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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
pee pee doo doo

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Feminasty Slut posted:

Please tell me this means god is about to smite some bible belt shithole with a tornado.

i lust for protestant death

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


Chaffetz isn't even the most despised person in the house though

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i love america
its always been a big crazy insane show
its just yall are realizing it now

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Feminasty Slut posted:

Please tell me this means god is about to smite some bible belt shithole with a tornado.

this is wy trump one

Serf
May 5, 2011



this would be the most boring thing imaginable

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Baloogan posted:

i love america
its always been a big crazy insane show
its just yall are realizing it now

this actually

psychotic politics is as american as apple pie and imo is frequently actually an asset

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Baloogan posted:

i love america
its always been a big crazy insane show
its just yall are realizing it now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9CjBtv7j78

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Fojar38 posted:

he is a bad president

i agree

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
country founded by hyper masons
feasted upon every culture on the planet
utterly incomprehensible

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Feminasty Slut posted:

Please tell me this means god is about to smite some bible belt shithole with a tornado.

We've had tornadoes throughout February already.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Feminasty Slut posted:

Please tell me this means god is about to smite some bible belt shithole with a tornado.

TRUMP(47): Avocado for weather.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
American history makes sense when you realize that pre-Prohibition everyone was drunk all the time. Over two gallons of straight 100% alcohol drank every year for every man woman and child.

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?

No loving way Heidi goes, right? How could anyone have so little self-respect?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

The_Raven posted:

No loving way Heidi goes, right? How could anyone have so little self-respect?

well

she married Ted Cruz

so

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

zegermans posted:

We've had tornadoes throughout February already.

Blood tornados?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The_Raven posted:

No loving way Heidi goes, right? How could anyone have so little self-respect?

Have you seen who she married?

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The_Raven posted:

No loving way Heidi goes, right? How could anyone have so little self-respect?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
i am completely convinced cruz will buckle

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Citizen Tayne posted:

American history makes sense when you realize that pre-Prohibition everyone was drunk all the time. Over two gallons of straight 100% alcohol drank every year for every man woman and child.

i've always said MADD ruined america

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

loquacius posted:

Yinlock can I just say I really appreciate when your av syncs up with my work music

what is love

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

DrPlump posted:

Trump claimed all the good policies first.

"but she was a great candidate" screams the hillaryman as he transforms into a corncob

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fojar38 posted:

this actually

psychotic politics is as american as apple pie and imo is frequently actually an asset

ya, exactly

america has never made sense

in a thousand years some space libertarian homeschooling his clones while mining the asteroid belt will skip teaching this era because it literally makes no sense

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


CUCK!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Oh Jesus.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-M_m1I1uKU

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



donny is gonna make ted believe that he'll be next in line for the scotus if he does some embarrassing poo poo for him then nominate someone else

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Office Pig posted:

i am completely convinced cruz will buckle

cruz will absolutely buckle

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Baloogan posted:

ya, exactly

america has never made sense

in a thousand years some space libertarian homeschooling his clones while mining the asteroid belt will skip teaching this era because it literally makes no sense

somone link me to a wikipedia page of a powerful culture that disappeared because it was just too dumb to exist tia

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

im glad john "fart" mccain isn't even pretending he's not going to vote party line this time around

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The_Raven posted:

No loving way Heidi goes, right? How could anyone have so little self-respect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3X61zDcu4s

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

cruz is a bitchmade fuckface piece of poo poo

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
iirc the adams campaign accused thomas jefferson of being an atheist coward who hosed french prostitutes

this was in 1796

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
release the hooker-tape jefferson

atomic johnson
Dec 7, 2000

peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes

Fojar38 posted:

he is a bad president

Same

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

jarofpiss posted:

somone link me to a wikipedia page of a powerful culture that disappeared because it was just too dumb to exist tia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Fojar38 posted:

iirc the adams campaign accused thomas jefferson of being an atheist coward who hosed french prostitutes

this was in 1796

Ben Franklin: "That's my Jefferson!"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


:perfect:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

jarofpiss posted:

somone link me to a wikipedia page of a powerful culture that disappeared because it was just too dumb to exist tia

https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2072

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



spicy time

lets see how angry he makes me today

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