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zone
Dec 6, 2016


There are no losses! Because we were told there were no losses. :dumb:

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Laotians what

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Alan Smithee posted:

Laotians what

It's one of their memes. They claim to be talking about Laos to hide (poorly) the fact they're talking about Russia so the authorities don't take offense.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
what air defense doing

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
What do they mean by 'crests'?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Laos is getting their asses kicked in minecraft

Jippa posted:

What do they mean by 'crests'?

the H word

apparently that's how it's literally machine translated

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

But enough about the heir to the throne

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Jippa posted:

What do they mean by 'crests'?

It's a slur based on an old Ukranian haircut that was kind of a long mohawk kind of deal.

Alan Smithee posted:



sex arse embargo gonna hit Russia hard

Ralphie Cipereto flirting with Janice Soprano.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
russian linda tripp writing her latest poli erotica

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Oh I see, thanks.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Disco Pope posted:

It's a slur based on an old Ukranian haircut that was kind of a long mohawk kind of deal.

I like that the other name for the hair style is "chub"

Buncha dude in The Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks sportin' chubs.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1790732532234784874
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg6761ggxz1o

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
What a poo poo show

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
he must have said "Handlova Slovakia to Russia"

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

:dukedog:

Burns
May 10, 2008

He mustve eaten something that disagreed with him.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

zone posted:

It's one of their memes. They claim to be talking about Laos to hide (poorly) the fact they're talking about Russia so the authorities don't take offense.

So, like "in Minecraft?"

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Dude thinks he's Franz Ferdinand

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Wheany posted:

So, like "in Minecraft?"

Yeah that's basically it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
A man held up a sign saying "the shithole country is bad at war!" and was arrested by Russian police
"But I was talking about Laos!" he pleaded

"you can't fool us, we know what the shithole country is!"

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Sounds really laosy, OP :ocelot: :grin:

zone
Dec 6, 2016


And already vatniks are trying to use this incident for their benefit. Not that it matters much.

zone
Dec 6, 2016


According to this telegram post a fuel warehouse and 3 Mig-27s, not Su-27s, were lost, in addition to the previously mentioned damage.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




Huh, is ATASMS a typo? Or just something I am ignorant of?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Commodore_64 posted:

Huh, is ATASMS a typo? Or just something I am ignorant of?

quote:

The definition of CCCP is as the abbreviation for the full name of the Soviet Union in Russian (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics)

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
lmao still not allowed to pay for stuff in Ruble

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Also lol that Indians not excited to accept Rupees I bet

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Commodore_64 posted:

Huh, is ATASMS a typo? Or just something I am ignorant of?

The translating computer machine, much like Russian air defence, gets bamboozled by "ATACMS".

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

zone posted:


According to this telegram post a fuel warehouse and 3 Mig-27s, not Su-27s, were lost, in addition to the previously mentioned damage.

Russia phased out the MiG-27 in the 90's. That's a typo, they mean Su-27s.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
does Russia ever really phase anything out

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Alan Smithee posted:

does Russia ever really phase anything out

democracy, I guess

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Alan Smithee posted:

does Russia ever really phase anything out

Its best-trained guys and newest equipment got phased out pretty quick.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

does Russia ever really phase anything out

LGBTQ

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/blyskavka_ua/status/1790782719770730936

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
If Russia sent my country trains full of weapons and ammo, and my country was irritatingly close to Russia, I would have my army guys use the weapons and ammo and trains to go into Russia and make some of it my country instead. Russia is busy trying a genocide against Ukraine again and really no body would give a poo poo if Russia got invaded today. How far away are those Tetris towers from Belarus? Seems like it could be a nice tourist spot for Belarus, not sure what they have now but it's not Tetris famous whatever it is.

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

Khanstant posted:

If Russia sent my country trains full of weapons and ammo, and my country was irritatingly close to Russia, I would have my army guys use the weapons and ammo and trains to go into Russia and make some of it my country instead. Russia is busy trying a genocide against Ukraine again and really no body would give a poo poo if Russia got invaded today. How far away are those Tetris towers from Belarus? Seems like it could be a nice tourist spot for Belarus, not sure what they have now but it's not Tetris famous whatever it is.

Flip a couple switches and move a few signs and whoops, train redirected to the Ukrainian border, must have been those wily saboteurs from the HUR again! Certainly wasn't anyone in my government giving them a call to show up at the border with a bunch of empty trucks, Vlad!

all of the sabotage, none of the blame, less risky than having your army take a little field trip; and maybe you can rebuild your rep with Western Europe a bit at the same time

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

zone posted:


And already vatniks are trying to use this incident for their benefit. Not that it matters much.

it was a apparently a journalist who shot him, but everyone kind of hates fico, even his supporters.

sadly, i think fico will make it through.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

NoiseAnnoys posted:

it was a apparently a journalist who shot him
where did you get this? it was some 70 years old security guard and amateur writer

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Dwesa posted:

where did you get this? it was some 70 years old security guard and amateur writer

seznamzpravy was where i saw it, but it was the liveblog so not super accurate.

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