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hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
Tai Po is hardly Manhattan. it's pretty much the Queens or even New Jersey here. The price is insane.

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whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

hailthefish posted:

Exactly. It's hardly the first time that nationalist sentiments have been whipped up to distract from internal problems despite being aware of potentially deleterious long-term consequences. In fact "whipping up nationalist sentiments to distract from internal problems despite being aware of potentially deleterious long-term consequences" is pretty much the20thcentury.txt in its most simple form.

Do east Asian countries still go to war for nationalistic sentiments? I can see they go to border clash to fight for resource control only.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


whatever7 posted:

Do east Asian countries still go to war for nationalistic sentiments? I can see they go to border clash to fight for resource control only.

There are only three east asian countries, what do you mean 'do they still go to war'? Isn't that the entire point of this discussion?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Taiwan, North Korea, and what's the third?

e: Oh right, Mongolia.

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

icantfindaname posted:

There are only three east asian countries, what do you mean 'do they still go to war'? Isn't that the entire point of this discussion?

I am counting the both east and Southeast Asia countries. No I don't think China Japan Korea and other SE Asian countries will go to war for pure emotional reason. I am counting in Vietnam too.

Wait I forgot Crazy kim, I supposed North Korea can go to limited war to keep the regime alive.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Preemptively telling you lads to start a N Korea thread if you want to discuss it.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Well I tried. I brought up plenty of other things to talk about.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Your things were dumb. Let's talk about land reclamation.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Bloodnose posted:

Your things were dumb. Let's talk about land reclamation.

Agreed. China needs to reclaim the land stolen from them by the foreign devils.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Fojar38 posted:

Agreed. China needs to reclaim the land stolen from them by the foreign devils.

So that would include

- Korea
- Taiwan
- Mongolia
- Tibet
- Nepal
- The islands

Anything else?

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Ancient Chinese texts talk about the moon a lot. The moon is probably integral Chinese territory.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Bloodnose posted:

Ancient Chinese texts talk about the moon a lot. The moon is probably integral Chinese territory.

Not if it secretly doesn't exist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtNsfHGgU0

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Mar 23, 2021

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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pentyne posted:

So that would include

- Korea
- Taiwan
- Mongolia
- Tibet
- Nepal
- The islands

Anything else?

Zheng He sailed to East Africa so throw in Somalia.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


hailthefish posted:

Exactly. It's hardly the first time that nationalist sentiments have been whipped up to distract from internal problems despite being aware of potentially deleterious long-term consequences. In fact "whipping up nationalist sentiments to distract from internal problems despite being aware of potentially deleterious long-term consequences" is pretty much the20thcentury.txt in its most simple form.

If you consider what politicians are doing all over the world right now it is the21stcentury.txt as well. gently caress.

dilbertschalter
Jan 12, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

Zheng He sailed to East Africa so throw in Somalia.

Also throw in put in all of SE Asia, bring back any country that had overseas Chinese prior to contact with the west.

Actually, scratch that, just bring back every country with overseas Chinese.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
The Chinese invented gunpowder. Guns were used to conquer North and South America, ergo these places belong to China.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Seriously though, it's time for mapchat.

hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
Imagine nine dashes on a map....

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I don't want to watch 25 minutes of crazy talk, but this is killing me not knowing. Why would you fake the moon? How would you do it? Aren't there old photos of the moon that were taken before it would have been possible to fake it? What does he think about the moon's existence in historical accounts? Are other celestial bodies fake? Wouldn't people be suspicious if there was suddenly a big glowy thing in the night sky that hadn't been there before?

The mind boggles.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

synertia posted:

Imagine nine dashes on a map....

... then kill yourself.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Imagine 9 dots in our solar system. Those are all Chinese territory.

Even Pluto.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Japan's gameplan wouldn't be to hold the Diaoyu Islands. It would be an economic blockade. There is a reasons why the US doesn't have long range Ballistic missiles. They are expensive for what they do and are indistinguishable from a nuclear launch. That is why the game 2nd Artillery is playing is so dangerous.

Japan also doesn't need to strike mainland China when the US can do so with impunity with the B2. See how long China lasts without electricity. Ballistic missiles don't have the same level of accuracy and can be shot down. If China foolishly went after nuclear power plants, they might as well fire the real thing. Considering Japan's stance, in such a war China would most certainly be the aggressor. Even if they take the islands, the blow back after would make it a pyrrhic victory.

I bet they would go all 9 dotted lines on the galaxy given the chance. "We have 5000 years of continued civilisation so we saw and claimed the stars first, here some dotted lines of what they saw so it is all ours now".

I get they want to disrupt the status quo, but they are doing it so poorly they end up reinforcing it.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

:negative:

What have I done.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Don't worry, It happens.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


If Japan rolls a criticall miss China has a chance of winning. If they have min-maxed their stats properly. But that's likely a given. Fourth edition has been out for a while fter all.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
This is amusing
http://www.filipinoexpress.com/news/1551-german-chancellor-presents-china-a-historical-map-showing-different-terrrial-boarders

quote:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel presented Chinese Xi Jinping with a historical map that contradicts its own claim of territory in history, eliciting a stir and confusion among Chinese netizens.During a visit by Xi to Germany, Merkel gave the Chinese leader the 1735 map of China made by French cartographer Jean-Baptiste Bourguignon d’Anville and printed by a German publishing house.

