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Ularg posted:My cat tries to murder me for attention. I'd actually wake up to scratch marks on my arm or face cause he sat on my bed pawing at me with his claws out and I never woke up. My cat snuggles into the crook of my arm during the night and sleeps peacefully until I get up in the morning to go to work, whereupon she looks whistfully at me as I leave. The most annoying she gets is when I return home and she meows at me until I give her a little bit of wet food. I just don't get all these stories of murder-beasts that you all live with. Maybe y'all are just bad at cats?
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I'm sure getting cuckolded is a positive thing for a guy with that particular fetish but I doubt it's a particularly healthy thing for a relationship otherwise. The coffee analogy guy is still the bigger IoSM though. Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 21:09
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font color sea posted:I like how nerds think that genetically enginered cat-human fusion would look exactly like a human with fake cat ears and tail glued on and not a horrible Cronenbergian monstrosity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk
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Who What Now posted:My cat snuggles into the crook of my arm during the night and sleeps peacefully until I get up in the morning to go to work, whereupon she looks whistfully at me as I leave. The most annoying she gets is when I return home and she meows at me until I give her a little bit of wet food. No my cat loves me, just loves me too much and doesn't understand what retracting his claws means. At night he curls up between my legs all night long. He's always trying to get into my lap and snuggle and lick me with his sandpaper tongue. He's a drat good cat.
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It's weird that cuckholding has entered mainstream conversations primarily because a particular politician's fanbase likes to call people cucks even though the only verifiable cuck to ever be in the White House is that politician. I'm not including FDR because Eleanor's habits were probably the literal opposite of cuckholding.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:21
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm sure getting cuckolded is a positive thing for a guy with that particular fetish but I doubt it's a particularly healthy thing for a relationship otherwise. The whole point of the article is that exploring fantasies in a safe manner can be helpful. If everyone involved is into trying it, it shouldn't hurt unless boundaries are crossed. It's not saying "every couple should try this". If one partner is doing this purely to satisfy the other partner, then that's a bad scene and shouldn't have happened, and that's when it's unhealthy.
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Inco posted:The whole point of the article is that exploring fantasies in a safe manner can be helpful. If everyone involved is into trying it, it shouldn't hurt unless boundaries are crossed. It's not saying "every couple should try this". If one partner is doing this purely to satisfy the other partner, then that's a bad scene and shouldn't have happened, and that's when it's unhealthy. I don't think you understand what reading an article is all about. See, I read the headline, and it said it could be good, which in turn means that it is good, ergo, CNN is encouraging all couples to actively engage in cuckolding.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:33
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It's really weird how many people read "Hey, here's a thing that exists and is sometimes cool for some people," and instead of thinking, "Oh, OK, I know a new thing," think, "Goddammit, here's another institution trying to force me to do things!" Like, I don't read a story called "NASA's GOLD Mission Will Observe How Weather on Earth and in Space Interact" and think, "loving lamestream media telling me to observe how weather on Earth and in space interact!" Though I suppose it helps that I don't have any suppressed desires to see weather interactions.
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I thought it had more to do with how insecure a lot of these conservative guys are. An article and cuckolding makes them think Democrats are enforcing Prima Noctis or something.
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Jan 26, 2018 21:59
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My fav part of that tweet is that the dude just implied he likes his own dick in his coffee. Or his girlfriend doesn't let him gently caress him? Or he doesn't even drink coffee? Similes by idiots are difficult, guys.
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Puppy Time posted:It's really weird how many people read "Hey, here's a thing that exists and is sometimes cool for some people," and instead of thinking, "Oh, OK, I know a new thing," think, "Goddammit, here's another institution trying to force me to do things!" There's also the assumption that the only possible positions someone can hold on an issue are "This is completely cool and good and everybody everywhere should embrace it," or "This is completely horrible and destructive and we need to wipe it from the face of the Earth." It's impossible to give something a nuanced critique or a qualified recommendation without people like Educating Liberals reading it as "Thing Good!" or "Thing Bad!"
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Jan 26, 2018 22:10
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These are also the people who think that if you tell kids gay people exist, they will immediately start having a big homo orgy in the classroom.
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I know this lady, and she was not joking.
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My enjoyment of Cosmos has really dropped off since I started to learn what a weiner this guy is.
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Ularg posted:No my cat loves me, just loves me too much and doesn't understand what retracting his claws means. Have you tried trimming his claws? Then he can slap your face all he wants and it won't hurt. My cat doesn't sleep in my room, thankfully. He does, however, randomly run in when I'm home and hop on my lap to demand attention and pets for like half an hour non-stop. Then he'll just hop down and go sleep in his cat tunnels or something.
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LargeHadron posted:I know this lady, and she was not joking. This is incredible. It's so loving normal for you guys.
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Buzkashi posted:These are also the people who think that if you tell kids gay people exist, they will immediately start having a big homo orgy in the classroom. W-wait, not everybody is tempted to have a big homo orgy?
