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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
Gee what an amazingly despicable character with many obvious and longstanding moral failings. Remind me again who hired him for that job?

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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

FMguru posted:

As one of the writers at Baloon Juice pointed out, the only thing its missing is: “As a college freshman, he once was found palming a Ghostflame Sliver card in a Magic: The Gathering tournament.”

I'm just trying to picture the war room session where they reviewed this response letter before releasing it.

"Guys, uh, do you think maybe we should edit out the bit about his high school social studies teacher? Like, it might come across as a bit, uh, petty or something?"

"Are you KIDDING? That's the best part of the whole thing! poo poo's all good. It's go time!"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Oxxidation posted:

I'm sure it's been said, but this is one of the most astonishingly pathetic smear attempts I've seen in recent memory.

In other startling allegations, Governor Christie's office claims that David Wildstein once was known to terrorize classmates by standing very close and "not touching them, not touching them, not touching them."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
David Wildstein: always picked last for dodgeball, first for Port Authority jobs.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


If Christie wanted to convince me that he'd never engage in petty political retribution, this is a weird way to go about it.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
"See how bad I am at political retribution? I tried my hardest and the best thing I an come up with is 'he did badly in high school social studies'. I don't have enough aptitude for this to do anything as sophisticated as the traffic scandal."

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Which team do you like this year, Mitt?

All of 'em, Katie!

Caros
May 14, 2008

Joementum posted:

Which team do you like this year, Mitt?

All of 'em, Katie!



Karl Rove is reporting that the broncos may still have won the game!

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Dr. Tough posted:

That guy is pretty much the worst person The Hill could have put in front of a camera.

On the topic of O'Malley, what has his tenure as governor been like? I know that internet comments are the definition of unreliable, but a lot of people in that Post article seemed to hate him.

Since he's been governor, the most noteworthy things I can think of that have happened were that the sales tax was raised from 5% to 6%, a stormwater tax was enacted to pay for mitigating the damage that storm runoff causes to the bay, and the gas tax was raised to pay for the DC/Baltimore commuter rail line to run on the weekends. Internet commenters love to howl about the stormwater tax ("rain tax") and about the fact that MD has relatively strict gun control laws. I don't know how much of the gun stuff was his doing though, if any. I'm sure there's been a bunch of other stuff I'm not remembering, he's been pretty progressive overall so it pisses off a lot of the right people. You could probably do a whole offshoot of the Freep thread about things that people say on Post/Sun comments about him/Baltimore City/PG County.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Which team do you like this year, Mitt?

All of 'em, Katie!



Some of my best friends own football teams.

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


Dr.Zeppelin posted:

Since he's been governor, the most noteworthy things I can think of that have happened were that the sales tax was raised from 5% to 6%, a stormwater tax was enacted to pay for mitigating the damage that storm runoff causes to the bay, and the gas tax was raised to pay for the DC/Baltimore commuter rail line to run on the weekends. Internet commenters love to howl about the stormwater tax ("rain tax") and about the fact that MD has relatively strict gun control laws. I don't know how much of the gun stuff was his doing though, if any. I'm sure there's been a bunch of other stuff I'm not remembering, he's been pretty progressive overall so it pisses off a lot of the right people. You could probably do a whole offshoot of the Freep thread about things that people say on Post/Sun comments about him/Baltimore City/PG County.

Wasn't he the one who debated Rick Perry on CNN as well?

De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

Since he's been governor, the most noteworthy things I can think of that have happened were that the sales tax was raised from 5% to 6%, a stormwater tax was enacted to pay for mitigating the damage that storm runoff causes to the bay, and the gas tax was raised to pay for the DC/Baltimore commuter rail line to run on the weekends. Internet commenters love to howl about the stormwater tax ("rain tax") and about the fact that MD has relatively strict gun control laws. I don't know how much of the gun stuff was his doing though, if any. I'm sure there's been a bunch of other stuff I'm not remembering, he's been pretty progressive overall so it pisses off a lot of the right people. You could probably do a whole offshoot of the Freep thread about things that people say on Post/Sun comments about him/Baltimore City/PG County.

Basically, he is a NE big city mayor who enacts the same sort of policies most big city mayors enact. You have a lot of former PG County whites like most of my former coworkers who need someone to blame for their county becoming so "dark," (largely the fault of DC gentrification pushing people out of NE and SE DC) and the former mayor of Baltimore is a good scapegoat because he's a short white liberal who raised a tax. These people complaining are middle class white flighters who wanted McMansions and had to move out to Calvert County or Stafford, VA to get them. The commute sucks and makes them angry and irrational.

These are not the sort of voters who will decide a Dem primary.

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Chokes McGee posted:

I don't like what's going on in this post. Not the implications, not the comparison, not the distant fact it may happen. No sir.

