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playing worms armageddon with my chosen team of worms
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Squashy Nipples posted:Nothing in this article shocked me because of Richard. Can't figure out how to take a shower but think they should own Kim Kardashian's house at age 25.
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May 20, 2024 05:26
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:can't fathom a guy or person who just doesn't care. My opinion, that I have stated over and over, is that Richard has a mental illness and very low social awareness, if any. Take away the hygiene for a minute and just think of all the other stuff he does because "its myyyy favvvvvorite" 1- Blasts horror and Halloween sound effects on the quiet train at 5am 2- Wants to get tucked in by elves and would be disappointed if they "werent real" 3- Wont shower around Halloween so his favvvvvvorite pumpkin scented body spray doesnt wear off 4- Pisses and vomits on a plane because he gets so drunk he cant avoid it 5- Walks around a plane in his socks then uses the bathroom to jack off and get his socks soaking with airplane bathroom fluids.....then keeps those same socks on all weekend. I could go on and on.
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You have a kid with someone and you never noticed they don't brush their teeth or shower? Please. edit: wtf happened to my formatting?
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May 20, 2024 18:56
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I want to be cleaner, and can't fathom a guy or person who just doesn't care. Richard, we want you to be cleannnnn Wash that man's rear!
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May 20, 2024 20:07
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Is there a smell? I'm too far.
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May 20, 2024 20:34
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May 20, 2024 21:25
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May 21, 2024 03:16
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article posted:One woman, who found three different brown stains after her boyfriend sat on her sheets and towels, wondered, “How do I talk to him about this without embarrassing him?” Someone literally gets their fecal matter on YOUR THINGS, and your first instinct is to make sure his feelings aren't hurt IF you say something?  As a heterosexual single woman, this kind of poo poo (pun mildly intended) makes me think I'll be single forever.
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May 21, 2024 03:41
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Some of the guys I work with make fun of me for showering twice a day. I don't drink coffee so my morning shower is my "coffee" and then when I get home after work. Weekends, I usually only do it once, unless I get dirty working on my car or something.
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May 21, 2024 15:04
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Bots on Facebook and Reddit have convinced everyone that all vaccines are bullshit so I guess next they'll say washing your rear end causes cancer and the AIDS. My father-in-law was born in the 30s and he only took a bath once a week, like he's in a mining town or some poo poo. I don't know if he always did this but he lived alone for the last 15 years of his life. He didn't smell or look dirty, but geez. He'd stay here a few days and I'd offer him the tub or the walk in shower, but no. it was hard not to think about a 90 year old man in my house who has not washed in 3 days. He was bad with food, like he'd just scrape off the mold or rotten parts and eat the rest. He had casseroles for months in his fridge. But they guy dressed and looked like a million bucks.
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May 21, 2024 15:12
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Ether Frenzy posted:Also, no "Major Dad" rememberers here?? I'm old, I was in the USMC when they made Major Dad. I remember that it was a surprisingly accurate show.
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May 21, 2024 15:54
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You folks are making me feel young in here. I remember watching Major Dad as a little kid but I didn't even remember that guy playing the lead.
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May 21, 2024 16:50
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YeahTubaMike posted:Someone literally gets their fecal matter on YOUR THINGS, and your first instinct is to make sure his feelings aren't hurt IF you say something? I've joked for years that there is a certain type of Dude out there that can be easily convinced to stop wiping his rear end if another man told him enough times that wiping your rear end is gay
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May 21, 2024 17:21
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beep by grandpa posted:I've joked for years that there is a certain type of Dude out there that can be easily convinced to stop wiping his rear end if another man told him enough times that wiping your rear end is gay Just like other dudes get convinced that if you get a vasectomy you're gay and your load changes. These people posting on socials having parties to say goodbye to the little swimmers, is some of the weakest behaviour I've ever seen. You can tell they are giant man children and I feel sorry for the wife. I feel even more sorry for the men that force their spouse to spend 2 day in the hospital so Bill at the machine shop doesn't call me the F word.
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May 21, 2024 17:47
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Lifespan posted:You folks are making me feel young in here. I remember watching Major Dad as a little kid but I didn't even remember that guy playing the lead. Oh, don't get me wrong, I was something like 7-8 years old, but I have IMDB-brain, according to my wife, and I'll point out actors who are from things I've never seen but somewhat know about. I've always kind of had it, and when I actually saw IMDB for the first time, I was absolutely captivated. I don't recall actually watching a full episode of the show. Also, based on the sadly accurate posts on this page, I'm assuming that Andrew Tate smells horrible, like a mix between a corpse and utter moral decay. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 23:38 on May 21, 2024 |
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May 21, 2024 23:35
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YeahTubaMike posted:Someone literally gets their fecal matter on YOUR THINGS, and your first instinct is to make sure his feelings aren't hurt IF you say something? You should make a couple phone calls and get “Certified Wiper” as a category on Match.com
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May 22, 2024 01:41
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I'm just puzzled what sort of woman is having sex with these loving vile shitasses.
