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MockingQuantum



Jaded Burnout posted:

JB for IK 2021

MQ for IK 1989


thank you luvcow for the sig

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Jaded Burnout


MockingQuantum posted:

MQ for IK 1989

GO for IK 1984

barfdog



Jaded Burnout posted:

GO for IK 1984

BJ for IK 2069


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Jaded Burnout



42069, please

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

cda posted:

General note to iks: it's ok to put threads in the goldmine if they're very good. In fact, I think you should consider it part of your duty before you stop being ik to goldmine the thread that you think is the best one from your tenure.

I'm definitely hoping to deposit the Good Jokes thread before the end of my term.

alnilam

:beerpal:

alnilam

i love u byob

i also love my wife v much

and i love my friends and family and *shepherds crook creeps out from stage left to pull me away*

City of Glompton



alnilam posted:

i love u byob

i also love my wife v much

and i love my friends and family and *shepherds crook creeps out from stage left to pull me away*

same

same except husband

same same *simultaneously another crook comes from stage right to pull me out*


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
:beerpal: :beerpal:

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Silver Alicorn

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/CurledTails/status/1022801857930977280

wearing a lampshade

Oh buddy that's a cute

byob is good stuff, keep it up everyone

FluffieDuckie

cda posted:

General note to iks: it's ok to put threads in the goldmine if they're very good. In fact, I think you should consider it part of your duty before you stop being ik to goldmine the thread that you think is the best one from your tenure.

You’re not in charge :colbert:

alnilam posted:

I'll admit as a mod i suffer from FONLATLOIFP (fear of not letting a thread lives out its full potential) and as a result i sometimes end up forgetting to goldmine a thread until it's too late. I'll try to get better but

please ANy member of the community feel free to suggest a goldmine at any time

and IKs goldmine away too

But you are. So I’ll change the instructions I send to iks.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

cda

by Hand Knit

FluffieDuckie posted:

You’re not in charge :colbert:


I'm just tired of having the most goldmined threads ;)

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

City of Glompton posted:

same same *simultaneously another crook comes from stage right to pull me out*
Oh no, the crooks got tangled and the stage-exit-pullers were instead pulled onto stage!

City of Glompton

roomforthetuna posted:

Oh no, the crooks got tangled and the stage-exit-pullers were instead pulled onto stage!

yakety saxs starts playing, hijinks ensue


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Robot Made of Meat

Good morning, BYOB. Time for :coffeepal:


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

cda

by Hand Knit
:teapal:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

City of Glompton

wow i can't believe :teapal: is broken.

mods?


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

alnilam

northeast pal :nepal:

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
:11tea:

cda

by Hand Knit

thank you

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Splatmaster! Page 20 of the fart stories thread in gbs has some Poe adapted to fart humor that reminded me of your rhyming lyricism abilities, I feel like you could write a magnum opus for it and have a good post/username combo too..

But if you don't it's cool too, you're a gift to the forums already :)

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Hugh Malone posted:

Splatmaster! Page 20 of the fart stories thread in gbs has some Poe adapted to fart humor that reminded me of your rhyming lyricism abilities, I feel like you could write a magnum opus for it and have a good post/username combo too..

But if you don't it's cool too, you're a gift to the forums already :)

:blush:

:thanks: :)

This one?

I'll see what I can do!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
:limeadepal:


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
my signature is out of date

Silver Alicorn

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
spring is a state of mind

punchymcpunch



its spring o'clock somewhere












seriously its spring in one month

punchymcpunch



just tell everyone you moved to the south pole


Jaded Burnout


My mcdonalds double cheeseburger was accidentally a triple cheeseburger, today is a fine day.

cda

by Hand Knit

Jaded Burnout posted:

My mcdonalds double cheeseburger was accidentally a triple cheeseburger, today is a fine day.

If I were a food company I would develop a schedule of intermittent reinforcement for errors like this in order to addict customers to the possibility of getting more than they pay for

Jaded Burnout


"Uh yeah can I get a big mac meal, two loot boxes and 17 card packs please. Oh and a milkshake."

Silver Alicorn

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
goodmorning BYOB, today BYOB stands for "be your own butter" because I made butter from scratch last night and now I'm enjoying it on an english muffin!



yum

I seasoned it with himalayan pink salt because that's what I had.

Jaded Burnout


tasty

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
that reminds me of that def leppard song "pour some butter on me"

wearing a lampshade

Luvcow posted:

that reminds me of that def leppard song "pour some butter on me"

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Take the churner; Churn it up!
Keep on churnin', It's not enough!

Churn some butter with me!
You haven't churned enough-
Churn some butter with me!
You never churn enough...

It's not buttery,
In fact it's still cream, yeah-
Gotta churn a little more!

You can... Churn milk, cow's milk, even a goat's,
Just scoop off the cream on top cuz it floats,
Gather up get enough cream and go;
Let me see you say "churn it up!"
Churn it up!

And now you churn a little more...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Splatmaster posted:

Take the churner; Churn it up!
Keep on churnin', It's not enough!

Churn some butter with me!
You haven't churned enough-
Churn some butter with me!
You never churn enough...

It's not buttery,
In fact it's still cream, yeah-
Gotta churn a little more!

You can... Churn milk, cow's milk, even a goat's,
Just scoop off the cream on top cuz it floats,
Gather up get enough cream and go;
Let me see you say "churn it up!"
Churn it up!

And now you churn a little more...


DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Twice I've got a kitkat and it's just been solid chocolate. Such blessings I do not deserve. I threw it in the garbage (jk).

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alnilam

just watched my cat eat a whole mousey :wth:

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