My guess is that Romney won't run again and that he is satisfied with having one-upped his dad by actually becoming the Republican presidential candidate and making it to the general election. Also, if I recall correctly, a lot of people in his family did not want him to run for a second time in 2012.

enbot
Jun 7, 2013
He said people who lose elections are branded as losers by the party for life. The odds of him running again are essentially 0, he'd have to be crazy(er).

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Math Debater posted:

Also, if I recall correctly, a lot of people in his family did not want him to run for a second time in 2012.

I've always heard the inverse of this, that Ann and his sons were instrumental in cajoling him into running at all, which at least initially he wasn't all that eager to do.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
My republican friends on Twitter and Facebook already freaking out about O'Malley. Somebody with money's afraid of him.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



If they're already freaking out over an uninspiring white guy from the east coast, they should give up on GOP Presidential politics. It's not getting any better for them.

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I've always heard the inverse of this, that Ann and his sons were instrumental in cajoling him into running at all, which at least initially he wasn't all that eager to do.

Either way, it seems doubtful that he'll run again in 2016.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Captain_Maclaine posted:

I've always heard the inverse of this, that Ann and his sons were instrumental in cajoling him into running at all, which at least initially he wasn't all that eager to do.

I think this is just a pretty standard line nearly all candidates give to make it seem like they're being called into service. No one runs for president if they don't actually want to personally.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

The X-man cometh posted:

My republican friends on Twitter and Facebook already freaking out about O'Malley. Somebody with money's afraid of him.

That's a bit farfetched, they probably just don't want him to have to leave the show before they find out what Littlefinger was up to.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

ReidRansom posted:

I think this is just a pretty standard line nearly all candidates give to make it seem like they're being called into service. No one runs for president if they don't actually want to personally.

Oh I know there's a history going all the way back to Washington (and even farther if we include non-American electoral politics) of the reluctant candidate-hero being persuaded by friends and family to put country before his own preferences and run for high office, but in Romney's case I seem to recall more than one post-mortem account that imply pretty heavily that R-Money really didn't have his heart in it and Ann was the considerably more eager one of the two of them.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Romney spent six solid years and a small fortune running for President full time, I'd buy that he did it all to fulfil the white horse prophecy before I'd believe his heart wasn't really in it, although I'm sure losing multiple debates (not to mention whole states) to a clown like Gingrich is going to give a guy a few regrets.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

If they're already freaking out over an uninspiring white guy from the east coast, they should give up on GOP Presidential politics. It's not getting any better for them.

It's more that people who don't know each other are repeating the same talking points about welfare state and rain tax. They have to be getting it from somewhere.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

The X-man cometh posted:

It's more that people who don't know each other are repeating the same talking points about welfare state and rain tax. They have to be getting it from somewhere.

:ssh: Only one 2016 aspirant has a full opposition research unit up and running and distributing talking points (and they're not a Republican).

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Math Debater posted:

My guess is that Romney won't run again and that he is satisfied with having one-upped his dad by actually becoming the Republican presidential candidate and making it to the general election. Also, if I recall correctly, a lot of people in his family did not want him to run for a second time in 2012.

The only way I see Mitt running again is if:
-Hillary doesn't run for some reason.
-and the Republican field remains completely stupid.

If those two conditions play out, I can see Mitt making the effort. Otherwise, there is no way he moves beyond considering it.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
He'll stick his head out and if he sees the shadow of any more viable candidate we'll get six more years of Ann Romney bemoaning the fate of the country that didn't want Mitt to be President.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Romney still seems like the 'best' GOP candidate for 2016, for the same reason he was the best candidate last time around - he has a record as a centrist compassionate conservative, and he's not allergic to implementing healthcare.

If Romney was still able to campaign as Massachusetts-Mitt he'd have a far better chance of securing women and minorities than any other GOP potential. He's actually the centrist candidate the GOP desperately need.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

The real problem with another Romney run is that he has difficulty having a sense of humor about himself, which I think is the swiftest way to exorcise the ghosts of any failed campaign.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

dusty posted:

Romney still seems like the 'best' GOP candidate for 2016, for the same reason he was the best candidate last time around - he has a record as a centrist compassionate conservative, and he's not allergic to implementing healthcare.

If Romney was still able to campaign as Massachusetts-Mitt he'd have a far better chance of securing women and minorities than any other GOP potential. He's actually the centrist candidate the GOP desperately need.

That man has no chance of making it out of the GOP primary and even if such a candidate ended up the President he would in effect be rubberstamping all the poo poo-rear end legislation that comes out of the House and Senate right wing supermajority, so eh.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

dusty posted:

Romney still seems like the 'best' GOP candidate for 2016, for the same reason he was the best candidate last time around - he has a record as a centrist compassionate conservative, and he's not allergic to implementing healthcare.

If Romney was still able to campaign as Massachusetts-Mitt he'd have a far better chance of securing women and minorities than any other GOP potential. He's actually the centrist candidate the GOP desperately need.

