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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i am the one who doesn't know. i don't know anything. i forgot what happened, and i'm sorry.

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Feb 3, 2023

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

kiimo posted:







The gently caress Chiefs sound cool as hell

Hey that's great. But who are the gently caress Chefs?

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

Problem is, their defense is mostly built off of free agents they hit on the last two years, and are currently losing 4 starters:

Von Bell (S) 99% of defensive snaps
Jessie Bates 3 (S) 98%
Eli Apple (CB) 88%
Germaine Pratt (LB) 70%

So are you replacing these guys with draft picks and cheap free agents? And whatever happens with Joe Mixon, and also Hayden Hurst is a FA. That's a lot of hits you need with not much in the way of resources and we haven't gotten to their offensive line, which could use a bit of help as well.

Yes. Give big money to the star defensive safety, then let the rest walk and go all-in in defense in the draft.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Eagles have an extra first, should trade for Higgins.

AJ/Higgins/Smith/Goedert is just :allears:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




The Mixon Aggravated Menacing thing was dropped


Without knowing anything about the incident, "Aggravated Menacing" sounds like a law designed to screw over black folk

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
or I dunno maybe it's a cooling off period thing to give victims a chance at safety?

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1621300333262606336

Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Mixon isn't even all that good is he? And didn't he have some shithead behavior before? Just cut him. Seems pretty replaceable with like a third round pick

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

kiimo posted:







The gently caress Chiefs sound cool as hell

Everyone needs to cease and desist with the infringement on my Village People tribute band

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Rogue Elephant posted:

Mixon isn't even all that good is he? And didn't he have some shithead behavior before? Just cut him. Seems pretty replaceable with like a third round pick

you could replace him with david montgomery in a heartbeat

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
What nobody is mentioning here is that Tyler Boyd is also in a contract year this year. if any of those three great WRs is leaving the Bengals in the next two years, it’ll be Boyd first via free agency. He is turning 30, after all.

For the defense: Apple will be re-signed to the same deal because Lou Anarumo likes him and the rest of the league doesn’t want to deal with his poo poo, Jessie Bates is gone (which is why the bengals took Dax Hill in the first last year), and Vonn Bell who knows. Germaine Pratt may get the franchise tag if he doesn’t accept the insulting offer that’s coming down the line (see Jessie bates last year).

people make lots of noise about the Bengals’ owner being cheap but he does pay certain positions. QB and WR are two of those positions. S is not, and LB is usually also not.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

a patagonian cavy posted:

What nobody is mentioning here is that Tyler Boyd is also in a contract year this year. if any of those three great WRs is leaving the Bengals in the next two years, it’ll be Boyd first via free agency. He is turning 30, after all.

For the defense: Apple will be re-signed to the same deal because Lou Anarumo likes him and the rest of the league doesn’t want to deal with his poo poo, Jessie Bates is gone (which is why the bengals took Dax Hill in the first last year), and Vonn Bell who knows. Germaine Pratt may get the franchise tag if he doesn’t accept the insulting offer that’s coming down the line (see Jessie bates last year).

people make lots of noise about the Bengals’ owner being cheap but he does pay certain positions. QB and WR are two of those positions. S is not, and LB is usually also not.

I honestly thought Boyd was like 25 and on a rookie deal too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Docjowles posted:

Everyone needs to cease and desist with the infringement on my Village People tribute band


Whoa there bitch The gently caress Chiefs is my postpunk band and all we do is porn music covers


What the gently caress is up Denny's, this one is called stuck under a bed in a hostel 1-2,1-2-3-4

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

kiimo posted:

Whoa there bitch The gently caress Chiefs is my postpunk band and all we do is porn music covers


What the gently caress is up Denny's, this one is called stuck under a bed in a hostel 1-2,1-2-3-4

WHOOOOOO play "what are you doing step bro"

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Hey that's great. But who are the gently caress Chefs?