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Picnic Princess posted:This is incredible. It's so loving normal for you guys. It's also not true. That "statistic" includes stuff like two suicides on school property, a guy shooting a BB gun at a school bus, and a college student in a criminal justice class mixing up a real gun and a training gun and accidentally shooting the wall. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 23:14 on Jan 26, 2018 |
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Jan 26, 2018 23:11
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belt posted:My enjoyment of Cosmos has really dropped off since I started to learn what a weiner this guy is. Between him and Elon Musk. Space is truly the realm of presumptuous assholes isn't it? Maybe we could give this space thing a break for a thousand years or so and see how far we can dig into the ground to build massive underground cities.
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chitoryu12 posted:It's also not true. That "statistic" includes stuff like two suicides on school property, a guy shooting a BB gun at a school bus, and a college student in a criminal justice class mixing up a real gun and a training gun and accidentally shooting the wall. Well poo poo, I was almost worried we had a problem before I saw this! Don't worry everyone, the number of school shootings hasnt hit 11 just yet!
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Buzkashi posted:These are also the people who think that if you tell kids gay people exist, they will immediately start having a big homo orgy in the classroom. These are the kind of people that think wiping their own butt is gay.
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Nuebot posted:Have you tried trimming his claws? Then he can slap your face all he wants and it won't hurt. I don't think it would work out well without hurting him in some way. When he reaches out to "Lovingly" touch you his paws splay out and the claws extend completely. Snagging clothes and my skin in the process. I think anything more than filing the tip would cause too much pain or stress since he is getting pretty old. And he regularly sharpens his claws multiple times a day so it's not like I could keep up with the file. Don't worry too much, I just call him a lovable bastard and hug him until he finds ME annoying.
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Panfilo posted:These are the kind of people that think wiping their own butt is gay. https://twitter.com/keithcalder/status/918598272243126272
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Ularg posted:I don't think it would work out well without hurting him in some way. When he reaches out to "Lovingly" touch you his paws splay out and the claws extend completely. Snagging clothes and my skin in the process. I think anything more than filing the tip would cause too much pain or stress since he is getting pretty old. And he regularly sharpens his claws multiple times a day so it's not like I could keep up with the file. 
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nerds are awkward and poorly socialised, water is wet, fire is hot e: Ularg posted:Oh shut up. 
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Elizabethan Error posted:so you're reinforcing his behaviour, instead of indicating that it hurts. Oh shut up.
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Elizabethan Error posted:nerds are awkward and poorly socialised, water is wet, fire is hot That's the thing, NDT wrestled in high school and nearly became a male stripper to make ends meet in college. He wasn't even close to being a nerd. I guess fame got to him and he needs to chase the stereotype as hard as he can.
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chitoryu12 posted:It's also not true. That "statistic" includes stuff like two suicides on school property, a guy shooting a BB gun at a school bus, and a college student in a criminal justice class mixing up a real gun and a training gun and accidentally shooting the wall. This is the school shooting equivalent of pointing out technically Mexico is fatter than America
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chitoryu12 posted:It's also not true. That "statistic" includes stuff like two suicides on school property, a guy shooting a BB gun at a school bus, and a college student in a criminal justice class mixing up a real gun and a training gun and accidentally shooting the wall. Still too damned many.
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Away all Goats posted:This is the school shooting equivalent of pointing out technically Mexico is fatter than America No, it isn’t, because even after applying all those discounts, there’s no remotely comparable nation to hold up next to the United States where the United States comes out looking better on this issue.
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My point is when you hear “11 school shootings”, you picture 11 cases where someone brought a gun to school and started killing people. You don’t picture accidents involving a cop or someone committing suicide in an empty parking lot. It’s disingenuous and deceptive to try and use that language.
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me ase a serial killer dude's lawyer "we got away with it scott free baby" "oh my god how" "they only convicted on 37 of the 38 murders, jackpot  "
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chitoryu12 posted:My point is when you hear “11 school shootings”, you picture 11 cases where someone brought a gun to school and started killing people. You don’t picture accidents involving a cop or someone committing suicide in an empty parking lot. It’s disingenuous and deceptive to try and use that language.
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Strudel Man posted:It doesn't matter whether something is misleading or not, only whether it supports the right side. Can't let those "anti-children-getting-shot-to-death" idiots try and inflate the numbers now, can we? Gotta make sure only 50 kids were slaughtered, not 51. Truly this is the most important thing in the conversation.
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Put it this way then: if we count all those “extra” kinds of “school shootings”, how many do other countries have then?
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Who What Now posted:Can't let those "anti-children-getting-shot-to-death" idiots try and inflate the numbers now, can we? Gotta make sure only 50 kids were slaughtered, not 51. Truly this is the most important thing in the conversation. 
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Strudel Man posted:The truth should be every thinking person's first commitment. please elaborate on your redtext when you make posts like this tia
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chitoryu12 posted:My point is when you hear “11 school shootings”, you picture 11 cases where someone brought a gun to school and started killing people. You don’t picture accidents involving a cop or someone committing suicide in an empty parking lot. It’s disingenuous and deceptive to try and use that language. Yeah but once you have more than zero it's too many. Doesn't matter if its literally 11 or "only" 9. To argue what the actual number is and what the real definition is means it's now normal and that's hosed up.
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