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this morning's catch-and-release mouse was wearing a tiny chef's hat and apron. I think he had dreams of becoming a world famous chef but I don't think he's going to make it. I didn't have the heart to tell him but his roux was kinda lumpy.
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Dungeon Ecology posted:what? school pays you? In Soviet Russia |
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Manifisto posted:this morning's catch-and-release mouse was wearing a tiny chef's hat and apron. I think he had dreams of becoming a world famous chef but I don't think he's going to make it. I didn't have the heart to tell him but his roux was kinda lumpy. you should've told him to dream of sushi instead; his name was Jiro
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Dungeon Ecology posted:what? school pays you? ya 2 stimulate the economy with chefs i think is the logic ---------------- |
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spectres of autism posted:ya 2 stimulate the economy with chefs i think is the logic It's so you can cook the books |
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Jul 31, 2018 22:57
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come stimulate my kitchen plz i cant pay just a heads up |
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Jaded Burnout posted:It's so you can cook the books im going to braise the malaise ifkwim (make everyone happy w good food) ---------------- |
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Jaded Burnout posted:It's so you can cook the books *drops thicc volume of war and peace into a giant stockpot and stirs, then takes a taste* hmmm *adds just book 7 of in search of lost time, tastes again* still a little thick *adds half a short story compilation of philip k dick and a one page essay on weed* there we go |
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alnilam posted:*drops thicc volume of war and peace into a giant stockpot and stirs, then takes a taste* hmmm *adds just book 7 of in search of lost time, tastes again* still a little thick *adds half a short story compilation of philip k dick and a one page essay on weed* there we go ah yes, the famous salmon soup
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spectres of autism posted:ya 2 stimulate the economy with chefs i think is the logic Classic Raisin' Keynesianism. It gets a bad rap in some corners, but still the most effective tool we have for fighting recessions and peckishness. |
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sig check
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City of Glompton posted:sig check nice sig |
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that sig is a work of art
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alnilam posted:*drops thicc volume of war and peace into a giant stockpot and stirs, then takes a taste* hmmm *adds just book 7 of in search of lost time, tastes again* still a little thick *adds half a short story compilation of philip k dick and a one page essay on weed* there we go *makes lemonade using the Pitcher of Dorian Gray* |
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Jaded Burnout posted:*makes lemonade using the Pitcher of Dorian Gray* In the back of the cabinet there's a lemon getting fuzzier and fuzzier. |
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City of Glompton posted:sig check Macnult posted:nice sig hamjobs posted:that sig is a work of art  Holy poo poo! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 1, 2018 16:55
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thank you Manifisto for the excellent sign 
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I wanted to suck less at scripting, so I used JavaScript and TamperMonkey to remake the forums for some reason... 
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here's to doing dumb forums poo poo 
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hamjobs posted:
Hello Clams. Welcome and chat!
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i made this for some reason
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Hello Clams. Welcome and chat! blamjobs |
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hamjobs posted:
hi clams im dad lol |
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Nosfereefer posted:hi clams im dad lol 
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Nosfereefer posted:hi clams im dad lol WHOA HI DAD CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB my real dad got a new job and is gonna be my roomie until he buys a new house up in STL ayyy
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hamjobs posted:WHOA HI DAD CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB I hope that works out well, Hamjobs.
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I hope that works out well, Hamjobs.
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hamjobs posted:WHOA HI DAD CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB  
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Thank you, and I hope so too. My real dad is a good egg.
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hard-hitting journalism and poignant news headline of the day:
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hamjobs posted:hard-hitting journalism and poignant news headline of the day: you poke fun but I tell ya, the way some chucklefucks around here expect to shuck corn for the first time like they were born to the knowledge... it makes me sick. You gotta earn your ears, kids, don't let anybody sell you a fairy tale that says otherwise Unrelated but please sign up for my MasterClass course on how to remove all the silk from an ear of corn, then cook it and put butter on it. only $150 for 23 fifteen minute videos with roughly a minute and a half of actual content each, and thirteen and a half minutes of me rambling incoherently, also each
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MockingQuantum posted:you poke fun but I tell ya, the way some chucklefucks around here expect to shuck corn for the first time like they were born to the knowledge... it makes me sick. You gotta earn your ears, kids, don't let anybody sell you a fairy tale that says otherwise found the guy from Illinois
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in my corner of the midwest we delicately peel and eat corn like a banana |
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ITS CALLED MAIZE
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