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Which religion is the best?
This poll is closed.
Shintoism 59 9.58%
Buddhism 77 12.50%
Taoism 66 10.71%
FEAR CLOWNPIECE 414 67.21%
Total: 616 votes
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Golden Battler
Sep 6, 2010

~Perfect and Elegant~
I am sad Devil of Decline has 0 chance but oh well, there's a translation patch being made for it anyway.

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HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Yeah, it seems effort on that picked back up again. I really wanna play it and GoS again some day.

cuc
Nov 25, 2013
For roguelikes, The Mystery Gensokyo games have a comically large amount of text in their item and monster encyclopedia (the jokes themselves are just nerd references ad nausem). Not the easiest games to translate.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

What the christ is this thing on the screen?

Ranpire
Nov 6, 2012
Prospective translations for these games would depend on the individual developers' wishes. ULL most likely wouldn't be translated, but the Scarlet Symphony/Koumajou Densetsu/Touhouvania games, for instance, definitely would be. (Or rather, already are!)

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

WarpedNaba posted:

What the christ is this thing on the screen?

I'm pretty sure that's Takoman.

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"

WarpedNaba posted:

What the christ is this thing on the screen?
From what I can tell, a Yukari yukkuri on Reimu's legs.

cuc
Nov 25, 2013
Before the meme gets completely run into ground:

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

cuc posted:

Before the meme gets completely run into ground:


What's the original source?

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?

amuayse posted:

What's the original source?

https://vine.co/v/em5mpnDuZb5

cuc
Nov 25, 2013
Here's a patcher (made by 八重雾中渡) for ULiL's non-starting problem caused by its DLL anti-hacking detection, which Twilight Frontier would rather you solve by disabling your anti-virus, deleting your NVIDIA driver, or reinstalling your system.

It's a generic patcher, and should be effective on future versions of the game.

Run it in the same directory as th145.exe to generate a new th145_fix.exe.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
Thanks, my antivirus thinks the autopatcher is a high level Trojan.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
My antivirus automatically deleted the autopatcher, so I had to re-download it and set an exception.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
Copying this from cuc but Playism updated their poll:

cuc posted:

Playism has added 3 options to the poll.

http://playism-games.com/article/touhou-derivatives-what-would-you-like-to-see

Gensou Shoujo Taisen Scarlet (幻想少女大戦紅 lit. "Fantasy Maiden Wars E") [link]

Touhou no Meikyuu (東方の迷宮 lit. "Labyrinth of Touhou") [link]

Touhou Soujinengi The Genius of Sappheiros (東方蒼神縁起 lit. "Blue God Omen") [link]

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Wow, those are some big name fangames. Also, all very text-heavy from what I understand, so I wonder if they'll even bother to translate it? Or could they just use the fan translations?

It's a bit of a shame they'll all be ignored in order to vote for ULiL though, since I doubt Zun would want that translated either.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
I'm kind of wondering if they were the top three write-in votes. Since, as you say, they're the big name ones.

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010

Playism posted:

幻想少女大戦紅 lit. "Fantasy Maiden Wars E"
That is an extremely generous definition of "literally".

Golden Battler
Sep 6, 2010

~Perfect and Elegant~
Everybody vote for all 3 of those or else I'll :livintrope:

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

Good comments on that playism link

Byakuren Hijiri posted:

REMOVE TAO removetao you are worst hermit. you are the hermit idiot you are the hermit smell. return to china. to our chinese cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the museum….ahahahaha ,crown prince we will never forgeve you. hakurei rascal gently caress but gently caress rear end in a top hat hermit stink tao dokyo dokyo..laozi death best day of my life. take a bath of dead taoist..ahahahahahCROWN PRINCE WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ufo .toyosatomimi no miko we prevent your resurruction ,crown prince return to your precious mouseleum….hahahahaha idiot tao and crown prince smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE TAOIST FROM THE PREMISES. you will get eaten. myouren+hakurei+moriya+youkai=kill taoist…you will dead/ buddha alive in gensokyo, buddha enlighten gensokyo . fast sutra buddha gensokyo. we are nirvana and bhava-agra now hahahaha ha because of buddha… you are ppoor stink tao… you live in a coffin hahahaha, you live in the groun siddharta gautama budda alive numbr one #1 in gensokyo ….gently caress the moriya ,..FUCKk ashol tao no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur teacher and book. buddha aliv and real strong god kill all the hermit farm aminal with sutra magic now we the myouren rule
ape of the zoo laozi fukc the great akuma and lay egg this egg hatch and toyostomimi nomiko wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn go bak to your grave we will crush u lik a skull of pig. myouren greattst temple

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
I'm glad the Iron Sheik found his way to Gensokyo.

