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"You think I'm going to spend the rest of my life in this Pentoshi cheesemonger's mansion?" "Watch it, Dany." "No sir, I'm going to make something of myself. I'm studying my Dothraki, and one day, I'm going to BE somebody!" "That's right, she's going to be Khaleesi!" "Khaleesi! Now that's a good idea, I could become Khaleesi!" "A Westerosi khaleesi, that'll be the day." "You just wait Mr. Mopatis, I will be Khaleesi. I'll be the most powerful khaleesi in the Dothraki Sea, and I'm going to clean up Essos!" "Good, you can start by sweeping the floor."
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Nov 18, 2014 19:18
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You killed Ned, you medieval dickweed!
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I'm sure that in 301 AL, wildfire is available in every inn, but in 280 AL, it's a little hard to come by.
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Bear and the Maiden Fair? BEAR AND THE MAIDEN FAIR??
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Qyburn, you're telling me that you made a time machine.....out of an Pentoshi cog?
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ShaqDiesel posted:Qyburn, you're telling me that you made a time machine.....out of an Pentoshi cog? wheelhouse.
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Sam: Your aunt's cute. Jon: Shut up, Sam. Sam: Remember when you were a baby and she wasn't even born? Jon: Shut UP, Sam!
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Lord Tywin came down from Vulture's Roost and told me if I didn't take Brienne to the Nameday festival he'd boil my brains.  At the Under the Sea dance, nerds beat up bullies...I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. ShaqDiesel fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Nov 18, 2014 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:At the Under the Sea dance, nerds beat up bullies...I know, I know, oh, oh, oh. The Enchantment Under the Sea Dance! Give him to the Drowned God!
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Nov 18, 2014 23:18
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So you're my Uncle Tyrion? Better get used to these bars kid.
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Jesus Christ are you people still doing this?
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GonSmithe posted:Jesus Christ are you people still doing this? It's better than "ironic" erotic fanfiction.
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It's already mutated into tree form! Shoot it! Take that, you mutated son of a bitch!
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GonSmithe posted:Jesus Christ are you people still doing this? I hope it never ends. Strange things are afoot at the Crossroads Inn.
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Biff (to bran): Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!
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Things have certainly changed around *here*. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Rivers owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding Weirwood Trees.
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"Cersei, I'm not your answering service. Someone named Osmund or Osney sent for you just a little while ago." "Well which one was it, Osmund or Osney?" "I don't know, I can't keep up with all of your boyfriends!"
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"My Lord, are you sure we should be doing this?" "Davos, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this fire zombie babe."
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NED: I don't trust this Littlefinger any further than I can throw him. CATELYN: Well, with your bad knee, Ned, you shouldn't throw anybody. [pause] It's true! Wait I think I'm doing this wrong.
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What are you looking at, smuggler? Hey, Wyman, get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown. I have your horsed dragged all the way to your keep and all you got form me is wine from the Arbor?
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TOOT BOOT posted:http://mashable.com/2014/11/16/george-rr-martin-charity-event/
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Frey man-at-arms: Visiting hours is dawn to midday, monday through friday. [Hound fires a bolt to his knee] Arya: What in seven hells are you doing? Frey man-at-arms: You son of a whore, you shot me! Hound: He'll live.
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I was gonna do one where Robert Strong is the Terminator and Margaery is Sarah Connor but honestly none of the individual quotes from that movie are funny enough to make that work 
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loquacius posted:none of the individual quotes from that movie are funny enough to make that work didn't stop anyone else
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Hordor: Hordor Hordro (thinking): What we got here is a failure to communicate
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mr.capps posted:Hordor: Hordor how many ways can you misspell Hodor?
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mr.capps posted:Hordor: Hordor This is an A++ post
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mr.capps posted:Hordor: Hordor GRRM's final lines as he succumbs to his 18th uti
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TommyGun85 posted:how many ways can you misspell Hodor? One does not simply walk into Hodor.
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*peaks into thread, backs away slowly* Okay, I'll see you guys in Spring.
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FuriousxGeorge posted:*peaks into thread, backs away slowly* We'll... Dream of it.
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TommyGun85 posted:how many ways can you misspell Hodor? Hodorends
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Jedit posted:One does not simply warg into Hodor. 
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I am buying that as soon as it is available. Goddamn.
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Svanja posted:I am buying that as soon as it is available. Goddamn. Lena Headey is so good at the "villain voice over talking smack at the player character" bit.
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Yes, I thought of that well after posting and kicked myself.
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I can't believe they got the real actors to voice this. Video game is so mainstream 
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Yeah I was thinking " Holy balls that person sure sounds like Lena!" it's going to be good with the real VAs. 2nd Dec release date too. It's going to rock so hard.
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