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NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Thumposaurus posted:

I'd want to take it and put the cladding like other test cars and see how many blogs start running with new mini pickup spotted in the wild.



Haha I get people doing double takes in traffic all the time. The best is when I'm getting passed on the freeway and the driver is craning their head over to look at the front end.

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



coupedeville posted:

You know what goons say about the terrible car stuff coming from within the thread?

Mistakes have been made. Please send mental health professionals because I've made a terrible decision.



Indeed. Good luck and godspeed.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



This got posted in the car group discord I belong to. She (the one who took the picture) calls it "The Specimen"


It seems to be an Olds Alero. No idea on the front end though.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 24, 2021

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Drift missile build.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Drift missile build.

Too many intact panels

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

AFewBricksShy posted:

This got posted in the car group discord I belong to. She calls it "The Specimen"


It seems to be an Olds Alero. No idea on the front end though.

EVO 10 maybe? Jeeez, there's so much wrong with that build I dont know where to start


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Drift missile build.

Well it'll be a missle allright. Into a wall

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Humphreys posted:

Too many intact panels

Give it a minute.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



I think that monstrosity is actually maybe an Aurora instead? And the front end looks almost R34 Skyline-ish but the piece covering the inter part of the headlights is :confuoot: .

The rear tire situation is also beyond my ability to fathom.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
We're there 4 door Aleros?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm thinking Buick Regal.
If its an Olds, then maybe the Intrigue?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

I'm thinking Buick Regal.
If its an Olds, then maybe the Intrigue?

I think Century.
Look at the door trim, I think this matches up.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Century is what I immediately went to as well.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

It is a minor improvement then

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It needs obnoxious sideskirts and fuckoff big wing.

Left Ventricle
Feb 24, 2006

Right aorta

AFewBricksShy posted:

This got posted in the car group discord I belong to. She calls it "The Specimen"


It seems to be an Olds Alero. No idea on the front end though.

Regal.

AFewBricksShy posted:

I think Century.
Look at the door trim, I think this matches up.


slidebite posted:

Century is what I immediately went to as well.

I love you guys.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Applebees Appetizer posted:

I did not know this, you gotta be kidding me

Wtf GM

They didn't learn from the Vega.


Heh. I laughed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


AFewBricksShy posted:

This got posted in the car group discord I belong to. She (the one who took the picture) calls it "The Specimen"


It seems to be an Olds Alero. No idea on the front end though.

I like it, It almost has an R34 Skyline quality to it.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Powershift posted:

I like it, It almost has an R34 Skyline quality to it.

Maybe, if it's like when you translate a sentence from English to another language and back to English and repeat that about 4 times, then read that result to a first grade kid with a sketchbook.

Rhyno posted:

It needs obnoxious sideskirts and fuckoff big wing.
I am horrified that this car exists, but on the other hand your post made me even angrier that they didn't put a wing on. That's lovely car mod #1.

MomJeans420
Mar 19, 2007







Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


So terrible it circles back to awesome imo.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I want the T-shirt

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Incoming cease and desist from Ferrari HQ

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Incoming cease and desist from Ferrari HQ

Lol exactly my first thought after seeing that

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lol exactly my first thought after seeing that

Yup. I hope it annoys the poo poo out of those gently caress wads.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Yup. I hope it annoys the poo poo out of those gently caress wads.

I agree. On both sides of the C&D.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Motronic posted:

I agree. On both sides of the C&D.

Literally what can Ferrari do if they don't like the paint choice?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Humphreys posted:

Literally what can Ferrari do if they don't like the paint choice?

Refuse to sell you another one?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


They get you hooked with the entry-level models but if you want the really good stuff you have to treat daddy Enzo nice.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Are they still just charging you for the engine, and you get the rest for free?

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
*Ferrari switches to subscription based paint service*

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Memento posted:

Are they still just charging you for the engine, and you get the rest for free?

Wait what?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Apparently Enzo Ferrari once said something along the lines of "when you buy my car, you pay for the engine, and I give you the rest for free".

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Incoming cease and desist from Ferrari HQ

I think the Purrari got a C&D only because the Ferrari emblem was being tampered with. I'm not sure that gaudy paint jobs raise their ire in the same way.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Its wider than the original DOD HMMVW which was 85 inches wide.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Here's another sneak peek for terrible car stuff thread.

Mmmmm, nothing screams 80s american 'luxury' like rotted out rear air shock bellows...


Oh geez, those are going to have to be dealt with...

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



coupedeville posted:

Here's another sneak peek for terrible car stuff thread.

Mmmmm, nothing screams 80s american 'luxury' like rotted out rear air shock bellows...


Oh geez, those are going to have to be dealt with...


Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


If those are OEM on a 30+ year old car and only now need replacing I'd say you had done exceptionally well.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

If those are OEM on a 30+ year old car and only now need replacing I'd say you had done exceptionally well.

This is a 1986 coupe deville that I got at auction for the low low price of 505 american funbux. It was owned by an elderly gentleman and his wife drove the vehicle until she passed away. It sat in a garage until the man passed away. His daughter attempted to sell the car two years ago after he passed away but she was asking almost 4200$ for a vehicle that wasn't running from sitting and only broke brain dummies like me would actually be interested in. The estate just recently went to auction and I was the unfortunate high bidder. The vehicle is dead and it has the digital dash so I don't know the exact mileage yet but the last oil sticker says 154k in 2007 and the DOT codes on the tires are from late 2006 so this vehicle could very well have been sitting for up to 13 years. This is what my auto tech training picked up as well as chatting up the next door neighbor and also the very limited amount of information I gleaned from the auction manager when I was waiting for the tow truck to show up. Either way I'm sure that the air struts were rotted out well before I got here, as the 86 coupe deville I had in high school had cracked air strut bellows before I even owned it in the mid to late aughts.

(Yes, you read that right. I had one of these awful cars in high school and didn't learn my lesson back then, so here we go again.)

coupedeville fucked around with this message at 17:02 on May 27, 2021

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

coupedeville posted:

This is an 1986 coupe deville that I got at auction for the low low price of 505 american funbux. It was owned by an elderly gentleman and his wife drove the vehicle until she passed away. It sat in a garage until the man passed away. His daughter attempted to sell the car two years ago after he passed away but she was asking almost 4200$ for a vehicle that wasn't running from sitting and only broke brain dummies like me would actually be interested in. The estate just recently went to auction and I was the unfortunate high bidder. The vehicle is dead and it has the digital dash so I don't know the exact mileage yet but the last oil sticker says 154k in 2007 and the DOT codes on the tires are from late 2006 so this vehicle could very well have been sitting for up to 13 years. This is what my auto tech training picked up as well as chatting up the next door neighbor and also the very limited amount of information I gleaned from the auction manager when I was waiting for the tow truck to show up. Either way I'm sure that the air struts were rotted out well before I got here, as the 86 coupe deville I had in high school had cracked air strut bellows before I even owned it in the mid to late aughts.

(Yes, you read that right. I had one of these awful cars in high school and didn't learn my lesson back then, so here we go again.)

Did you change your username for this car, or are you just repping Coupe de Villes for life?

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
I just had the "pleasure" of driving my sisters Dacia Lodgy. And hey, neat, it has cruise control. And as you would expect the buttons for it are on the steering wheel. Well except the loving button to activate the cruise control. That ones hidden all the way at the bottom of the center console behind the shifter.



Theres more than enough space on the steering wheel Dacia! Why would you put it down there?

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