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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

It begins

South Carolina Refuses To Remove Confederate Flag From Capitol Trailer

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Hahahaha this is going to cause strokes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A couple more from today:

Black Man In Support Of Confederate Flag Triples His Media Appearance Rates
Jeb Bush Surprised How Easily Stance On Confederate Flag Set Him Apart From Other Republican Candidates

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



These guys pulled a shawshank but they're legit murderers and not sympathetic andy dufrene types. I'm conflicted but either way I'm riveted. And apparently I shouldn't be? Dang Kelly, this hurts.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Krinkle posted:

These guys pulled a shawshank but they're legit murderers and not sympathetic andy dufrene types. I'm conflicted but either way I'm riveted. And apparently I shouldn't be? Dang Kelly, this hurts.

They are the ones that left the racist note, right? Also one of them reportedly has a huge dick.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

The MSJ posted:

They are the ones that left the racist note, right? Also one of them reportedly has a huge dick.

I think you've got your sources wrong, I'm not on the run from prison.

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
Disgusting: ISIS Just Released A 2-Star Review Of ‘In The Aeroplane Over The Sea’

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
Bomb ISIS with old copies of On Avery Island. LET THEM LEARN WHAT BAD NMH IS

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Vending Machine Most Up-To-Date Technology In School

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
World's Top Scientists Ponder: What If The Whole Universe Is, Like, One Huge Atom?

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

woah

Troglyfe
Jan 2, 2014
Explore The Many Wonders Of The Carnival!

My unshakeable love doomed me to a life of performing Will Smith impressions.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


This Incredible Video Proves That All Bodies Are Beautiful And The Government Lied About How They Killed Bin Laden

This is among ClickHole's best work.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


quote:

"By the way," Hawking added, "ever think about what'd happen if you, say, went back in time and accidentally killed your own younger self? Man, that poo poo would be so hosed up."

Amazing.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Troglyfe posted:

Explore The Many Wonders Of The Carnival!

My unshakeable love doomed me to a life of performing Will Smith impressions.

If you think that's cool, you should check out this web browser I'm designing. It's like google chrome, but when you click the X to close out of the browser, it instead plays La Cucaracha and then your computer shoots fire out of the floppy disk drive.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe

As usual, reality is ahead of satire.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I always play the Clickventure until I manage to have gay sex. It's often possible.


Owch.

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
they did another article on me

Study: Employees Happiest When Pretending To Work From Home

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account
A few stories inspired by "a friend":

Drunk Will Show You, Everybody

Police Satisfied After Drunk Man Assures Them There’s No Problem

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Wow: Cosplayer Builds Incredible Iron Man Costume

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


This is my favorite running gag.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


loving :laffo:

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Haschel Cedricson posted:

This is my favorite running gag.

I clicked on this going "please, please be a fire truck".

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


The onion twitter thing just reposted an old article I'd never seen before. Jesus christ.
Thousands Turn Out For Empire State Building's Annual No-Hassle Suicide Day

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax

I didn't see that coming at all and had a laughing fit for a good minute there. I love Clickhole.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
We Asked 22 BMX Riders About The Saddest Place They Ever Did A Wheelie

God, I love these. 19 and 20 are my favorites.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

New Clickventure: The Red Dust Of Harmony Gulch: A Tale Of The Wild West

I choked to death on the bat reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin. :(

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Now it is you who are of roundness.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


"My name is the Mega-Puberty Rascal. Folks gave me the ‘Mega-Puberty’ part of my name because I’m all finished with puberty in the biggest way possible. Puberty hit my body the way Noah’s flood hit the earth. My voice is as deep as Satan’s throat and I’ve done all my growth spurts, plus I’ve had my sexual awakening and I love to kiss, on account of my glands squirting out love poisons into my membranes."

Well, that's my gravestone written.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This kid is going to hell alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBFa4aTT6ZI

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Anyone have all the Firetruck ones?
There's the new Iron Man one,

and this one:
http://www.clickhole.com/video/40-year-old-man-breaks-down-crying-thirty-seconds--2157

What were the other ones?

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


This Crazy Fan Theory About ‘Jeopardy!’ Actually Makes Total Sense

One of a Kind
May 18, 2009

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Anyone have all the Firetruck ones?
There's the new Iron Man one,

and this one:
http://www.clickhole.com/video/40-year-old-man-breaks-down-crying-thirty-seconds--2157

What were the other ones?

These are all the ones I've seen, in order by release date:

How Can You Not Love The San Diego Fire Department's Bold New Ad Campaign?

Faith In Humanity Restored! Passengers On This Screaming Red Bus Helped Put Out A House Fire

Eye-Opening: This Pit Bull May Look Scary At First, But Then You Realize It’s Adorable

This 40-Year-Old Man Breaks Down Crying. Thirty Seconds Later, We’re Crying Too

Amazing: Time-Lapse Video Shows How A Flower Grows

Wow: Cosplayer Builds Incredible Iron Man Costume

For some reason the Pit Bull video doesn't seem to be working right now, but i think their Youtube channel should still have it.

Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005

From now on I will always refer to Alex Trebek as the immortal trickster.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Evil Mastermind posted:

New Clickventure: The Red Dust Of Harmony Gulch: A Tale Of The Wild West

I choked to death on the bat reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin. :(

Oh, poo poo! He's right!

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Supreme Court Legalizes Gay Marriage After Landmark 193,000,000-115,000,000 Decision

Supreme Court Rules In Favor Of Most Buck-Wild Pride Parade Nation’s Ever Seen

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Not the Onion, but Diamond Joe-ish.

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito Suddenly Realize They Will Be Villains In Oscar-Winning Movie One Day

:boom:

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