Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

EmmyOk posted:

That doesn't have anything to do with whether or not it upset you...

Can't imagine why I thought you might be miffed. Troubling.

I hate you more now for defending him. I'd write a poem about how much I hate you but I need to bathe my cat.

Happy?

# ? Jan 24, 2016 05:04

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# ? May 28, 2024 13:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

EmmyOk posted:

People can be so rude in this thread!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 06:22

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Seems like there's some grumpy people out there tonight, so I'm going to cat post my cat. Cheer up, friends.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 07:38

Booger Presley: Aug 6, 2008; Pillbug

Picnic Princess posted:

Seems like there's some grumpy people out there tonight, so I'm going to cat post my cat. Cheer up, friends.

"Spay/Neuter means what?!?"

# ? Jan 24, 2016 08:13

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Your little cat is really freaked out by my big cat!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 08:22

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

# ? Jan 24, 2016 08:24

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Okay

# ? Jan 24, 2016 08:34

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay

First gay marriage, and now bear statue/woman marriage? Thanks Obama!

Saw some rad music tonight. Front and center for KYOTY.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 09:36

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

Fine!

Your wedding looks a lot less stressful.

2002. Good times still being had.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 10:44

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Firstly, that dude did totally look a bit like Alan Carr.

Secondly, please don't turn this into a marriage photo thread. If goons post photos of their weddings someone will say something unpleasant and detract from the main purpose of the thread which is looking at selfies and other photos ~~to identify those with magic powers and burn them at the stake.~~

# ? Jan 24, 2016 13:39

You: Oct 6, 2009

So I found two pictures of me. The left one is me at 27, the right one at 17.

I am not sure how to feel about not aging. Other than keeping a more reasonable haircut, which feels somewhat good.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 14:08

Grandmother of Five: May 9, 2008; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

You posted:

So I found two pictures of me. The left one is me at 27, the right one at 17.

I am not sure how to feel about not aging. Other than keeping a more reasonable haircut, which feels somewhat good.

you haven't changed that much imo and you only look better

also wedding pics are cool

# ? Jan 24, 2016 14:27

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

those are both very adorable wedding photos. Scathach you just look so drat happy! :kimchi:

Picnic Princess posted:

Okay

I fuckin love this.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 14:58

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

Cool to be married by Capt. Picard and everything but you chose the most boring holodeck program I've ever seen.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 14:58

for fucks sake dan: Nov 30, 2015

You posted:

Distant cousin of Skrillex?

# ? Jan 24, 2016 16:10

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

Couples that look alike are sickeningly adorable. There, I said it. :sidvicious:

# ? Jan 24, 2016 17:31

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

Adorable.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 17:42

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Beardy birthday selfie because why the gently caress not?

It's a weird feeling being closer to 40 than to 30.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:16

eberbs: Aug 29, 2011; And I wonder, I still wonder, who'll stop the rain.

Another picture of me, this one is 3-4 years old.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:20

jorty: May 11, 2015; grump_dog.jpg; Lipstick Apathy

Breetai posted:

Beardy birthday selfie because why the gently caress not?

It's a weird feeling being closer to 40 than to 30.

Happy Birthday!! :3:

So you're 35/36 now? I'm not too good with v simple maths, or maths in general.

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:32

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

36. Officially middle aged in 4 years. :-)

# ? Jan 24, 2016 22:42

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Kitchner posted:

Firstly, that dude did totally look a bit like Alan Carr.

Secondly, please don't turn this into a marriage photo thread. If goons post photos of their weddings someone will say something unpleasant and detract from the main purpose of the thread which is looking at selfies and other photos ~~to identify those with magic powers and burn them at the stake.~~

gently caress you, now you will have to suffer my wedding photos.

In a year, when it actually happens. It will be pirate themed!

# ? Jan 26, 2016 05:35

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Wedding photos: totally better than angry derails. All you guys are cute :3:

And happy birthday to Breetai up there!

# ? Jan 26, 2016 05:41

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

RFC2324 posted:

gently caress you, now you will have to suffer my wedding photos.

In a year, when it actually happens. It will be pirate themed!

PS: Florida goons may even get invited, not like we are paying for much. Reception is at a local bar in Bradenton.

# ? Jan 26, 2016 05:49

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Might as well put this here as well.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 01:50

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

BigglesSWE posted:

Might as well put this here as well.

Those ice walls must be pretty cold.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:23

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Stretch Marx posted:

Those ice walls must be pretty cold.

I'm Swedish.

Add your own joke here.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 02:29

Double Bass: Feb 20, 2011

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 09:31

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

BigglesSWE posted:

I'm Swedish.

I'm sorry.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 09:47

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

BigglesSWE posted:

I'm Swedish.

Add your own joke here.

I like the haritsoppa-coloured rag.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 11:41

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

Get a haircut and wear clothes that don't have children's show characters on them maybe

jk it wouldn't help, you look like a babby. Enjoy it while you can and be glad you're not asian because for me it went like:

Age 20: look 12
25: look 16
30: look 21
35: look 40

# ? Jan 28, 2016 12:16

schnickety scribe: Jul 5, 2015

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

Awwwww

You look so precious.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 12:33

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

Sweet Young Neil cosplay.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 15:37

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

Stop dressing like you're still in high school and get a haircut

# ? Jan 28, 2016 16:57

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

If you want I can pick up the new new Grand Theft Auto for you.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 17:27

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

LMAO I still get carded everywhere at 34, 24 ain't so bad.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:15

Double Bass: Feb 20, 2011

You guys are seriously underestimating how retarded I look with short hair. Tryna find a picture but I think I purged most of them in shame.

Edit:

Sorry for the crappy instagram filter; I realize it isn't actually that short in that picture, but just trust that it looks way worse if it's shorter than that. On the plus side, I'm in a metal band so it makes it easier to fit the part I guess.

Double Bass has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Jan 28, 2016

# ? Jan 28, 2016 21:15

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Double Bass posted:

Why yes I love getting carded for movies when I'm 24.

I literally paused on this picture and said "holy crap, is this kid like sixteen" before scrolling down and lolin

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:40

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Double Bass posted:

You guys are seriously underestimating how retarded I look with short hair. Tryna find a picture but I think I purged most of them in shame.

Edit:

Sorry for the crappy instagram filter; I realize it isn't actually that short in that picture, but just trust that it looks way worse if it's shorter than that. On the plus side, I'm in a metal band so it makes it easier to fit the part I guess.

Which gay boy band are you in?

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:52

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Scathach posted:

Goons. Shut up your derail.

Also it's wedding pic time! Me and outofbandii in 2009:

Show'em if you got 'em!

You two are cute as hell. Loving the flip-flops.

# ? Jan 28, 2016 23:53

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