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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

GD_American posted:

I know perfectly well what it means, I was referring to this + him not doing NFLPA licensing and using exaggeration for humorous effect

but god forbid you don't tediously spell out the intention of a joke anymore lest someone go full spectrum

Settle down Beavis

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Thank god you're exactly this bad elsewhere too, would hate to feel like the college thread got an exclusive

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
This thread is jumping the milkshake duck.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Crescent Wrench posted:

This thread is jumping the milkshake duck.

We can go deeper. What's the over/under on MHJ jumping the milkshake duck?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Milkshake duck no cap


I'm trying, I'm sorry.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Shinjobi posted:

Milkshake duck no cap


I'm trying, I'm sorry.

A very mid effort

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Illegal Hen
Fr fr

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Does Milkshake duck have enough skibidi rizz for Roblox?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003





Chiefs were probably close to last a year ago

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I'd rather have the Ram's receivers than the Chief's tho

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I mean I don't know what to make of that stat since I think I'd rather have 3 of the 4 of the lowest ones over the 3 of the 4 top ones.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Illegal Hen
My :v: reading of it was who could do the most sit-ups in a minute.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

kiimo posted:





Chiefs were probably close to last a year ago

Praise you awful graphic Vishnu for saving us from zoomer dad chat

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Chart clearly shows that speed isn't everything.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Kalli posted:

Yeah, I mean I don't know what to make of that stat since I think I'd rather have 3 of the 4 of the lowest ones over the 3 of the 4 top ones.

The Patriots are on the good side of one single chart for once (better than the Rams AND Bears! lol, lmao), let's just roll with it

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 05:24 on May 20, 2024

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

kiimo posted:





Chiefs were probably close to last a year ago

Where do the Chiefs end up if you remove march 30th from Rice's stats?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Can't believe the Bears invested so much in that slow rear end receiver room. Need to bench a couple of those bums so Tyler Scott and Velus Jones can bump up our average 40 time

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Fat Jesus posted:

Chart clearly shows that speed isn't everything.

Certainly a single combine measurement from 5+ years ago in some guys' cases isn't everything.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Is DHB still available to boost a team’s ranking

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

That chart going left to right instead of ordering in columns is badly triggering me on this fine Monday morning.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Should've been a pie chart

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


3d line graph, one dimension for each receiver.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Need more advanced analytics like PFF going.

Y Axis average of top 3 40 time
X axis number of mcnuggets consumed each week.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
That chart is a loving milkshake duck

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Hizawk posted:

Need more advanced analytics like PFF going.

Y Axis average of top 3 40 time
X axis number of mcnuggets consumed each week.

It turns out the most dominant wide receiver is...

...Donald Trump!?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mega64 posted:

Should've been a pie chart

Should've been an email

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
That chart is in the best shape of its life

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



Diva Cupcake posted:

That chart going left to right instead of ordering in columns is badly triggering me on this fine Monday morning.

Yeah, I feel like a Palm Beach county resident trying to vote for Al Gore.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Illegal Hen

Black Lighter posted:

That chart is in the best shape of its life

Mega64 posted:

Should've been a pie chart

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Pro days are propaganda. The list is lies.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Top 25 under 25 because nothing matters: https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-ranking-top-25-players-under-25-2024-nfl-season-sauce-gardner-cj-stroud

quote:

  1. T Penei Sewell, Detroit Lions
  2. CB Sauce Gardner, New York Jets
  3. QB Trevor Lawrence, Jacksonville Jaguars
  4. WR Ja’Marr Chase, Cincinnati Bengals
  5. S Kyle Hamilton, Baltimore Ravens
  6. EDGE Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit Lions
  7. QB C.J. Stroud, Houston Texans
  8. QB Brock Purdy, San Francisco 49ers
  9. WR Garrett Wilson, New York Jets
  10. CB Trent McDuffie, Kansas City Chiefs
  11. WR Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit Lions
  12. WR Puka Nacua, Los Angeles Rams
  13. CB Pat Surtain II, Denver Broncos
  14. EDGE Will Anderson Jr., Houston Texans
  15. OL Tyler Smith, Dallas Cowboys
  16. RB Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Falcons
  17. S Jevon Holland, Miami Dolphins
  18. EDGE Greg Rousseau, Buffalo Bills
  19. TE Sam LaPorta, Detroit Lions
  20. C Tyler Linderbaum, Baltimore Ravens
  21. RB Jahmyr Gibbs, Detroit Lions
  22. DI Jalen Carter, Philadelphia Eagles
  23. CB Derek Stingley Jr., Houston Texans
  24. WR Chris Olave, New Orleans Saints
  25. TE Kyle Pitts, Atlanta Falcons

5: Lions
3: Texans
2: Jets, Falcons, Ravens
1: Jaguars, Bengals, 49ers, Chiefs, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, Dolphins, Bills, Eagles, Saints

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

SKULL.GIF posted:

Top 25 under 25 because nothing matters: https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-ranking-top-25-players-under-25-2024-nfl-season-sauce-gardner-cj-stroud

5: Lions
3: Texans
2: Jets, Falcons, Ravens
1: Jaguars, Bengals, 49ers, Chiefs, Rams, Broncos, Cowboys, Dolphins, Bills, Eagles, Saints
LMAO at Trevor Lawrence being ranked ahead of CJ Stroud and Brock Purdy.
Also, Rousseau is good and all, but he's not really a game-changer. Are there just not that many impactful players under 25 or something?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
No J Phillips is pretty funny. One of the best young players at a premium premium position but nope let’s rank the dude with 600 yards ahead of him lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kurgarra Queen posted:

LMAO at Trevor Lawrence being ranked ahead of CJ Stroud and Brock Purdy.
Also, Rousseau is good and all, but he's not really a game-changer. Are there just not that many impactful players under 25 or something?

Even by PFF's own metrics Stroud was better then Lawrence last year.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm assuming players like Stroud and LaPorta get dinged just because they've only had one season's worth of tape.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Breece Hall erasure.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Kalli posted:

Even by PFF's own metrics Stroud was better then Lawrence last year.

Lmao

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
George Karlaftis

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Lawrence still seems to be coasting on his pre-draft generational talent label. He is not bad, but he has been pretty average in the NFL, like ~ QB15. Maybe that is due to going to the Jags, but that is all I have to go by now.

Pain of Mind fucked around with this message at 16:56 on May 20, 2024

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kalli posted:

Even by PFF's own metrics Stroud was better then Lawrence last year.
Yeah TLaw being ahead of Stroud is a bad joke, and I'm (unfortunately) a Jaguars fan.

Big Jeff.

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