Hokuto
Jul 21, 2002


Soiled Meat
I wrote in the Genius of Sappheiros before they updated it, so I'm glad for this.

Justus
Apr 18, 2006

...
What even the gently caress is going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblYnGhv1Qk

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

Justus posted:

What even the gently caress is going on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eblYnGhv1Qk

I didn't know they added Hisoutensoku to Xbox Live.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Justus posted:

What even the gently caress is going on here?

Wow, that's really loud. I'd recommend adding a :nws: tag.

Ryza
Mar 15, 2012

Disco Thunder
Playism added some more games to the list:

Playism posted:

Gensou Ningyou Enbu (幻想人形演舞 lit. "Fantasy Puppet Dance Performance") AKA. Touhou Puppet Dance Performance

MegaMari - Marisa no Yabou (MegaMari - 魔理沙の野望 lit. "Marisa's Ambition")

Touhou Hisoutensoku ~ Choudokyuu Ginyoru no Nazo o Oe (東方非想天則 ~ 超弩級ギニョルの謎を追え lit. "Lacking the Perception of the Natural Laws of the East ~ Chase the Enigma of the Gargantuan Guignol")

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
They've gone totally insane.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

They're just listing games without actually considering whether it's possible to bring them over aren't they.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Gauging interest isn't a bad thing.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world


the komeiji sisters are actually the best touhou characters

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
I'm still super happy that Koishi was playable in Hopeless Masquerade. Her animations were great and it brought on a whole new wave of Koishi-looking-psycho fanart.

And now I can look forward to a lot of pictures of Koishi holding a phone.

cuc
Nov 25, 2013
They haven't gotten tired of updating the poll midway...

quote:

Devil of Decline (東方幻想魔録 lit. "Records of Fantasy Dream") [link]

Tenjou no Tempest (天壌のテンペスト lit. "The Tempest of Heaven and Earth") [link]
As a reminder, the games already available on Playism Japan are Koukishin (Scarlet Curiosity), Takkoman, Tenjou no Tempest, Nightmare of Rebellion, and Marisa's Magic Shop (Strawberry Bose's most recent RPG).

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Volt Catfish posted:

the komeiji sisters are actually the best touhou characters

There's better Touhou characters.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

HellCopter posted:

And now I can look forward to a lot of pictures of Koishi holding a phone.
I bet she sold Sumireko's iPhone on Craiglist.

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

cuc posted:

They haven't gotten tired of updating the poll midway...

As a reminder, the games already available on Playism Japan are Koukishin (Scarlet Curiosity), Takkoman, Tenjou no Tempest, Nightmare of Rebellion, and Marisa's Magic Shop (Strawberry Bose's most recent RPG).
Can I viral this somewhere to get Tempest of Heaven and Earth first?
Although I seriously don't get why they updated the poll like this.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

SyntheticPolygon posted:

There's better Touhou characters.
Reimu, runia, yuyuko

Chalupa Picada
Jan 13, 2009

Mima, Yuuka

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

the one what fires those projectiles

lick it or ticket
Apr 12, 2013

When you want to laugh cry as hard as you can, when you want to cry laugh all you can. When you see rain, just think of it as the world laughing with you, and laugh until you can't anymore.
Dio, Judge Dredd and Spider Jerusalem.

Justus
Apr 18, 2006

...
Goku is the best Touhou you fucks

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lick it or ticket
Apr 12, 2013

When you want to laugh cry as hard as you can, when you want to cry laugh all you can. When you see rain, just think of it as the world laughing with you, and laugh until you can't anymore.
Goku vs. Yukari discuss

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