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ChaosMonkey posted:Yeah, I got a "what?" out of that, too. Far as I know the only way semen ends up in the bladder is retrograde ejaculation, which isn't very common. Otherwise it just stays where it is and absorbs into the body. Yea, that was my mistake. It must absorb in to the body or just come out in the form a wet dream. Any clinical minded people have any solid articles on where semen ends up going, is it always out because all my friends, random men I've asked, and I have never gone more than a few days without spewing it. I've heard of a couple weeks at the most before the dreams start happening.
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In light of the kid climbing Mt. Everest, I'm reminded of another great Adam moment. If anyone can pull up the date this one was from, I'd appreciate it. (paraphrased at best) Adam: You know, I have an idea now. Drew: Oh no... Adam: Oh yes. You know that list of things I need to do before I die? Register my hands as lethal weapons, dive into a body of water with a knife... Drew: Yeah. Adam: I'm going to climb Mount Everest. BUT I will be the first person to do so without actually setting foot within the country. Drew:... Adam: See, I can just get the Sherpas to carry me up to the top. Build like a... coffin type thing with handlebars on the front and back. Get some sponsorship, have some music piped in, padded on the inside, food and a tv, hole in the bottom so I can drop a log. They pick me up at the airport, then I just get out on the top of Everest! Drew:... Are you high on 3 grams of mushrooms or something?? edit - I'm listening to the 2001-01-09 call on my computer, just got to the colostomy bag/giraffe porn, oh my god this is amazing. Rack fucked around with this message at 16:40 on May 22, 2010 |
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May 22, 2010 15:47
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EnsGDT posted:Anyone listening to this bestiality call on the random stream? A caller is describing a woman blowing a giraffe and it's amazing. Oh dear god, I couldn't get to sleep listening to that last night. All the while Adam was trying to get the guy to go into more details with what was going on and Dr. Spaz was having none of it, just kept saying that the guy was sick and to stop talking to him. The part where he was describing how the chick would get into a bay under the animal, like the kind you'd find at a jiffy lube ... 
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May 22, 2010 17:41
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BorderPatrol posted:Oh dear god, I couldn't get to sleep listening to that last night. All the while Adam was trying to get the guy to go into more details with what was going on and Dr. Spaz was having none of it, just kept saying that the guy was sick and to stop talking to him. This has probably been answered ad nauseum, but does anyone know which episode contains Bruce's infamous "I've had anal sex and passed out a couple times" clip?
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May 22, 2010 18:33
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Majorian posted:This has probably been answered ad nauseum, but does anyone know which episode contains Bruce's infamous "I've had anal sex and passed out a couple times" clip? I was just listening to it. I think it's 5/28/2000, near the end of the episode.
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May 22, 2010 19:16
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Haha, stream right now is great. Episode is 2002-06-02 (Guest - Kennedy) . Drew and Kennedy are talking over Adam, Adam is getting pretty annoyed. Caller calls in to ask Adam specifically a question about religion, and Kennedy and Drew start answering it. Adam gets pissed and takes off for a few questions. He just came back and is drinking on the air and is telling them that everyone talking isn't working. Pissed Adam is the best Adam.
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May 22, 2010 19:46
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Majorian posted:Yeah, that always struck me as weird. She must be the heaviest sleeper in the world. Either that, or she wears earplugs or something like that. I can't imagine how one could just get used to a beeping smoke detector, to the point where one wouldn't even notice it. There's been a smoke detector going off every couple of minutes in my friend's house for as long as I can remember (5 years or so at minimum). None of the family can hear it anymore, even if I point the sound out just after it happens. It's seriously strange.
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May 22, 2010 19:49
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BorderPatrol posted:Haha, stream right now is great. Episode is 2002-06-02 (Guest - Kennedy) . That was hilarious.
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May 23, 2010 05:55
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Majorian posted:This has probably been answered ad nauseum, but does anyone know which episode contains Bruce's infamous "I've had anal sex and passed out a couple times" clip? Found it: 8-01-2000, 1:20:58-ish. I always figured that the context of the clip was something like what it turned out to be, but still - it was way too funny for me not to learn for myself. What about Drew's "I'm a rapist!" drop? Anyone know what the context of that one was, or where I can find it? I'm sure that's a tall order, so no biggie if no one knows, but I figured I'd ask.
