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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



https://twitter.com/LamarMK/status/1789657868334948733

Elon... it's time to send in the hardcore streetfighters to fight this Lemon Law abuse.

justice@tesla.com

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Guy's crying about high voltage errors and is ready to sue... sounds like a salt & battery issue iykwim.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
yeah theyre salty alright

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
love the car in sickness and in heath

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

sorry, the system cannot play netflix at this time. error code: epic_fail

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Not loving the car voids the warranty.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Adam Carolla still has a show?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Not loving the car voids the warranty.

as does loving the car too much

the in-cabin cameras monitor occupants for inappropriate car love levels, which affects insurance premiums

Gnomocide
Oct 9, 2012
Can anyone help me find the video where X claimed social media would have prevented the holocaust? My friend doesn't believe it happened, and it's somehow impossible for me to use search engines to find it

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Gnomocide posted:

Can anyone help me find the video where X claimed social media would have prevented the holocaust? My friend doesn't believe it happened, and it's somehow impossible for me to use search engines to find it

It was Elon Musk when he was visiting Auschwitz.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/could-social-media-have-stopped-the-holocaust-scholars-doubt-elon-musks-theory/

quote:

Could social media have stopped the Holocaust? Scholars doubt Elon Musk’s theory

Visiting the Auschwitz death camp, the billionaire said the genocide could have been mitigated if only his platform X had been around 80 years ago. Academics beg to differ

KRAKOW, Poland (JTA) — Gavriel Rosenfeld, president of the Center for Jewish History in New York City, specializes in Nazi Germany and counterfactual history — or the study of what might have happened, but didn’t.

So when Elon Musk claimed this week that the Holocaust could have been mitigated if only X, his social media platform, had existed at the time, Rosenfeld took notice.

He said Musk’s comments stood out as a textbook example of a “fantasy scenario in which history turns out better thanks to an alteration of some key variable — in this case, transporting present-day technology into the past.” Such arguments are called “Connecticut Yankee counterfactuals,” he said, in homage to the 1889 Mark Twain novel in which a contemporary man is transported to England during the reign of King Arthur.

Nenonen has issued a correction as of 18:56 on May 12, 2024

Gnomocide
Oct 9, 2012
Yeah but the actual promotional video itself seems nowhere to be found, wtf

edit: the above image is my background screen since it happened; still my favorite musk thing so far

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
here u go op

https://x.com/Nehemia_GA/status/1749496369180451305

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Gnomocide posted:

Yeah but the actual promotional video itself seems nowhere to be found, wtf

edit: the above image is my background screen since it happened; still my favorite musk thing so far

You look at that picture every day?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


you don't?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://x.com/jeffgrubb/status/1789534417020469283?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

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Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

They're calling him Agreeable Max now. Because of woke.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

the funniest part about this is that you can't read any comments without an account so it looks like the guy is complaining about the trailer i didn't watch

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Gnomocide posted:

Yeah but the actual promotional video itself seems nowhere to be found, wtf

edit: the above image is my background screen since it happened; still my favorite musk thing so far

you use a picture of elon musk and x, the support animal, posing at auschwitz as your background?

are you the same guy that runs the weird ai generated elon babies x account?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Imagine being so internet poisoned you thought Fury Road was a bad film

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
"if a girl is the hero it means my peepee is small"

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I find that someone disliking Fury Road is an excellent litmus test for detecting terrible people.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


LMAO at ben Shapiro's shoulder pads. not fooling anyone tinyboy

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
One weird trick to make yourself into a bear of a man.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
paddington bear

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

If X, the everything app, existed today it could have prevented the Palestinian genocide.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1789491497127006255?t=v4mXXH-9WZ-ubJkYg1C2cw&s=19

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005


lol

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

The Saddest Rhino posted:

He's apparently a guy with a very similar voice but he doesn't share musk's awful stutter

that’s because when musk is talking as musk, he’s using bloodbaes deep voice “trick” and is constantly having to remind himself to keep it going

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


is this the truck that cut the insanely deep gash in that idiot’s leg?? please tell me it’s gained sentience like in Christine, and painted this on itself with the blood

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.


That's a warranty voidin'

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

No porn on Twitter and no vandalizing the Cybertruck imo

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Is it vandalism or is it custom paint job? Maybe the intended audience is you and me.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

withak posted:

Is it vandalism or is it custom paint job? Maybe the intended audience is you and me.

Very true. He could be telling passerbys what he thinks of people who judge him.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari


extremely rude. his children have to see this every 2nd weekend

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1789393397523915023?t=n5ulYcdRgOAjwMAYMfE4Kg&s=19

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
you may not like it but his humor is advancing

Gnomocide
Oct 9, 2012

Beeftweeter posted:

you use a picture of elon musk and x, the support animal, posing at auschwitz as your background?

are you the same guy that runs the weird ai generated elon babies x account?

Lol no, I don't have a twitter account, never did. I just find elon musk's retarded antics to be funny. Like donald trump, shits hillarious and awful: welcome to Something Awful and modern poo poo times, gnome lover guy. Also I'm from Denmark and maybe less delicate about my lols than, say, americans? Who knows, who cares (pre-edit: maybe mods do, actually)

Finally (and this correction may cost me another probe), I must make clear: the picture is my laptop background, not my phone background (obviously, given the aspect ratio of the image)

:denmark: :goonsay:

Gnomocide has issued a correction as of 12:25 on May 13, 2024

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case



5 golden man babies goon sir

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