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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

K8.0 posted:

https://twitter.com/TeciaTorres/status/712363481161277440

Sage is so great he's making me like Tecia Torres.

okay fine I am on the Sage train now :3:

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
drat, Sage on dancing with the stars would own

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

origami posted:

drat, Sage on dancing with the stars would own

they should've gotten sage and page on the same season

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

hahaha

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
The judge decided to do it a bit different. He agreed with the anger management and driver improvement course that the DA recommended, but instead of the 10-4 curfew, the judge instead told Jon Jones that he can't drive without permission from his parole officer, and gave him another 60 hours of community service. He also basically told Jon that if he violates probation again, he'll probably go to jail.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

lol

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
When he gets banned for roids Sage should take over for Mr Rogers

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
I'm starting to think he might have a writer now

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Northjayhawk posted:

The judge decided to do it a bit different. He agreed with the anger management and driver improvement course that the DA recommended, but instead of the 10-4 curfew, the judge instead told Jon Jones that he can't drive without permission from his parole officer, and gave him another 60 hours of community service. He also basically told Jon that if he violates probation again, he'll probably go to jail.

Before anyone says anything this is not out of the ordinary and he is not getting off easy because he's rich and famous

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
I also think the 10-4 curfew is typical for a normal person with a job and weekly commute, but the judge probably recognized that he doesn't have a normal daily job and could get someone else to drive him, and recognized that he doesn't really need to drive.

edit: Lorenzo needs to hire Jon Jones a driver for at least the month of April and tell Jon that he's forbidden from even asking his probation officer if he can drive until he's off probation.

Northjayhawk fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Mar 31, 2016

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Holly Holm turned down the Cyborg fight to wait for Miesha which seems really dumb considering Ronda is probably getting that fight. http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-holly-holm-turned-down-cris-cyborg-fight-wants-miesha-tate-rematch-033116?cmpid=tsmtw:fscom:ufconfox

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
I would not fight Cyborg in Brazil, sounds like she made the right choice for the wrong reasons.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

I'm going to have to find him out in Vegas at 200 and get a picture.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I do not want to see Holm get destroyed by Cyborg.

Not a dig on Holm's skills, of course, rather I'm not sure what % non artificial human Cyborg would be for that fight.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Ok Jon but you only have one balloon left and CM Punk just picked up a red shell.

*eye poke button pressed*

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


The UFC have confirmed that Bones vs Cormier is unaffected, as if there was ever any doubt.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

Dangersim posted:

Before anyone says anything this is not out of the ordinary and he is not getting off easy because he's rich and famous

gently caress judges

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


K8.0 posted:

https://twitter.com/TeciaTorres/status/712363481161277440

Sage is so great he's making me like Tecia Torres.

https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/705162520856698880

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Northjayhawk posted:

The judge decided to do it a bit different. He agreed with the anger management and driver improvement course that the DA recommended, but instead of the 10-4 curfew, the judge instead told Jon Jones that he can't drive without permission from his parole officer, and gave him another 60 hours of community service. He also basically told Jon that if he violates probation again, he'll probably go to jail.

lol



lol

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could diguise it secretly
So we take each others hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency

Just remember
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love, because

I've had the time of my life
No I've never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth,
And I owe it all to you

1st AD fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Mar 31, 2016

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/BrMassami/status/715599605107281920

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Sage interview in GQ: https://www.gq.com/story/sage-northcutt-looks-ahead-to-his-next-fight-against-enrique-martin-at-ufc-200?mbid=social_facebook

quote:

You entered the UFC with both a lot of hype and hate. Now that you've lost a fight and been forced to take a step back to heal up, have you given much thought to that dichotomy?

I don't create the hype. When there is hype, it's not me creating it. I'm just out there having fun in every single thing that I do. Sure, there are people who say negative things or maybe aren't in your corner or who are now second-guessing if I can do this. But there are also people who believe in you and that are pushing you up and helping you get better and better. I'm only looking at the positive aspect of it.

Be honest, are you always smiling?

Yes, sir. I am smiling right now, actually. I'm always pretty much smiling.

:allears:

outy
Aug 27, 2004

I'm still not sure of his position on pizza though.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIM-gsQnq5/

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

TheRationalRedditor posted:

I'm starting to think he might have a writer now

Nah he's too surreal

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Sage is this kid all grown up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChpmKkWBb4w

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Sage is basically like if Philippe from Achewood got Pinocchio'd into a beautiful muscle hunk

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

DoombatINC posted:

Sage is basically like if Philippe from Achewood got Pinocchio'd into a beautiful muscle hunk

Oh my god he's right

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

outy posted:

I'm still not sure of his position on pizza though.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIM-gsQnq5/

Flip flopping!

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

outy posted:

I'm still not sure of his position on pizza though.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBIM-gsQnq5/

https://vine.co/v/i6vPpYvX1VK

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

EmmyOk posted:

Flip flopping!

Papa Northcutt probably whipped him for admitting to ruining his carb budget on pizza

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Now, Northcutt is probably on some PEDs, but I've never seen someone on gear be so happy all the time. He might be an outlier and is exhibiting "Roid Sage" instead.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

DoombatINC posted:

Sage is basically like if Philippe from Achewood got Pinocchio'd into a beautiful muscle hunk

My god it's full of stars.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
:)

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/AlanJouban/status/715606688762576896

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Josuke Higashikata posted:

The UFC have confirmed that Bones vs Cormier is unaffected, as if there was ever any doubt.

Oh, well. I'm sure Jones has learned his lesson this time.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



individual865 posted:

Hey, I made a league in the UFC Pick 'Em Fantasy game thing, if anyone's interested in joining and placing picks. Just click this to join: http://bit.ly/1SpjiGZ

Quoting this so when I am not in the car and can remember my password again, I can join up.

Tbh we could probably migrate the goonweight tourney to this format and save some hassle with the Google forms if MassRafTer is interested.

Also Sage owns tbh.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Why is everyone freaking out about a guy saying he took a scenic route and then making a joke

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
That was a joke? I thought he was being sincere

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