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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.

Carmant posted:

If one of your parents is morbidly obese like that are you really legally required to clean up after them. I mean come on its disgusting isnt there just someone you can call to come take them away.

At baseline I don't think so but a lot of non-disabled people get welfare checks in various jurisdictions for being caretakers for disabled people. If it is just your roommate that's one thing but if you are actually getting money to take care of them then you can probably be charged if they find them near death and covered in maggots.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

ArfJason posted:

late but you tried to fit in with an alt account with an epic fyad meme as the name for about a year while simultaneously being super mad on this account

lmao dude don't try to act like you all didn't eat it up like candy. I mean I even got a thread in the fyad goldmine just from the epic meme username

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


bradzilla posted:

lmao dude don't try to act like you all didn't eat it up like candy. I mean I even got a thread in the fyad goldmine just from the epic meme username

OPh poo poo really? nice. What was the username? Can you tell us what the thread was about? Post a link to that biatch. Can't wait to read it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
NERD FIGHT

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009


Rutibex posted:

all i see here is a man living life to the fullest

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Lol when that monitor slips off and sterilizes him.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

Knew a guy in college who had a similar setup his freshman year, but it was with tiny little monitors that he secured to the "ceiling" of the bottom bunk to allow him to watch porn handsfree from the comfort of his bed.

He was also the same guy that brought lutefisk back to his dorm and then kept it in his room for over a week because lutefisk is really unnoticeable and easy to forget about

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I find these vintage goon goblin nests fascinating. I can't even imagine not giving a gently caress about anything like some of these people. I'm all OCD about being tidy, clean and organized... it almost looks liberating.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

AWarmBody posted:

Knew a guy in college who had a similar setup his freshman year, but it was with tiny little monitors that he secured to the "ceiling" of the bottom bunk to allow him to watch porn handsfree from the comfort of his bed.

He was also the same guy that brought lutefisk back to his dorm and then kept it in his room for over a week because lutefisk is really unnoticeable and easy to forget about

How does one watch porn not hands free

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!

RaceBannon posted:

I find these vintage goon goblin nests fascinating. I can't even imagine not giving a gently caress about anything like some of these people. I'm all OCD about being tidy, clean and organized... it almost looks liberating.

It may LOOK liberating but the smell is nothing short of a danger to your health.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Kazak posted:

How does one watch porn not hands free

i have to hold my monitor up with both hands, with a strong desire to tug at my pud but unable to cease being the modern sisyphus

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Kazak posted:

How does one watch porn not hands free

I watch porn almost exclusively on my phone now.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Kazak posted:

How does one watch porn not hands free

let me introduce you to the aneros(tm)

TheToxicEuphoria
Feb 26, 2008

Kazak posted:

How does one watch porn not hands free

It is as GOD WILLS IT

e: wait what?

TheToxicEuphoria
Feb 26, 2008


not mine

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

esperterra posted:

I watch porn almost exclusively on my phone now.

:same:

Just lay on your back and lean the phone on your tit

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Kazak posted:

:same:

Just lay on your back and lean the phone on your tit

Insightful and poetic.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Kazak posted:

:same:

Just lay on your back and lean the phone on your tit

The Nvidia Shield Portable is brilliant for this.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

Kazak posted:

:same:

Just lay on your back and lean the phone on your tit

Im no longer fat enough to have them

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Meme Emulator posted:

Im no longer fat enough to have them

then squeeze the phone between your thighs god drat do I have to think of everything

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Kazak posted:

then squeeze the phone between your thighs god drat do I have to think of everything

I am skinny and i need you to engineer a wank solution for me.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Rad-daddio posted:

I am skinny and i need you to engineer a wank solution for me.

How agile are your feet

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Just buy a google daydream you dumbos

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Kazak posted:

:same:

Just lay on your back and lean the phone on your tit

pro advice ITT

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just buy a google daydream you dumbos

I have a gearvr and vr netflix is nice but I really don't do much else with it

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Hell Yeah posted:

lol if you've never experienced the absolute freedom of pissing in a jug. it's exhilarating

My friend, pissing outside is exhilarating. Pissing in a bottle is like in being in a prison

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just buy a google daydream you dumbos

i would use my oculus but i don't want cambridge analytica getting ahold of my watch history

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Code Jockey posted:

i would use my oculus but i don't want cambridge analytica getting ahold of my watch history

Just play an equal amount of the opposite kind of porn to each video so they can't draw any conclusions about you.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just play an equal amount of the opposite kind of porn to each video so they can't draw any conclusions about you.

I fear there's some porn that just cannot be undone.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006
I think there is room for interesting debate on what the opposite of particular porn genres are. What is the opposite of tentacle porn?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

yoloer420 posted:

I think there is room for interesting debate on what the opposite of particular porn genres are. What is the opposite of tentacle porn?

Squid porn

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

yoloer420 posted:

I think there is room for interesting debate on what the opposite of particular porn genres are. What is the opposite of tentacle porn?

any porn that isn't a coy attempt to bypass censorship laws

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I like pornography performed by living adult humans, trying to negate this would be highly problematic.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Zombie furry porn, got it.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


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yoloer420 posted:

I think there is room for interesting debate on what the opposite of particular porn genres are. What is the opposite of tentacle porn?

Amputee porn

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Inescapable Duck posted:

Zombie furry porn, got it.

Did you just propose furry porn as a solution to something?

:stare:

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

OMFG FURRY posted:

any porn that isn't a coy attempt to bypass censorship laws

what are you a purist?

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Furry porn is always the solution, you just gotta change the problem

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