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May 22, 2024 01:46
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Ether Frenzy posted:I'm just puzzled what sort of woman is having sex with these loving vile shitasses. The kind of women whose bathrooms look like a slaughterhouse because of all the ladytime blood.
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May 22, 2024 01:51
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Just saw a video of someone asking what the most unattractive first name is, and I have to give it to "Larvis", thanks to this thread and the show (he was a swap-shop caller, forever ago). Nothing will compete with Larvis, in my eyes.
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May 22, 2024 11:54
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What about ayedinn?
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May 22, 2024 13:00
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wesleywillis posted:What about ayedinn? That name puts me in a very quick but familiar thought process. "That name is stupid. It looks just made up. Like all names. All names are made up. It's fine." Larvis falls into that category, but it also falls into the category of reminding me of flies hatching from maggots.
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May 22, 2024 14:09
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Just saw a video of someone asking what the most unattractive first name is, and I have to give it to "Larvis", thanks to this thread and the show (he was a swap-shop caller, forever ago). Richard
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May 22, 2024 14:33
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Cessna posted:I'm old, I was in the USMC when they made Major Dad. I was surprised when I found out Jim Nabors was gay. What does the USMC think about that?
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May 22, 2024 16:33
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Squashy Nipples posted:What does the USMC think about that? Don't Ask, Don't Tell. He sang a song at every opening of the Indy 500 for decades. That's Indiana for those that don't know. Like where Mike Pence was governor. just sayin' People always kinda knew, but he never talked about it so it never went any further. You're talking about at time when people thought Liberace was straight. The 80s were funny because I remember thinking Boy George, George Michael, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, even Elton John were just "British" not "gay". lol Thank god I don't live in podunk anymore. I think the most satisfying coming out ever was Rob Halford, lead singer of Judas Priest. So many redneck metalheads questioning their entire outlook just from that alone. For me, I figured it out when Rob wore the same outfits onstage as the folks in the Blue Oyster bar in the Police Academy movies.
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May 22, 2024 16:49
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Someone I learned was gay from the show itself: Raymond Burr.
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Someone I learned from the show who turned out to be gay: High Pitch Mike. I was never really convinced that when he went to Disney World during Gay week it was just a coincidence.
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May 22, 2024 19:40
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I agree. I think it was a coincidence too but it definitely seemed questionable given that he was so closeted and might have wanted to experience something like that without anyone knowing. Pretty sure that even once he came out he stuck with the story that he didn't have any idea until he was actually there.
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May 22, 2024 19:43
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I remember when George came out and my first thought was that I need to get to a radio right away and turn on Howard.
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May 22, 2024 19:58
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:That name puts me in a very quick but familiar thought process. The farm hand in Charlotte's web was named Lurvy. Never seen either of those names in real life. I wonder if they're some of those old names that you used to see all the time but nobody uses them any more. Like jedediah, jebediah, and Hezekiah etc.... or maybe only Amish people still use them.
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wesleywillis posted:The farm hand in Charlotte's web was named Lurvy. Never seen either of those names in real life. I wonder if they're some of those old names that you used to see all the time but nobody uses them any more. Like jedediah, jebediah, and Hezekiah etc.... or maybe only Amish people still use them. Fundie parents still love those terrible bible names.
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Squashy Nipples posted:I was surprised when I found out Jim Nabors was gay. What does the USMC think about that? Even when I was in that show was ancient. No one cared. Edit: To elaborate a bit, I was in during the time when "don't ask, don't tell" was first brought in. Even though now that policy is clearly bullshit, it's worth remembering that it was better than what came before it, which was "if we find out you're gay we'll throw you out." How was this all handled? It entirely depended on the unit you were in, just like everything else. Some units had rear end in a top hat higher-ups who would go after gay people, both before and after DADT. Other units genuinely didn't care one way or another; as long as you weren't loving on the Colonel's desk they didn't worry about what you or who you were doing in your off time. (As long as they're consenting adults, obviously) Were there homophobes in the USMC? Yes, there are jackasses everywhere. But most Marines - even when I was in - simply did not care. And even in bad commands if you were gay people would cover for you/not out you. Cessna fucked around with this message at 22:58 on May 22, 2024 |
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Does Howard still like Train? https://www.wpxi.com/news/trending/charlie-colin-train-founding-member-bassist-dies-58/34JPKDPOAVHM3O7EURURZ5XLQE/
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Bonzo posted:Does Howard still like Train? Unless it was Pat whats his name, then Howard wont care.
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May 23, 2024 13:32
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I thought Howard explicitly pushed Train because he was paid to do so.
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Remulak posted:I thought Howard explicitly pushed Train because he was paid to do so. You'd like to think that his horrible taste in music is justified by being paid to express said preferences, but alas, no.
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May 23, 2024 17:35
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Train's music sucks, but their Led Zeppelin covers were pretty good.
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Musk you lay cher
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Chuck Zito was at the Trump trial the other day.
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Bonzo posted:Chuck Zito was at the Trump trial the other day. In support, I assume?
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