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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Alaan posted:

I’d imagine if by some chance nose art came back it would be a lot more restrictive than WW2.

Likely no pin ups, and religious iconography on government hardware made to kill seems unlikely.

:lol: A few years ago pictures of WWII aircraft with questionable nose art, along with such pornographic materials as Men's Health magazines, were removed by order of the Chief of Staff.

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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Dante80 posted:

I don't like posting pics from my country's air-force that soon again, but yes, we are that stupid.



(Saint-George the dragon slayer above, Archangel Gabriel below. The third one is a photoshop composite)


Yes.


Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Oh my God he's got a little :dong: too!



:neckbeard:

:bisonyes:

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Paint more planes with images of saints and icons, get those Catholic and Orthodox recruitment rates going! Bonus point for matching saint to plane name/role.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Dante80 posted:

Greek christian crosses and Greek mythology on greek aircraft

That was way better than I imagined! Perhaps Deus Vult should be mandated :aaaaa:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Mortabis posted:

That was done by the manufacturer and it was more a silly pun than an attempt at proselytizing.

Incorrect context is rarely a concern for many religious types, so that doesn't signal a pun by any stretch. If it was "silly puns" they were after, SRA24:35 or the like would have fit so much better, been actually funny/"silly" and not had the single source problem that belies the "silly pun" spin.
Actually there is a context, and the absence of the obvious GEN1:3 (which would have been more in the silly category) also demonstrates that.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Mar 19, 2018

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
How about a Cold War whifferdill instead.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Mar 19, 2018

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Quaranic verses make AR-15s burst into flames in revulsion, dontchanow?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Well, I thought over the top paint jobs were dumb but now I've been converted. Do you think the Pope would bless an F-15 if it had part of a Michelangelo painting on it?

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Don Gato posted:

Well, I thought over the top paint jobs were dumb

We are really beyond redemption here in Greece..even the F-16s are not immune.













Yes, that is an F-16 Blk52+ Adv. with an image of Zeus, complete with corny thunderbolts, flags, eagles and the Vergina Sun...

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Mar 19, 2018

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/QHR6kP9.mp4

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
If you're going to do it, overdo it. Greece has got it perfectly right.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Dante80 posted:

We are really beyond redemption here in Greece..even the F-16s are not immune.













Yes, that is an F-16 Blk52+ Adv. with an image of Zeus, complete with corny thunderbolts, flags, eagles and the Vergina Sun...

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome that is.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

If you're going to do it, overdo it. Greece has got it perfectly right.

Yeah, you're apologizing for something you should be celebrating.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

No I get it, it's just that I like more subtle(?) things maybe.

For example, some years ago we finally retired our Corsairs. Months before that happened, we painted one of the 336SQD planes (the Squadron has the name "Olympus" from the mountain etc) in two tone (black and silver) pirate and SQD colors, and flew it around as a showcase of a long and distinguished career in HAF. Ours were the last Corsairs in the world still in operation back then.









I dig that a little more, maybe I'm a boring person I guess..

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Mar 19, 2018

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

All airplanes should be done up like a van with an airbrushed mural.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012
That Corsair is also badass but it's not in the least subtle or subdued

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cyrano4747 posted:

All airplanes should be done up like a van with an airbrushed mural.

gently caress yes.

I want some Slayer nose art.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
Was it Poland that had the Giger Hind?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


david_a posted:

Was it Poland that had the Giger Hind?

Czech.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
There's also the Hungarian Hind:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Dante80 posted:

We are really beyond redemption here in Greece..even the F-16s are not immune.













Yes, that is an F-16 Blk52+ Adv. with an image of Zeus, complete with corny thunderbolts, flags, eagles and the Vergina Sun...

Love the warham fighter

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost








M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

This is accurately what would happen if you asked navy airdales to paint a plane. And it would rule.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
MiG: death is certain wizard
F-35: Kidz Bop album art

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

M_Gargantua posted:

This is accurately what would happen if you asked navy airdales to paint a plane. And it would rule.

poo poo like that used to happen in multi carrier operations if a plane landed, either out of necessity or accident, on the wrong CV. The other crew would paint it up full of predictable juvenile insults etc. before sending it home. there are some get pics from WW2 if this.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



All aircraft paint should make you go "whoa" like Keanu Reeves


e. google "painted after landing at wrong carrier" :allears:

ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Mar 19, 2018

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

All aircraft paint should make you go "whoa" like Keanu Reeves


e. google "painted after landing at wrong carrier" :allears:

Supposedly this is what happens when the navy lands at a marine base...

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
the TAILHOOK scandal sure took some strange turns.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I like where this thread is going

The Russians are doing something that this thread can get behind

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Putin: That asteroid was loving homo

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

MikeCrotch posted:

Putin: That asteroid was loving homo

Maybe it should be shot with a rainbow gun

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Phanatic posted:

gently caress yes.

I want some Slayer nose art.

You want Slayers nose art?


Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

C.M. Kruger posted:

You want Slayers nose art?

Moodddsssssss????

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


HR giger copter lookin good.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

hobbesmaster posted:

Supposedly this is what happens when the navy lands at a marine base...


Technically the next sandy hook massacre.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

This stands to be an excellent reason for detente when they realize their nukes won't be big enough for the job and they need us to contribute our atoms as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQrq-TUZIw

Tythas
Oct 3, 2013

Never felt at home in reality
Always hiding behind avatars


JASDF has amazing paint jobs






Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE


Cyrano4747 posted:

poo poo like that used to happen in multi carrier operations if a plane landed, either out of necessity or accident, on the wrong CV. The other crew would paint it up full of predictable juvenile insults etc. before sending it home. there are some get pics from WW2 if this.

poo poo, sailors in the RCN have a long standing history of vandalizing other people's ships and stealing things during NATO deployments.

An old CPO that I worked with years ago told me a story about his time in one of the DDEs. They were to split from the NATO squadron they had been sailing with and head for home; the plan was to mark the occasion with a high-speed sail past. It was also decided to fabricate a bunch of grapefruit cannons out of spare piping and other odds and ends. These, and the three barrelled ASW mortar in the stern, were to be packed with trash from the galley that had been saved for the purpose and launched at the squadron flagship at the appropriate time (it was Dutch, as I recall). Well, the rails were manned and as the DDE drew alongside the flagship, it let fly with a massive broadside of filth. The CPO specifically remembers seeing banana peels plastered to the bridge windows before his ship peeled off for Canada before the Dutch could respond.

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Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Fearless posted:

poo poo, sailors in the RCN have a long standing history of vandalizing other people's ships and stealing things during NATO deployments.

An old CPO that I worked with years ago told me a story about his time in one of the DDEs. They were to split from the NATO squadron they had been sailing with and head for home; the plan was to mark the occasion with a high-speed sail past. It was also decided to fabricate a bunch of grapefruit cannons out of spare piping and other odds and ends. These, and the three barrelled ASW mortar in the stern, were to be packed with trash from the galley that had been saved for the purpose and launched at the squadron flagship at the appropriate time (it was Dutch, as I recall). Well, the rails were manned and as the DDE drew alongside the flagship, it let fly with a massive broadside of filth. The CPO specifically remembers seeing banana peels plastered to the bridge windows before his ship peeled off for Canada before the Dutch could respond.
How Britain didn't get itself thrown out of the EU long before this Brexit nonsense, I'll never understand.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Mar 19, 2018

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