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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

sebzilla posted:

And more invasive surgery is a more effective placebo!

Also, this is art:

https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/1193663884466491392?s=19

"Crikey, I don't usually have to clean up my own taint."

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

c0burn posted:

TBF they genuinely look like something hacked his account

no they look like a Lib Dem has awful opinions on women and ethnic minorities

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder how the polls are handling the like, million young people who registered to vote.

Because I figure they wouldn't bother registering if they weren't planning on voting, but do they still just stick them as low likelihood due to age?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/daraobriain/status/1193990442297237504

Nice meltdown. Bring back Frankie :colbert:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

From september 2009 to september 2010?
The infamous Black Lady Hacker.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I want to make clear that this idiot is a SINO (Slut In Name Only) and he does not represent us sluts, nor does he have anything to do with us honest rugmunchers and cocksuckers, we expelled him from the Slut International long ago.

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Nov 11, 2019

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Toothache?

Orajel. The stuff from the pharmacist that's like 20% notthegoodcaine. It's loving amazing.


Julio Cruz posted:

it's a town in Essex

Not just that but in the top 5 of poo poo towns in essex

It's not like you are going to get stabbed just for going there, but by that point if you do, you will probably welcome it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ms Adequate posted:

I want to make clear that this idiot is a SINO (Slut In Name Only)
This is what Don thinks the SINO-American trade war is about.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




I'm loving these.

https://twitter.com/TheMalcolmFinch/status/1193994943599132673

e:
https://twitter.com/KazzJenkins/status/1193860584560824320
:laffo:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Guavanaut posted:

The infamous Black Lady Hacker.
OK, she's a hacker, but is she a slutty hacker? This guy needs to know.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Being fair I wasn't actually expecting him to know to put it back in the bucket once you rubbed it on the floor.

E: pick your own object for this sentence.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Whoever was asking about using a card without funds on Oyster - there's a doc on C5 where they're discussing the *right now*. A wrinkle I'd not considered - even if the card is blacklisted you can tailgate through the barriers and as long as you're waving a card in the direction of the reader the station staff probably won't notice, but eventually a bald man will track you down via CCTV.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

DesperateDan posted:

Not just that but in the top 5 of poo poo towns in essex

TBH those last two words are redundant.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Lol how do you not know how to mop the loving floor

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Pochoclo posted:

Lol how do you not know how to mop the loving floor

I worked as a bouncer for 5 years in a pub that had quite a lot of younger people behind the bar. I'd say more than half of them were completely unable to operate a mop.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do in fairness struggle with anything that isn't a string mop and bucket. Can't get away with them weird propertary thing with the special pads you glue on the bottom. Big steel bucket with a colander welded to it, that's the way.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Kevin McNamara

Database Assistant
Company NamePETA UK
Dates EmployedSep 2019 – Present
Employment Duration3 mos
LocationLondon, United Kingdom
Assisting in the operation and maintenance of PETA and its affiliates’ membership data-entry and supporter-care programmes.

Wonder if PETA UK know what he posts! (His twitter has gone private).


Guido Fawkes has a piece about him.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




e: ^^ given that PETA are also reprehensible cunts they probably don't give a poo poo.

Pochoclo posted:

Lol how do you not know how to mop the loving floor

When you've never in your life had to do it.


Lol, BBC utterly failed to handwave that one away

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

TheRat posted:

I worked as a bouncer for 5 years in a pub that had quite a lot of younger people behind the bar. I'd say more than half of them were completely unable to operate a mop.

Every new lot of students we get working here needs to be taught how to mop. Kids these days :corsair:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://twitter.com/Kevyla/status/1193967758108692480

Braggart
Nov 10, 2011

always thank the rock hider

Positively Orwellian :dadjoke:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bundy posted:

e: ^^ given that PETA are also reprehensible cunts they probably don't give a poo poo.



I don't know much about PETA but have heard these sort of comments before. What have they done?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Bundy posted:

e: ^^ given that PETA are also reprehensible cunts they probably don't give a poo poo.


When you've never in your life had to do it.


Lol, BBC utterly failed to handwave that one away

Bundy posted:

e: ^^ given that PETA are also reprehensible cunts they probably don't give a poo poo.


When you've never in your life had to do it.


Lol, BBC utterly failed to handwave that one away

Lol, people know that boris is a bumbling fool, but most people are really shocked that the bbc could be so blatantly biased , the wreath was green not poppy red ffs

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Dapper looking police back then, before da yoof started knifing everyone.

Speaking of old photos I'm still finding great joy in laughing at this.