Don't doxx my band

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

kiimo posted:

Whoa there bitch The gently caress Chiefs is my postpunk band and all we do is porn music covers


What the gently caress is up Denny's, this one is called stuck under a bed in a hostel 1-2,1-2-3-4

BlindSite posted:

WHOOOOOO play "what are you doing step bro"

Play “Pool Man (Revisited)” after that

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
Soiled Meat

a patagonian cavy posted:

What nobody is mentioning here is that Tyler Boyd is also in a contract year this year. if any of those three great WRs is leaving the Bengals in the next two years, it’ll be Boyd first via free agency. He is turning 30, after all.

For the defense: Apple will be re-signed to the same deal because Lou Anarumo likes him and the rest of the league doesn’t want to deal with his poo poo, Jessie Bates is gone (which is why the bengals took Dax Hill in the first last year), and Vonn Bell who knows. Germaine Pratt may get the franchise tag if he doesn’t accept the insulting offer that’s coming down the line (see Jessie bates last year).

people make lots of noise about the Bengals’ owner being cheap but he does pay certain positions. QB and WR are two of those positions. S is not, and LB is usually also not.

Pratt is gone for sure, I think they'll try to resign Bell and they would resign Apple if he's cheap enough.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/sta...ingawful.com%2F

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

bro don't spread it around i don't want to pay more

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Genius

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




kiimo posted:

Whoa there bitch The gently caress Chiefs is my postpunk band and all we do is porn music covers


What the gently caress is up Denny's, this one is called stuck under a bed in a hostel 1-2,1-2-3-4

Play the one where he fixes the cable

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Hell yeah, just go all out and sell relics.

Tom Brady's rear end sand.
Tom Brady's baby teeth.
Tom Brady's fingerbones.
Tom Brady's foreskin.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Play the one where he fixes the cable

Logjammin' was a hell of an album

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
It’s 98k now wow

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




kiimo posted:

Whoa there bitch The gently caress Chiefs is my postpunk band and all we do is porn music covers

I really appreciated your cover of the theme from Bitanic.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Cthulu Carl posted:

Hell yeah, just go all out and sell relics.

Tom Brady's foreskin.

Look if Jesus's foreskin can indefinitely multiply and be a relic in multiple places, who are we to deny this to the Jesus of football Tom Brady?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
I’m not counting out Average Cut Tom

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



X

Kalli fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Feb 4, 2023

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





BlindSite posted:

I honestly thought Boyd was like 25 and on a rookie deal too.

Hell, same. Was he just old for a rookie or has he legit been in the league for a lot longer than anyone remembers?

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

Hell, same. Was he just old for a rookie or has he legit been in the league for a lot longer than anyone remembers?

He's been with Cinci since 2016, but he didn't really break out till 2018

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Kalli posted:

-10 out and my pipes froze, whoops!

Eep, stay safe Kalli. :ohdear:

Iirc I'm a little south of you and it was -5 when I woke up. Our deck starts to settle in a funny way when it gets this cold and last night it was like hearing gunshots just outside.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

for like 15 years the bengals would often have a player on the roster doing very little for at least their rookie year and usually the year after that before being given serious roles. that happened to Boyd in a big way because his level as a player would have been as a good third option, and he was underused for that then suddenly got thrust into being the low rent first option on bad teams when AJ Green was constantly breaking down and their panic top 10 pick wr didn't work out

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Hey that's great. But who are the gently caress Chefs?

RIP Anthony Bourdain

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Barry Bluejeans posted:

Hey that's great. But who are the gently caress Chefs?

Great googily-moogily.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ustadium/status/1621706891410784257

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Counterpoint: I love Tee Higgins and I dont want him to leave.

Also, gently caress James Harrison

edit - I also like Samaje more than Mixon, Im fine letting him go.

bows1 fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 4, 2023

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


We also think this AB

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

I thought it was Burfict doing a Mortal Kombat fatality on him. But Harrison works too

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Didn't AB have some helmet he was forced to give up?

Racing Stripe
Oct 22, 2003

When did AB get hit by Harrison? When Harrison was with Cincy for one season?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ab faked the hit again

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