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May 24, 2010 05:00
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Don't ask why I watched this video, but damned if I didn't hear the smoke detector low battery chirp every single time even over the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5PHoHCtBE0&sns=em
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May 24, 2010 05:26
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I was listening to the 2003-5-19 episode with Spider from Powerman 5000, for some reason I hadn't heard it before. This episode was the one of the very very few times I've heard a caller that's actually upset me. The girl called about her boyfriend wanting to have anal sex. It turns out she was 15, her boyfriend was 19 and they were having 4-ways with their friends. She had the little girl voice and sounded very sheepish. After minimal prying she revealed that her grandfather has been raping and molesting her since she was 5, and he's still doing it, in fact he had made her give him oral the previous night. She started crying through the rest of the call and told Adam and Drew that is was her fault because she doesn't try to resist him and run away anymore, her mom yelled at her when she tried to tell her about it and she basically just resigned herself to behaving like this. Adam starts to talk about how this guy is despicable and should just be killed, she responds by saying "Please, please don't say that, I'm going to go to hell". It was so sad to hear this girl talk about the horrible abuse she has to suffer and even sadder that she's been brainwashed into thinking it's all her fault. I kinda wonder if it's bogus, but even if it is, it's an incredibly sad call to hear. After listening to Loveline for 10 years and thousands of episodes, I think this is the only call that's ever gotten to me. Does anyone else remember this call?
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May 24, 2010 05:44
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Ez posted:I was listening to the 2003-5-19 episode with Spider from Powerman 5000, for some reason I hadn't heard it before. This episode was the one of the very very few times I've heard a caller that's actually upset me. That was the infamous bogus caller Miriam. She reveals her identity on the 2003-06-16 episode, but she has several calls in between those episodes where she keeps them up to date on her fake situation. Be upset no longer!
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May 24, 2010 05:57
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Wow, somehow I had never heard of that saga. Well, I'm going to definitely listen to all those episodes. I had to admit, at first I thought it was too extreme to be real, but by the end of the call she had me believing it was all true. She's very convincing.
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May 24, 2010 06:38
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Yeah, I almost considered not telling you, just because it's kind of a spoiler to her show. She calls back in several times with like ten updates to her ever-changing story, and they're all so detailed and specific that it becomes really impressive when you look back on it. It was a toss-up between alleviating you of your grief, and letting you be surprised. I hope I chose the right one!
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May 24, 2010 08:11
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I re-listened to Jeremy Piven's 2004 episode for the first time in what must be two or three years, and in the interim I had completely forgotten about his infamous "fuckface" incident. It made me jump when I heard it.
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May 24, 2010 08:15
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Majorian posted:I re-listened to Jeremy Piven's 2004 episode for the first time in what must be two or three years, and in the interim I had completely forgotten about his infamous "fuckface" incident. It made me jump when I heard it. "it's semantics fuckface!"
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May 24, 2010 09:04
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2004-03-16 Drew is losing his mind because of a 17 year old that does topless and nude housekeeping in Nevada and it's amazing
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May 24, 2010 17:21
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February 2000 with Majandra Delfino A kid calls in to ask about his penis size and his mom picks up the other line and yells at them. Adam talks to her and calms her down and they spend the rest of the call talking to the kid in code. Adam: "On a scale of one to ten, how big is your dog?" Kid: "About a 4. He's still got hair over his eyes too." Adam: "Listen, I'll tell you what the girls like. They don't care about the size of your dog, but they do care about how well you...lick their cats." Drew: "Oh good lord." Next call a stoner gets caught by his dad. "It's bust your kids night on Loveline!"
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May 24, 2010 21:53
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I was reminded of something today when I heard a radio on. One of our local stations switched its slogan a few years ago and Adam would love it. "You're listening to 1290 WHIO, Dayton's only weather, traffic, and news station." When they originally changed to this, they made a huge deal about bringing you more weather, traffic, and news than any other station. MATTRESS IN LANES
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May 25, 2010 00:24
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Strange Matter posted:February 2000 with Majandra Delfino I remember that call. That kid is one of the very, very few callers who plays along with Adam's jokes and actually makes the call a bit funnier. A true rarity.
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May 25, 2010 01:12
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Strange Matter posted:February 2000 with Majandra Delfino Also features the guy who thinks his mother smokes opium but its quite clearly black tar heroin. And the guy who doesn't think his girlfriend is having an orgasm because "the juices dont come out". Teepkick Shakur fucked around with this message at 02:01 on May 25, 2010 |
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May 25, 2010 01:51
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Isn't it just semantics of it's smoking opium versus smoking heroin?
