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paragon1 posted:Go do literally anything else. Be the Fred Flintstone you want to see in the world.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 02:43 |
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sigh
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 12:01 |
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What rage is Allison referring to? The rage of being a middle-class white woman with a stable, loving family and godlike super powers that have no downside?
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:06 |
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Cleaver has swords for hands what are you bitching about
Piell fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Feb 7, 2017 |
# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:41 |
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12/12/2018 Ext. the same park. Cont. Allison: But do I date Clevin? Professor: Yes. And you have sex with him many times. Clevin is extremely good. Allison: Yes, I will do that. But I have some other questions. Professor: Questions are a social construct. *smirks*
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:01 |
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Hey, at least they didn't start making out or something. Yet.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 22:46 |
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Maybe the park will never end, maybe it's her Phantom Zone.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:11 |
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Is this more or less painful than that endless loving scene with Patrick? I don't have feelings anymore.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 06:47 |
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I'd say this is a lot more consequential to the story, but if you have a giant hardon for shipping character X and Y then Patrick's coffee cup scene has more emotional weight. I guess this scene could be saved for me if Dr. Jerkshoes turns out to be a burned out supervillain (or maybe a hero she never heard of), we'll see in a few hours
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 08:15 |
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All the superjerks are youngsters who were exposed to the plot element while in the womb.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 09:09 |
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Eat the loving chips, do it!
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 09:47 |
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Skellybones posted:All the superjerks are youngsters who were exposed to the plot element while in the womb. I'm aware of that but I still have hope
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 10:15 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Eat the loving chips, do it! I need to know the flavor of chips before I make a final value assessment on philosophy man.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 15:19 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I'm aware of that but I still have hope Maybe he'll turn out to be a workaday everyman villain. Those are the real bad guys if you ask me.
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 19:10 |
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ManlyGrunting posted:Is this more or less painful than that endless loving scene with Patrick? I don't have feelings anymore. Whoa how did I miss the endless loving scene with Patrick
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 19:22 |
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paragon1 posted:Maybe he'll turn out to be a workaday everyman villain. Those are the real bad guys if you ask me. Well he's been building up to this jaded "with great might comes great rightness" speech and it'd be interesting if it came from experience, but it does seem unlikely
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# ? Feb 10, 2017 19:43 |
ManlyGrunting posted:Is this more or less painful than that endless loving scene with Patrick? I don't have feelings anymore. Over a month of park time.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 00:16 |
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AnonSpore posted:Whoa how did I miss the endless loving scene with Patrick God I wished someone hosed in this comic. Throw a punch, get blackout drunk, burn a building to the ground, something. Oh who am I kidding, that's when they botch it the hardest.
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 09:07 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc I'm beyond ready for the next scene. Send in the fresh hell that'll have us pining for more park philosophy already. Nuebot posted:Over a month of park time. Still a long way from the record for longest pointless filler scene in a webcomic. What's the current record holder?
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:25 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Still a long way from the record for longest pointless filler scene in a webcomic. What's the current record holder? The medium itself.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 11:44 |
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there will be one more chapter in this comic, where allison defeats the ku klux klan and also trump in single combat and then flies into the sun
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 13:08 |
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In defeating them she realizes she was the KKK Grand Wizard All Along and the, ok sure she flies into the sun
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 13:33 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Well he's been building up to this jaded "with great might comes great rightness" speech and it'd be interesting if it came from experience, but it does seem unlikely No, don't you see? It's the people who manage to be lovely day in and day out, in all the little ways that really count, that make the world suck. The guy in traffic who doesn't even look before cutting off four lanes, or the cop who racially profiles people, or the firefighter who sets a fire so he can look good, the insurance agent who denies a claim for needed surgery, etc. Sorry it's been a few days and I honestly forgot where I was going with that last post, much less this one. Let's just forget I ever posted anything except the word Clevin on most pages.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 06:55 |
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Oh, and uh Clevin
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 06:56 |
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 09:14 |
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jesus loving christ will somebody please shoot a laser gun or transform into a dinosaur
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 10:42 |
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killll meeeeeeeee
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 11:07 |
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Hmm I have hope.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 11:29 |
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 12:02 |
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He ate the rest of his tie too
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 12:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYTc55nGEI
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 12:33 |
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We've gone past Patrick Chat and Fun Times at the Dam.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 12:47 |
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Now it's prop ethics.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 13:10 |
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PERSUADING PEOPE THROUGH SPIRITED DEBATE IS THE SAME AS COMPELLING THEM WITH VIOLENCE! I KNOW, PERHAPS THE TRUTH IS IN THE MIDDLE? This is just terrible.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 13:27 |
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Typical Pubbie posted:PERSUADING PEOPE THROUGH SPIRITED DEBATE IS THE SAME AS COMPELLING THEM WITH VIOLENCE! Remember when I said that the Trump presidency would light a fire under this comic? I was wrong, Brennan Lee Mulligan will be the first against the wall.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 14:52 |
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Well she admits that's super dumb but yeah it's super dumb.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 14:52 |
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This is terrible, but might actually be less terrible if Alison was having this revelation in an actual conversation with another character with their own perspective (and with the ensuing consequences of talking about this with someone), but that would require this comic having a character with a third dimension.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 20:42 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:He ate the rest of his tie too haha
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 22:06 |
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Remember when the characters looked more like actual humans and less like blobs with vaguely human features?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 11:13 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Remember when the characters looked more like actual humans and less like blobs with vaguely human features? I see we are in the "The Sims 3" phase of the comic
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:03 |