The historical map with a Latin caption translated as “China Proper” purportedly showed a glaring deviation from the modern China territorial map, or at least from what they have been claiming as their own.

The d’Anville map curiously showed ‘China Proper’ as a land mass completely separate from Xinjiang, Tibet, Mongolia and Manchuria, areas or territories over which China has invariably claimed sovereignty or administration for centuries.

But perhaps more interesting is that Hainan is bordered by a different color, and so is Taiwan. The former is very much a part of the modern China, while the latter is very much disputed.

An antique map expert said d’Anville’s 1735 map was drawn based on earlier geographical surveys by Jesuit missionaries in ancient China and supposed to represent the “summation of European knowledge on China in the 18th-century.

Merkel’s gift, expectedly, has struck a sensible nerve among Chinese people whose history has taught them these areas, including the disputed Diaoyu islands (Senkaku to Japanese) have been inalienable parts of China since ancient times.”

Chinese netizens took to social media their confusion along with each own and different interpretations of the map.

One commented: “We always say some regions are inalienable parts of China since ancient times, but Merkel told us that even in 18th century those regions still did not belong to China.”

Another fired questions one after the other saying: “How is this possible? Where is Tibet, Xinjiang, the Northeast? How did Xi react?”

While others decided to question Merkel’s motive in giving the ‘inaccurate’ historical cartography and criticized the German Chancellor for trying to ‘legitimize the Tibet and Xinjiang independence movements.”


When a completely different version of the map was circulated online perhaps in an attempt to circumvent what was originally illustrated, a Tibetan blogger, Tsering Woeser, spotted the difference and complained about the deception.

Using a Chinese idiom, she said in dismay, “To steal the beams and pillars and replace them with rotten timber,” which can be translated ‘they are good at perpetuating frauds’.

Hey, here's a 300 year old map that Europeans thought was accurate at the time, isn't history fascinating?

HOW DARE YOU DENY US OUR RIGHTFUL LAND YOU SCHEMING FOREIGNER

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Sneaky Germans... time to hack the BMW servers!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Welcome to our province that has always been an inalienable part of China, which we have named New Frontier.

Powerlurker
Oct 21, 2010

paragon1 posted:

The Chinese invented gunpowder. Guns were used to conquer North and South America, ergo these places belong to China.

The Qin Emperor fought to unite "All under the heavens" therefore the entire world is Chinese.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What a beautiful troll from Merkel. :stoke:

Vaginapocalypse
Mar 15, 2013

:qq: B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh! :qq:
The second artillery corps sounds badass, they should be renamed the Houyi corps after the equally badass archer.

Zuhzuhzombie!!
Apr 17, 2008
FACTS ARE A CONSPIRACY BY THE CAPITALIST OPRESSOR

pentyne posted:

This is amusing
http://www.filipinoexpress.com/news/1551-german-chancellor-presents-china-a-historical-map-showing-different-terrrial-boarders


Hey, here's a 300 year old map that Europeans thought was accurate at the time, isn't history fascinating?

HOW DARE YOU DENY US OUR RIGHTFUL LAND YOU SCHEMING FOREIGNER

She should have just given him a toy button with misspelled pinyin written on it.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I'm just going to leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zunghar_Genocide

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

That map isn't necessarily completely accurate anyway. I'm pretty sure Taiwan was a part of the empire by 1735, and Hainan before that.

fart simpson fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jul 22, 2014

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


oohhboy posted:

What a beautiful troll from Merkel. :stoke:

I hope it was intentional.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

MeramJert posted:

That map isn't necessarily completely accurate anyway. I'm pretty sure Taiwan was a part of the empire by 1735, and Hainan before that.

The map is only as accurate as the Jesuit missionaries thought it was. That seems to be the point, it was a incomplete map that Europeans thought was complete, and is a historical curiosity. No one in the German government honestly thought "This was China's defined boundaries in the 1700s" but rather "Here's a relic from our shared history"

China's dogmatic approach to education and information has led to people getting super upset over it because they can't view it in any other context then "an affront to China"

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

You have hurt the feelings of the Chinese people.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

China is super weird about its borders and history. I don't know why they need to create a false history going back centuries to excuse their current borders. Countries grow, shink, fracture, it's normal. Why does china need this idea that it's borders and national identity were set in stone the moment the earth began to form from cosmic dust?

It's like if France had conquered and held europe back in Napoleonic times and then claimed europe was and always will be a united civilization with set borders and used that time 200 years previously when the germans had sort of conquered europe as evidence that "europe" is a country and "france" and "denmark" are just provinces within and all those previous great european wars were in fact internal civil wars over leadership of the great nation of europe.

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jul 22, 2014

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Baronjutter posted:

China is super weird about its borders and history. I don't know why they need to create a false history going back centuries to excuse their current borders. Countries grow, shink, fracture, it's normal. Why does china need this idea that it's borders and national identity were set in stone the moment the earth began to form from cosmic dust?

Because their land (including the stuff that actually was part of China for thousands of years) was almost divided up in a colonialist squabble.

Apparently there's actually a strong contingent of people who believe in the PRC solely because they think an authoritarian state is the only thing that can keep China together.

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