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Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



TheTatteredKing posted:

I just have the impression that Bennet is getting old and this year has been sad and exhausting. Wasn't there two major shootings in his state?

At least.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

That modern world strip was really fun despite itself. What a trip this primary has been.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

God is the CEO of Vault-Tec.



The only logical explanation.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



Speaking of cartoons I scroll past. This and McFadden.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Speaking of cartoons I scroll past. This and McFadden.

This Modern World can manage a decently clever point about 1 time in 30. Twice a year your strategy isn't paying off, pal.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

ikanreed posted:

This Modern World can manage a decently clever point about 1 time in 30. Twice a year your strategy isn't paying off, pal.

Come on, one in thirty means he's got at least three funny lines a comic.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Jfc just looking at this cartoon makes my eyes hurt. Also, hands are not Ramirez's strong suit are they?





quote:

Goodbye to 2015

Kirschen really loves his new year's cartoons. Three already and it isn't even the new year's eve yet.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Speaking of cartoons I scroll past. This and McFadden.
The only This Modern Worlds I read are the 'Year in Review' ones because they remind me how lovely the year has been. It is amazing how some of these horrible things feel like years ago just because we keep getting buried in even worse poo poo day after day.

That and I still like the 'You won the Gun Debate' one.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Trogdos! posted:

Kirschen really loves his new year's cartoons. Three already and it isn't even the new year's eve yet.

Weird, I'd figure he'd be all :smug: about it's not really New Year's until it's Jewish New Year's.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


I learned that Dry Bones guy is named Shuldig.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

oddium posted:

bad reporter is aggressively mediocre and some time in 2016 this thread will turn on it like it did with bennett. Bagley shines eternal

Do not, my friends, become addicted to quality. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Radish posted:

I learned that Dry Bones guy is named Shuldig.

I was assuming that was a yiddish word. Possibly meaning "Guilty"?

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT
Joker is not going to be happy with someone stealing his title.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!
Nor will HHH.

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

Lady Naga posted:

Nor will HHH.

I thought he was known as the Happy Warrior?

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Rincewinds posted:

Joker is not going to be happy with someone stealing his title.

The Joker is the Clown Prince of Crime. Meadowlark Lemon was the Clown Prince of Hook Shots or of Center Court Tomfoolery -- I don't have my listings of family seats of the landed gentry to hand, alas.

"Clown Prince" is just a rank... like an Arch Duke or Vice Deacon.

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Disappointed at the lack of Lemmy 'toons.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I always thought Clown Prince was Phillips official title.

Trogdos! posted:

Jfc just looking at this cartoon makes my eyes hurt. Also, hands are not Ramirez's strong suit are they?
Cartooning isn't his strong suit. We just don't know what talents he actually has apart from whining.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Oh boy! They're gonna start airing Duck Dynasty over in Europe!

BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up
Shame on me for being a backseat JRRose, but he could have gone with "Prince of Peace" instead of "King of Kings" for this one.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

chairface posted:

Disappointed at the lack of Lemmy 'toons.

And the lack of Affluenza Teen. I figured that'd be making the rounds too.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Of all the things to put on your mindless vacation repeat rotation, why this one

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


chairface posted:

Disappointed at the lack of Lemmy 'toons.

Fearless
Sep 3, 2003

DRINK MORE MOXIE



That's bullshit. Lemmy wouldn't appear before God, Lemmy IS God.

LiterallyTheWurst
Feb 5, 2015

Sendik's Original

There is one bar in heaven, and it has a closing time. Man, screw heaven.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

If you all want to submit memorable cartoons from 2015 for the index, then now is the time to do it. One per cartoonist, please.

Not only do I not have the time, but I was seriously crazy for doing it the previous two years.

Beef Hardcheese
Jan 21, 2003

HOW ABOUT I LASH YOUR SHIT


RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I really want to hate this but it's too cute to hate.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Karma is a concept taken from Indian religions. "Nemesis" would fit better with the personification of Justice. A Religious Syncretism Cartoon.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kopijeger posted:

Karma is a concept taken from Indian religions. "Nemesis" would fit better with the personification of Justice. A Religious Syncretism Cartoon.

Indeed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRuoSHI6eQ

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Kopijeger posted:

Karma is a concept taken from Indian religions. "Nemesis" would fit better with the personification of Justice. A Religious Syncretism Cartoon.

Also, her name is Justice

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

I will note they got his bass right.


God plays a Ricky.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

There's a Lemmy obit-toon, if you count Jezza Corbyn cosplaying Lemmy.
(This got lost in a shoal of Adam4Shit)

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010

Consensual sexual activity: bad.

Access to a morally irrelevant medical procedure like abortion: bad.

Clinton enjoyed a sexual activity, therefore his wife is an evil sex pervert, too!

:cripes:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009

7/10
(-3 for giving him Stevie Ray Vaughn's hat)

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

That is one take-charge horse.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

MelvinBison posted:

That is one take-charge horse.

That horse and its identical twin are my favorite Day by Day characters.

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Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Volcanic Vents posted:

7/10
(-3 for giving him Stevie Ray Vaughn's hat)



It's just missing the embroidery.

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