was dead for as long as I remember.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Regular Nintendo posted:

Guaranteed to control everything, and for none of your guests to know how to use it.
Which makes it a security system, if you think about it. What a deal!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
You'd think HDMI-CEC would have improved things but nope. Chromecast uses it and it's super convenient but that's the only thing I own that actually uses it.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Germstore posted:

You'd think HDMI-CEC would have improved things but nope. Chromecast uses it and it's super convenient but that's the only thing I own that actually uses it.

Playstation 3 & 4 use it. Can even navigate with my TV remote. Pressing the PS button on the controller will switch the input too. If my cable box could loving do that I would never need to manually switch inputs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SLOSifl posted:

Playstation 3 & 4 use it. Can even navigate with my TV remote. Pressing the PS button on the controller will switch the input too. If my cable box could loving do that I would never need to manually switch inputs.

I bought a Playstation 3 remote control because I didn't realize my old-rear end TV remote worked with it. Found out by accident. (Same with my Xbox 360 remote control being able to control my laptop that had an infra-red eye on the front.)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
hdmi-CEC is huge best buy dadbait. Several times my friends have gone HAVE YOU SEEN THIS poo poo? loving FINALLY, waving a hdmi-cec tag under my nose, then about seven hours after they get their tv home I start getting "dude this is loving bullshit, nothing works" texts

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
They got the part where the TV recognizes that a device is HDMI-CEC, they just haven't gotten any other features to work.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

GutBomb posted:

Universal remote have been around since the eighties. Nut often with that LCD touch screen, but they've been around for a long time.

Steve Wozniack invented them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CL_9

That Sony remote was a bitch to program. You had to point the remotes at each other and then press a button on the Sony and then the same button on your other remote.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I own a (rather popular) small CRT TV that for some god drat reason simply will not work with any universal remote*. I mean I could get a replacement for like :tenbux: but, then again, I could get a new TV that comes with a remote for :tenbux:

* Or, rather, no universal remote works with it. I doubt there's any technical reason for that.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Wow i had no idea about this HDMI-CEC thing. That is great thanks for cluing me in! Hopefully my old rear end LG supports it.

Anyone know if xfinity x1 cable boxes do by chance?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

thathonkey posted:

Wow i had no idea about this HDMI-CEC thing. That is great thanks for cluing me in! Hopefully my old rear end LG supports it.

Anyone know if xfinity x1 cable boxes do by chance?

Its xfinity so my guess is no

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Regular Nintendo posted:

Its xfinity so my guess is no

Same here the x1 is actually pretty decent i mean all things considered. Not like it could be worse than their previous box that was designed in the early 90s...

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

thathonkey posted:

Same here the x1 is actually pretty decent i mean all things considered. Not like it could be worse than their previous box that was designed in the early 90s...

I had one that had some nice ui that was a slow piece of poo poo anytime you actually hit a button and it was what made me finally dump comcast

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Regular Nintendo posted:

I had one that had some nice ui that was a slow piece of poo poo anytime you actually hit a button and it was what made me finally dump comcast

That sounds like the x1 haha. The uverse box is better but their service sucks even worse somehow

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Regular Nintendo posted:

This was Iggy's Wreckin' Balls

I'm glad I Googled that, but it was for sure on a computer. I didn't have an N64 until I bought a used one a couple of years ago.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I was joking

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bubblyblubber posted:

I have memories of an old animation / drawing program, probably for Mac. It had a demo of triangles (or possibly squares) jumping up and rolling down snowy slopes while a jaunty music played. I feel retarded even typing it out, but the vocals literally went "la la la, la la la la la la", rising in note until it went down again.

It also had a tool to shape a spherical rendering of an image, a world map by default I think. You could shape the profile of the rendering, turning the globe into whatever shape you wanted and then send it bouncing around the screen.

Please old computer stuff thread, help me with my weird memories / fever dreams.

The triangle thing doesn't ring a bell, but I know there was an After Dark screen saver module called "Globe" that would let you pick an image to wrap onto a sphere and send it bouncing around. It was particularly cool with a mercator-projection map of the Moon that I had found somewhere.

The jumping shapes might have just been another After Dark module from a package that I hadn't gotten a copy of from the great floppy-pirating organization at my school bought.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Jerry Cotton posted:

I own a (rather popular) small CRT TV that for some god drat reason simply will not work with any universal remote*. I mean I could get a replacement for like :tenbux: but, then again, I could get a new TV that comes with a remote for :tenbux:

* Or, rather, no universal remote works with it. I doubt there's any technical reason for that.

I would really try a remote from one4all. From what I gathered through here-say they are backed by the company that issues out all the iR commands to each brand and keep a database.

Here is their range. http://www.oneforall.com/remotes.html I haven't had an issue with any TV with one of the Essence 2 remotes. They have a dedicated 'my poo poo doesn't work' phone number and tehy can get you the right programming codes even if they aren't listed in the manual or a auto scan doesn't work. If all else fails - there is a JTAG port inside the battery compartment for extra fiddling.

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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Powered Descent posted:

The triangle thing doesn't ring a bell, but I know there was an After Dark screen saver module called "Globe" that would let you pick an image to wrap onto a sphere and send it bouncing around. It was particularly cool with a mercator-projection map of the Moon that I had found somewhere.

The jumping shapes might have just been another After Dark module from a package that I hadn't gotten a copy of from the great floppy-pirating organization at my school bought.

GODDAMN THINKIN' THINGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJP-VOC7IDM

Globe shaping starts at 3:40, crazy animation thing starts at 12:00. What a relief to finally figure the name out.

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