Space: Good or Bad?

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i am he

Space, bad

# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:47

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Matoi Ryuko

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# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:49

Diqnol

i am he posted:

Space, bad

Space in your skull is bad, and I'm sorry you have that affliction, but space at large is rad as hell, my silly friend.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:53

the unabonger

space is good

# ? Jul 21, 2014 18:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:03

Captain No-mates

space is worse than bad; its terrible

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:04

GoodbyeTurtles

Captain No-mates posted:

space is worse than bad; its terrible

i've been to space actually and it was pretty okay,

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:07

i am he

Space is a good place, for a clwon to go!

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:08

City of Glompton

space good

# ? Jul 21, 2014 19:41

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain No-mates posted:

space is worse than bad; its terrible

yup, this guy get it. what is 'it'? that space is bad

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:03

i am he

Pedantra posted:

"space"? wtf? thats not even like a thing though? kinda seems like nothing? and like it's complete poo poo?

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:05

beer pal

nah... what if you gotta take a leak? you take your thing out, and it gets sucked right off of you. space is really bad.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:13

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

nah... what if you gotta take a leak? you take your thing out, and it gets sucked right off of you. space is really bad.

counter point

Miltank posted:

I dream, of flying through the stars looking for an organism, any organism, that can couple with my strange genitals

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

beer pal posted:

nah... what if you gotta take a leak? you take your thing out, and it gets sucked right off of you. space is really bad.

That is why astronauts, some of the most highly trained, educated, skilled, and healthy people on earth, piss in their pants all the time.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:18

beer pal

here's the thing though.. how you even gonna get buff in space??

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:20

dogcrash truther

beer pal posted:

here's the thing though.. how you even gonna get buff in space??

I know the thread's almost over, but god drat if this doesn't clinch it for space bad

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:10

Captain No-mates

if space was good people would already live there

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:21

dogcrash truther

Captain No-mates posted:

if space was good people would already live there

The opposite is true, and now I'm on the fence again

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:22

bog pixie

What if we went under the ocean and there was another space down there

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:01

i am he

Ectral posted:

What if we went under the ocean and there was another space down there

It'd probably be better than the poo poo space up on top of us

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:02

Salmiakki

Ectral posted:

What if we went under the ocean and there was another space down there

deep sea creatures are pretty much just aliens anyway

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:03

Captain No-mates

if space is so big and empty why dont the planets fall into it?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:06

Ramsus: by Hand Knit

Wow what the heck happened here

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:07

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

space is so bad i dont even want to write the word!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:26

cuntman.net

Captain No-mates posted:

if space is so big and empty why dont the planets fall into it?

their held up by strings but you cant see them because its so dark

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:31

Pizzatime

if space had gravity, would there be something at the top/bottom??

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:04

verily carefree

Pizzatime posted:

if space had gravity, would there be something at the top/bottom??

space has gravity

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:23

bog pixie

dontcareaboutname posted:

my point is that you could gently caress a sibling on earth, if you wanted to, and you wouldn't have to fly to space to do it. it's what I would do if my parents werent' dead. I keep injecting my fathers cum into my seminal vesicles and spraying ropes all over my moms wormy snatch but no luck yet

# ? Jul 22, 2014 02:33