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May 25, 2010 05:07
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Phone posted:Isn't it just semantics of it's smoking opium versus smoking heroin? No. Not really. However it is entirely possible she was smoking Opium. I just doubt it.
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May 25, 2010 05:51
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Grand Fromage posted:I was reminded of something today when I heard a radio on. One of our local stations switched its slogan a few years ago and Adam would love it. Checking in on weather! Tustin, 67 degrees! Santa Monica, 67 degrees! Zzyzx, 67 degrees! Hawaiian Gardens, 67 degrees! Baker, 67 degrees! Eagle Rock, 67 degrees...
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May 25, 2010 05:54
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Majorian posted:Adam really needs to shut the gently caress up about all things torture-related, because he's so unbelievably ignorant about it. Or someone needs to call in and set him straight. I'm really tempted to at this point.
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May 25, 2010 14:45
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RightClickSaveAs posted:Sarah Silverman almost got into a debate about this on yesterday's Adam Carolla podcast, but it never went anywhere, she kinda changed the subject. She obviously doesn't agree with him at all, and it would have been interesting to hear somebody argue with him, especially someone who knows him well and isn't afraid to call him out on his views. It's probably an uncomfortable situation though, given that it's his show and he doesn't seem like the easiest person to argue with. Yeah, I listened to it, and I was a little disappointed that she didn't push the point, but I can't blame her - like you said, it would probably have been really uncomfortable. Sarah doesn't seem like a naturally confrontational person anyway. I'm still mystified by Adam's argument, though - religion, which has also been around for tens of thousands of years, is for retards, but an entirely faith-based, devoid-of-factual-evidence belief in torture's efficacy isn't?
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May 25, 2010 16:45
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I laughed at her Adam....im boreeeed whenever he start going off on a tangent.
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May 25, 2010 17:37
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Yeah Sarah was great. She seemed sweet and funny, and not so over-the-top edgy like her comedy acts that I'm not a big fan of. And I loved that Adam ended the podcast with a 10 minute speech about whatever and barely let her get a word in.
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May 25, 2010 18:42
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Magnificent Quiver posted:Yeah Sarah was great. She seemed sweet and funny, and not so over-the-top edgy like her comedy acts that I'm not a big fan of. To be perfectly honest, I have similar mixed feelings about her. Whenever she's in interviews or movies, and even on her TV show I love her. But her standup is more hit-and-miss with me. When she hits, she hits hard, but other times she comes off as trying too hard to be edgy. I dunno, I might be missing something.
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May 25, 2010 19:01
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Majorian posted:To be perfectly honest, I have similar mixed feelings about her. Whenever she's in interviews or movies, and even on her TV show I love her. But her standup is more hit-and-miss with me. When she hits, she hits hard, but other times she comes off as trying too hard to be edgy. I dunno, I might be missing something. To be fair her generation of comedians are the ones who brought that real over the top and edgy comedy to the forefront. And by her generation i mean the cost of Mr. Show, The State, UCB, etc.
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May 25, 2010 23:49
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The Senate posted:To be fair her generation of comedians are the ones who brought that real over the top and edgy comedy to the forefront. Right, of course, and I'm a big fan of a lot of comedians from that generation, especially Patton Oswalt and Louis CK. I just think Sarah's is a little more hit-and-miss than the others'.
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May 25, 2010 23:56
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The Senate posted:To be fair her generation of comedians are the ones who brought that real over the top and edgy comedy to the forefront. Eh, I'd disagree. It's just that as time goes by, boundaries are pushed more and more. There wasn't some gigantic leap from her generation compared to the previous. It's just been the natural progression.
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May 26, 2010 17:44
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Hahah... I thought I'd seen every Loveline clip on YouTube but, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6-XQOzLoss&feature=related It's Adam giving a tour of Westwood One and just railing on the carpentry, like he always does.
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May 27, 2010 05:45
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I am so happy to see that he behaves the same way off air. The place really doesn't look that terrible, but he just can't help but launch into a rant to a bunch of uninterested people.
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May 27, 2010 06:40
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ATLbeer posted:Hahah... I thought I'd seen every Loveline clip on YouTube but, Oh my god it really is a huge shithole.
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May 27, 2010 06:50
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It's definitely the 70's porno ski chalet look he always said it was.
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May 27, 2010 06:52
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DeesGrandpa posted:I am so happy to see that he behaves the same way off air. The place really doesn't look that terrible, but he just can't help but launch into a rant to a bunch of uninterested people. You really can't judge the quality of the place from a dark, blurry, shaky 2 minute YouTube video.
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