Yeah, but as several incarnations of this thread have shown pretty extensively, centrist candidates with any sort of actual chance of appealing to women and minorities might as well be V.I. Lenin in the eyes of the party demagogues. He's (at best) so tepid with the party base that he'd have to fritter away any centrist positioning lest the vote Santorum or whoever the hell else during the primary.

Which brings us back into etcha-sketch territory again.

Brigadier Sockface
Apr 1, 2007

dusty posted:

Romney still seems like the 'best' GOP candidate for 2016, for the same reason he was the best candidate last time around - he has a record as a centrist compassionate conservative, and he's not allergic to implementing healthcare.

If Romney was still able to campaign as Massachusetts-Mitt he'd have a far better chance of securing women and minorities than any other GOP potential. He's actually the centrist candidate the GOP desperately need.

Rob Portman could easily pick up that mantel - but I can't see him getting anywhere in the conservative primaries.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Brigadier Sockface posted:

Rob Portman could easily pick up that mantel - but I can't see him getting anywhere in the conservative primaries.

He supports marriage equality, no chance in hell.

Also he'd have to be pretty beefy to pick up a mantel; those sumbitches are heavy

VirtualStranger
Aug 20, 2012

:lol:

The hero America deserves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQv5sEVXyU

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Beamed posted:

Wasn't he the one who debated Rick Perry on CNN as well?

Yes, for some reason Perry thought that telling the richest state in the country (thanks in no small part to the government) to be more like Texas would resonate because government and regulations are bad.

DynamicSloth posted:

:ssh: Only one 2016 aspirant has a full opposition research unit up and running and distributing talking points (and they're not a Republican).

I was under the impression that O'Malley was a Clinton surrogate in 2008 and I kind of doubt that Clintonland is scared of the guy at all. More likely the rain tax thing just went viral to the conservative base because of what a dumb soundbyte it is with no context. All of the conservatives I interact with live here though so I can't really say if and how he's getting play elsewhere.

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.
Obama aides going on the record and criticizing HRC's 2016 strategy, saying she's making the same mistakes as 2008.

Snippet:

quote:

“I just don’t see any strategic value in stories positioning her as inevitable or the pre-emptive nominee, and I don’t think people who are out there talking about this help her, and I think she should make that clear,” said Joel Benenson, Obama’s chief campaign pollster and now the top White House pollster. “She doesn’t need this. If she decides to run for president, everybody knows she’s going to be able to raise money, everybody knows she’s going to be extremely formidable, that she’s going to have a significant network of supporters around the country — so what’s the value of all this in 2014?”

In 2008, that sense of inevitability had tactical consequences: her positions drew more scrutiny than her rivals’, and observers developed a rooting interest in the underdog, while donors and operatives who hadn’t gotten in on the Clinton ground floor 20 years earlier went elsewhere. And Obama aides, who outmaneuvered the Clinton juggernaut seven years ago, see similar weaknesses developing already.
“The further out front the effort to elect Sec. Clinton is three years before election day, the greater the incentive is for the press, prospective opponents, and adversarial groups to scrutinize and attack her every move,” said Ben LaBolt, the national press secretary for the 2012 Obama campaign. “Even if it is a well-known candidate — sometimes more so — activists, donors, and voters like to see candidates fighting for every vote. If they start to feel like their power and influence is diminished it could have unforeseen consequences — we learned that lesson the hard way during the New Hampshire primary in 2008.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

To be honest 2008 was kind of a fluke and Hillz was the presumptive nominee until Orator Imperator Barack Obama showed up with his soaring rhetoric and wide-eyed idealism to whisk away the primary voters. Clearly that ain't happening in 2016 and nobody who could conceivably serve as a similar foil is even mentioning a run or has outright denied one.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Yeah, those criticisms ring pretty hollow when you consider that there's nobody close to being an Obama 2008 level candidate, Hillary 2016 is a lot stronger than Hillary 2008 and Hillary 2008 had a really strong showing anyway. Plus, it seems disingenuous to suggest that Hillary 2008's biggest flaw was that she 'acted too much like the presumptive nominee,' because you can tout that you're the presumptive nominee and not have a miserably run campaign. Also, Iraq etc

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Hillary could have taken an ad out during the Superbowl saying she for sure hasn't made up her mind and no one needs to raise money for her yet and she'd still be the presumptive nominee with the biggest PACs. Ready for Hillary started without any permission or direction from Clinton land (it's since been folded into the nascent Hillaryland domains) and raised more money than any other Presidential PAC this early.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ah, so Joel Benenson wants a 2016 campaign job.

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De Nomolos
Jan 17, 2007

TV rots your brain like it's crack cocaine
O'Malley 2016 exploratory committee is now official.

A little surprised he's the one going this early. He could have Cardin or Mikulski's seat if he wants it, easily (no idea if he'd want it). One of them will likely be gone in a cycle or 3. May as well get out in front of everyone else and get the publicity if you really want to run, I guess.

I expected someone with no other possible future other than the presidency or a cabinet secretary appointment, like Schweitzer.

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