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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Little Mac posted:

In response to no one at all.

It was part of a longer series of tweets about Haters

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Edge posted:

"@jenniferkavanau: @EdgeRatedR Where can I get a copy of your movie Bending the Rules?"-in any bargain bin near you

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Quarex posted:

It certainly seems suspicious, and that was probably what he meant, but he said "understood English well enough," and considering I have had problems with boring white people understanding what I say at Starbucks, I actually read it as "these stupid kids today" initially as well.

Though the idea that someone hearing Jim Ross talk for the first time would be 100% likely to understand him is probably the missing link here. The first time you hear someone speak perfect English with a new accent, you might be confused enough to need them to repeat it. Might!

"I'd like a small coffee."

"Our tall-small, or our short-tall? Is that bold, medium, or blond?"

"What in sam hell are you talking about? I said a small coffee."

All sorts of things can go wrong at a Starbucks.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Mike Quackenbush once said on his podcast that whenever Starbucks gets his order wrong, he leaves a note in their suggestion box with detailed instructions on how to prepare it. :v:

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

Jetfire posted:

"I'd like a small coffee."

"Our tall-small, or our short-tall? Is that bold, medium, or blond?"

"What in sam hell are you talking about? I said a small coffee."

All sorts of things can go wrong at a Starbucks.

I know you're joking and I hate to contribute to this Starbucks racism discussion, but that whole "oh do you mean venti?" thing is a myth made up by wanna-be Jerry Seinfeld observational smart alecs.

You can walk into any Starbucks and order a large coffee and they will give you a large coffee, no questions asked. Also they probably just don't understand JR because he sounds like JR.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Seymour Buttz posted:

Also they probably just don't understand JR because he sounds like JR.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD here."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Bocc Kob posted:

Mike Quackenbush once said on his podcast that whenever Starbucks gets his order wrong, he leaves a note in their suggestion box with detailed instructions on how to prepare it. :v:

And yet he always goes back to the Starbucks Lince works at.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Seymour Buttz posted:

Also they probably just don't understand JR because he sounds like JR.

The cashier was trying to read lips and it didn't go so well.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Sir Jebus posted:

"I'm sorry, we don't sell STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD here."

:bahgawd: Large mocha THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE latte.

:confused: I'm sorry?

:bahgawd: FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUITY FRUITY OH BY GOD THEY'RE FRUITY

:confused: How about just a nice cup of coffee?

:bahgawd: NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
As God is my witness, this latte has too much cream!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


BAH GAWD HE'S DONNED THE PROVERBIAL WHIPPED CREAM!

incredible bear
Jul 10, 2005

doing the bear maximum
THIS CINNAMON BUN IS drat NEAR BROKE IN HALF!

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


@ColtCabana posted:

My new friend Harvey...


@WadeBarrett posted:

@ColtCabana get well soon, Wankerton!

Just to move on from the JR at Starbucks stuff.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

What did Colt do to his finger that requires surgery?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Liar Lyre posted:

What did Colt do to his finger that requires surgery?

Given how often Colt injures himself in the ring, I'm going with a first date.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
Colt looks like Honky Tonk in that picture. That said, hope he's out soon, and stops getting hurt, the goof.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Thought it was the miz

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Liar Lyre posted:

What did Colt do to his finger that requires surgery?

I think he broke it at a Juggalo show and kept working with it broken, so now it's hosed up.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



So did anything ever come from the "big news" Punk had concerning Colt?

Tarodia
Jan 13, 2008

Winners don't do drugs

WeaponX posted:

So did anything ever come from the "big news" Punk had concerning Colt?

Only thing I can think of is that Colt's podcast is now sponsored by THQ, that's kind of a big deal.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Being sponsored by a company that's barely alive is not that great actually.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Mr. Touchdown posted:

@chikarapro #cibernetico #nyc talking about "what if" @EdgeRatedR wrote another book. #itsgood #nerd #indianreservation

Edge posted:

@MarkAngelosetti @chikarapro -wrestling nerd chats are the best kind!!

:unsmith:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I wish Edge would write another book too. The last one finished JUST as he was getting a push.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Liar Lyre posted:

Being sponsored by a company that's barely alive is not that great actually.

Lol exactly.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Barrett offers up the best choice.

Wade Barrett posted:

If Cody is unable to compete at Survivor Series, I hope this 'Fandango' guy makes himself available for selection. #MayI #CutIn

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


@RealKingRegal posted:

@TheDeanAmbrose in the @WWE .The suffering has started.

Please. Please. Please give us Regal vs Ambrose 3.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Wade Barrett posted:

‏@WadeBarrett
Anyone know if Kofi has woken up after his Bull Hammer? Feels great to be on the winning team yet again. #SurvivorSeries #TeamZiggler
This guy, this loving guy :allears:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

njsykora posted:

Please. Please. Please give us Regal vs Ambrose 3.

I wouldn't get your hopes up on that, seeing as how the most WWE has done with Regal in the past few years is have him get beat up by Big Show.

I assume this is a case of Regal really liking Ambrose and trying to give him some hype over Twitter.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


triplexpac posted:

I wouldn't get your hopes up on that, seeing as how the most WWE has done with Regal in the past few years is have him get beat up by Big Show.

I assume this is a case of Regal really liking Ambrose and trying to give him some hype over Twitter.

I choose to dream when Regal starts appearing on TV again a few weeks before Ambrose finally debuts.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
Edge and Drunk Hulk are having a straight up conversation and it's awesome.

Veg
Oct 13, 2008

:smug::smug::xd:

Karmine posted:

Edge and Drunk Hulk are having a straight up conversation and it's awesome.

For the benefit of those who dont twitter.. Post it?

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Curmudgeonly Man Punk posted:

Dwayne says it doesn't matter who his opponent is for the rumble.Funny, I say it doesn't matter who is in the new G.I. Joe, it'll still suck

Yes, I will be on @AMCTalkingDead on Sunday. Shocking how WWE didn't promote it or get AMC the proper materials in time to announce it.

I will also be the Grand Marshall in the Chicago turkey day parade. Also not announced or promoted by "my" company. Shocking.

This is what happens when you go over everyone's head to hustle and acquire your own outside appearances. #DIY

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Wait, so who did Punk tell he was going to be on Talking Dead and the Turkey Day parade?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Wait, so who did Punk tell he was going to be on Talking Dead and the Turkey Day parade?
Head of talent relations.
I'll assume the tennis tour woman is a competent professional and passed it along for Vince or Kevin Dunn to ignore.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


The parade thing was mentioned briefly on Raw, and popped up on the new releases ticker thing that everyone kinda ignores.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Does he mean on the episode?

Seymour Buttz
Apr 26, 2006

Dog controls your destiny.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Does he mean on the episode?

He'll be on TALKING Dead. It's a kinda lovely live talk show thing that airs after The Walking Dead. They always have guests and sometimes they're just B-level celebs who like the show.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I asked somebody if they were thankful for backbreakers, and they responded.

Roderick Strong posted:

Are you?

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



https://twitter.com/coltcabana/status/271765306429550592

That's not how that works, Colt.

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