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Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut
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How did I not notice this before? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jooUElutTGo
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This was yesterday's article in the daily calendar: http://www.theonion.com/article/jimmie-johnson-disqualified-after-pre-race-inspect-28027 also: http://www.clickhole.com/article/just-when-you-didnt-think-emma-watson-could-get-an-2166 Davros1 has a new favorite as of 21:05 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Texts You Send In Your 20s Vs. Texts You Send In Your Closet Hiding From An Enraged Yo-Yo Ma http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/texts-you-send-your-20s-vs-texts-you-send-your-clo-2163
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Davros1 posted:This was yesterday's article in the daily calendar: My all-time-favorite Onion article was in one of their calendars, but it's not online anymore. The headline was (approximately) "Boy Bitten by Radioactive Spider Dies of Leukemia".
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prefect posted:My all-time-favorite Onion article was in one of their calendars, but it's not online anymore. The headline was (approximately) "Boy Bitten by Radioactive Spider Dies of Leukemia". This was in Our Dumb Century too, which is an amazing book. quote:Boy Bitten by Radioactive Spider Dies of Leukemia Peter Parker, 17, Was Avid Student of Science, Photography
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Last Chance posted:This was in Our Dumb Century too, which is an amazing book. That's different from the calendar one -- I distinctly remember that it was written about a kid named Peter Parker, but there was nothing else comic-book-related about it.
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Trump Tells Iowa Dairy Farmers He Has Cows 500 Times Bigger Than Theirs
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Please. Look At This Corn. Please.
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Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates I think this is how you get a job at ClickHole. 
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Evil Mastermind posted:Informal Tone Of Cover Letter Sets Job Applicant Apart From Seriously Considered Candidates I really wish they'd left this line out: "I fast-tracked his résumé to a separate pile reserved for people we won’t be getting back to." The ambiguity is what makes the article work.
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Massive Bombshell: Shutterstock Just Killed Off ‘Man Accepting Award’
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Don’t Have Dice? This Handy Dice Simulator Gives You A Number
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Make sure to roll again. This has almost a Sesame Street vibe to it.
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Doctors Recommend Getting 8 Centuries Of Cryosleep
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I really wish they'd left this line out: "I fast-tracked his résumé to a separate pile reserved for people we won’t be getting back to." The headline is pretty unambiguous.
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bilperkins2 posted:Make sure to roll again. This has almost a Sesame Street vibe to it. And again. Some of them are really loving great.
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No kidding, watch this in private browsing only. http://www.clickhole.com/video/turn-private-browsing-mode-now-because-you-dont-wa-2729
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this is my favorite character
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Jul 9, 2015 22:31
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Those are pretty much me. Especially this one: http://www.clickhole.com/video/incredible-man-able-leave-group-conversation-witho-2277
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Man, these hit close to home. 
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Oh nice! I didn't notice they used that tag consistently.
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Goonies’
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"Hotshot mouse" is killing me
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These type of articles where they're seething with anger at the subject are my favorite.
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What's up with literally unbelievable? It hasn't updated in like two weeks
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As someone who works in a lab animal program, I know at least two researchers who have this printed out and pinned up in their offices. I'm partial to this one: World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Calaveron posted:These type of articles where they're seething with anger at the subject are my favorite. The last line is always pithy, but this one was just.. 
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I Am The 'Top Gun' Of Commercial Airline Pilots was written in way back in 2002. A new article was just released on Clickhole. Now look who sold out.
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Motorcyclist Salvaged For Parts
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I Will Drink Every Last Drop Of Water On Earth
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From DuffelBlog: Autocorrect Fail Leads To CIA Waterboarding In Semen
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Is Duffleblog ever actually funny
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No. but don't you dare suggest people stop posting it in the onion thread. I got shouted down in a chorus of hoo-ahs last time I did.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Is Duffleblog ever actually funny I liked their "ISIS - Boko Haram merger clears critical antitrust hurdles" article.
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Are You Addicted To Lunch?
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