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AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Please don't post spoilers for the upcoming 4.0 build.

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mp5
Jan 1, 2005

Stroke of luck!

Two thousand new posts, did something actually release or

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

mp5 posted:

Two thousand new posts, did something actually release or

Chris took out a loan to tide him over until they could receive a tax credit of $5 million in a few months, and had to put the entire operation in hock as collateral to get it.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Quavers posted:

Have we got a book running on which wacko /r/ds citizen will get banned from :reddit: next? My money's on gremlich

My money's on this one:

https://www.reddit.com/user/Angry_Pacifist

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

He seems really salty about Europe for some reason.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Kosumo posted:

That's so funny looking back on it now after the Mae Demming reveal - also, was this before or after they had fessed up to being married?

Her acting is great "Put your hands on your head!" she puts her hands behind her back ..... great acting.

Also backer money for Chris cult leader costume .... truly the best crowdfunded game ever!

Why were they hiding their marriage?

Incitatus fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Jul 3, 2017

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



CrazyTolradi posted:

He seems really salty about Europe for some reason.

Well thanks to Angry Pacifist I've learned that the Escapist is run by ISIS.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Incitatus posted:

Sandi looking angry.

*picture*

Yeah, I don't want to be *that guy* but, uh, maybe we don't need to be posting this sort of thing.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

quote:

tickler_n_black
04-13-2004, 06:31 PM
hi, i just got off the telephone with our newest model Mae Demming, and she has agreed to let the Tickler In Black (me) tickle her senseless for about 15 minutes. i don't have to stop unless she can't breathe. i'll have her sign an agreement beforehand giving me full control of how agressive the tickling will be.

anyway, that's good news huh?

so... any suggestions for me? (i can't promise i'll have time to do them all, but...)

Did MoMA write this ironclad ToS?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Yeah, I don't want to be *that guy* but, uh, maybe we don't need to be posting this sort of thing.

Done and done.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Oh boy did we have to go back to this again?

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5AoT6IMtGE

He's talking about Star Citizen, let's hope the comments section goes nuts.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

How to spot a retard: anime avatar

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer


#iamapeople

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


just when the thread was good, it got bad again

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

Ayn Marx posted:

How to spot a retard: anime avatar

haha, truth.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

RagnarokZ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5AoT6IMtGE

He's talking about Star Citizen, let's hope the comments section goes nuts.

Jingles is in for $1400,

I shook his hand and got a baseball cap signed by him at Tankfest, ffs lol. :)

Video is good though :)

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Jul 3, 2017

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
Oh, what happened to the OP? I've just noticed that it's been replaced by that admittedly funny gif...

RagnarokZ posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5AoT6IMtGE

He's talking about Star Citizen, let's hope the comments section goes nuts.
5 years* and still in alpha. Pre. alpha.

*it's not 5 years. They are working on the arguable same tech demo since 2011, even though the "scope" changed to shittier in 2013 or something.

Nanako the Narc
Sep 6, 2011

his nibs posted:



#iamapeople

It's like how reviled goons are by other players in Eve because they don't play Eve 'their way' and then goons laugh at how much these people invest in the game and hate goonswarm for what they do.

Only there's no game and any criticism taken is instantly seen as the work of 'Derek Smart and the Goons'. They really do just own themselves.

In other news I recently bought Nier Automata and , performance notwithstanding, it's pretty excellent. Also, I was able to download and play the full game on the same day I bought it, crazy, eh?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Sabreseven posted:

Jingles is in for $1400,

I shook his hand and got a baseball cap signed by him at Tankfest, ffs lol. :)

Video is good though :)

Wtf is a Jingles, and why would anyone want anything signed by it?

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Sunswipe posted:

Wtf is a Jingles, and why would anyone want anything signed by it?

A Jingles is a pseudo celebrity, most pseudoally famous for his excellent World of Warships, World of Tanks and military museum youtube videos. :)

Not a real celeb or anything, but a darn nice fellow none the less and was well worth bumping into him while he was milling around the trade stalls. :)

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Latin Pheonix posted:

It's like how reviled goons are by other players in Eve because they don't play Eve 'their way' and then goons laugh at how much these people invest in the game and hate goonswarm for what they do.

Only there's no game and any criticism taken is instantly seen as the work of 'Derek Smart and the Goons'. They really do just own themselves.

In other news I recently bought Nier Automata and , performance notwithstanding, it's pretty excellent. Also, I was able to download and play the full game on the same day I bought it, crazy, eh?

get the FAR fan patch. It solves pretty much every performance issue

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:


Buh!? I've not seen this slide before.

Adding to the tracker:
  • 3.0 - Diverse NPC actions
  • 3.0 - Day and night cycles
  • 3.0 - Increased mission complexity
  • 3.0 - Economy driven missions

J.patch is going to be the best :allears:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Virtual Captain posted:



Buh!? I've not seen this slide before.

Adding to the tracker:
  • 3.0 - Diverse NPC actions
  • 3.0 - Day and night cycles
  • 3.0 - Increased mission complexity
  • 3.0 - Economy driven missions

J.patch is going to be the best :allears:


AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

AbstractNapper posted:

Please don't post spoilers for the upcoming 4.0 build.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haLfv2odqI&t=27s

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

For a game that's in space, why does it need a day/night cycle? There's nothing planetside yet to even care about that for, do they mean NPC scripts based around the time?

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Mission 1.0, as in there is like one mission for you to do and involves grabby hands and a tiny box

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/881617156445569024

Not making fun of Lesnick for once, just enjoying that even back in the early days, the ships in Croberts' games had no discernable front.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Intakes on a space ship again

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

It's for the space air to cool the space engines.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

CrazyTolradi posted:

It's for the space air to cool the space engines.

Hydrogen scoops.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Shouldn't the scoops have some sort of cleaning brushes, so that no hydrogen sticks to the pipelines?

Oh, for gently caress's sake.

Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


I'm the abusive space-husband that beats and neglects his connie.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

no_recall posted:

How do things like this even happen?

The gravity goo pipes at Port Olisar are leaking again.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

How many goons do we have going to citcon this year? I know Derek and his inner circle are going, but is anyone else?

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

kilus aof posted:

The gravity goo pipes at Port Olisar are leaking again.

Yes, and the mop-cap was delayed.

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.
Their motion capture is really coming along well.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Has anyone said "gravity poo" yet?

Not a Ben joke!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

This Matt Forney guy knows what's up.

http://www.reaxxion.com/1640/the-great-star-citizen-swindle-and-the-failure-of-crowdfunding

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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
Will Derek get Crobbler's autograph at CitCon?

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