E: It's the ironic 'Welcome to Scotland' that really sells it.

Guavanaut posted:

*Dihydrocodeine :drugnerd:

Which is an important distinction if you're one of the people whose liver can't metabolize codeine into morphine, because none of the other 'high strength' otc painkillers do poo poo in that case.

Huh, you learn something new every day in the UK Marxism Thread

quote:

Codeine is a prodrug that must be metabolised to morphine by the liver enzyme CYP2D6 to achieve most of its analgesic effect. Because of genetic differences some individuals (e.g. 6–10% of Caucasians) lack the enzyme CYP2D6 and cannot metabolise codeine effectively and therefore obtain limited pain relief while experiencing all the adverse effects.

Dihydrocodeine is similar to codeine in both its structure and its analgesic effect. It is primarily metabolised by CYP2D6 and CYP3A4 to dihydromorphine and nordihydrocodeine, however it is unclear whether the parent drug, metabolites or a combination of both result in dihydrocodeine’s analgesic activity.
https://bpac.org.nz/BPJ/2008/December/docs/bpj18_who_ladder_pages_20-23.pdf

I'm still contemplating the deep questions raised by the picture of the opioid ladder on page four though.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Nov 11, 2019

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I don't know much about PETA but have heard these sort of comments before. What have they done?

Literally murder puppies

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PETA basically do everything they accuse everyone else of doing while saying it's bad.

They're animal rights tories.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I don't know much about PETA but have heard these sort of comments before. What have they done?

First of all, a trigger warning for the thread: Prepare your collective sanity for my next post, which shall contain the most galaxy brainiest of takes I've ever seen.

To answer your question:

PETA actually quite enjoy killing defenceless animals and destroy a loving poo poo load of stray and "stray" animals every year.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/killing-animals-petas-open-secret_b_59e78243e4b0e60c4aa36711

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Continuity RCP posted:

Literally murder puppies

Just googled that - horrible!

Anyone else reading who didn't know about PETA: https://www.petakillsanimals.com/

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Don't say I didn't warn you...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZA8mSZ51JY

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I don't know much about PETA but have heard these sort of comments before. What have they done?

When someone says "I love animals!" it generally means "I hate people!"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

TheRat posted:

Jesus flying gently caress that guy is extra special

https://twitter.com/MattTurner4L/status/1193964419753086976
There we go lads, first hard r of the election season.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wait so if torys get 38% isnt that a 50 seat loss?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Bobby Deluxe posted:

There we go lads, first hard r of the election season.

Fib Dems: Just yellow Tories.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Wait so if torys get 38% isnt that a 50 seat loss?

FPTP means they might actually gain quite a few seats. It all depends on how the marginals look.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Jedit posted:

When someone says "I love animals!" it generally means "I hate people!"

I mean, have you met people?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

RockyB posted:

Huh, you learn something new every day in the UK Marxism Thread

https://bpac.org.nz/BPJ/2008/December/docs/bpj18_who_ladder_pages_20-23.pdf

I'm still contemplating the deep questions raised by the picture of the opioid ladder on page four though.
A surprising amount of actual doctors don't (didn't? jabby?) seem to know this, which means they end up suspecting drug seeking if you were to say "codeine doesn't work on me, it'd have to be something stronger".

Which looking at it in writing does sound pretty drug-seeky, but actually means "codeine doesn't work on me, it'd have to be something stronger [than how I experience codeine, which is about the same as a paracetamol]".

I'm hoping there's more awareness of this now (that isn't run by literal drug pushers like in the US), because it's kinda weird and hosed up to have to lie and say you're allergic to codeine to get a pain killer that works.

(Would that be a lie? I guess so, the operative issue is being hyposensitive rather than hypersensitive.)

Bundy posted:

Fib Dems: Just yellow Tories.
Hip new progressive Tories.

Tories: If you want a n****r for a neighbour...

Lib Dems: If you want a n***a for a neighbour...

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Guavanaut posted:

Hip new progressive Tories.

Tories: If you want a n****r for a neighbour...

Lib Dems: If you want a n***a for a neighbour...

:vince:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
A special shout out to the builders in Reading who straight up refused to stop working during the two minutes silence, especially respectful as they were working right by the war memorial at the time

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Bobby Deluxe posted:

There we go lads, first hard r of the election season.

Looking forward to the headline about this on the Guardian

Ah, well

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Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Guavanaut posted:

Hip new progressive Tories.

Tories: If you want a n****r for a neighbour...

Lib Dems: If you want a n***a for a neighbour...

God drat

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