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Proteus Jones posted:Didn’t see it at first. Now I have to work hard to see what it *really* is. Thumb of the guy at the front.
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Memento posted:Thumb of the guy at the front. No, I get that and it’s what I saw first. Then something clicked and my eye-brains went “waaaaait a minute... that’s a dick”, and no matter how much my thinky parts try to tell it “it’s just an innocent thumb”, my eyes are all “nope. still a dick”
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Proteus Jones posted:No, I get that and it’s what I saw first. Then something clicked and my eye-brains went “waaaaait a minute... that’s a dick”, and no matter how much my thinky parts try to tell it “it’s just an innocent thumb”, my eyes are all “nope. still a dick” Got it, I realise just now that I parsed your first sentence poorly.
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Picnic Princess posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat. Thank you for not doing the predictable ""No ring, 2/10"
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Keith Atherton posted:Thank you for not doing the predictable ""No ring, 2/10" No fingers, 0/10 Nice chocolate starfish btw
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Proteus Jones posted:Didn’t see it at first. Now I have to work hard to see what it *really* is. that's what she said! 
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Astrofig posted:I would eat that all day! Gotta eat the groceries like booty
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Something something earthquake something Chios and  Lesbos?Nice flaps. 
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Astrofig posted:I would eat that all day!
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yook posted:I keep almost seeing it, then my mind turns to the kind of horrible muscle and tendon tearing cramp situation that would lead to that kind of spherical calf and reverts to two guys loving instead. lovecraftian body horror is nws-looking, right? https://i.redd.it/1nu2003cp7gz.gif note: don't click this if the idea of an extremely visible and painful leg cramp makes you uncomfortable
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trapped mouse posted:lovecraftian body horror is nws-looking, right? Just want to remind everyone of a few things. Imagine how painful that is, and then know: Tetanus does this to every muscle in your body, but HARDER, sometimes hard enough for your own muscles to snap your bones in half. Then you eventually obtain relief when you die from not being able to work your diaphragm anymore. Tetanus forms endospores that can live through basically anything and lie dormant for probably thousands of years in the environment (bacterial endospores are literally the toughest form of life known by a good margin), then they get in your nice, warm, wet, nutrient rich body and go hog wild multiplying Tetanus endospores are loving EVERYWHERE in the dirt all around you all the time Tetanus shots are almost completely painless and last ~10 years stopping you from the most horrifying death you can likely imagine. Now please stop scoffing at me when I ask if you’ve had a tetanus shot when you cut your finger. Also, google opisthotonos to see people seizing up and dying, their backs arched horrifyingly by their own core muscles.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I got serum sickness from my last tetanus shot and it was pretty unpleasant. I'd probably go with that over the muscles breaking your own bones scenario tbh I had to get pre exposure rabies vaccines to go to vet school and the second shot is notorious for making you feel like poo poo. But hey it beats getting rabies!
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freeedr posted:Just want to remind everyone of a few things. So what you're saying is tetanus shots will give my children autism, I got you
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Less offensive than those terrible commercials
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Endospores! I couldn't think of that word last week.
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Big life.
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can't believe I had to do this myself you philistines
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Rust Martialis posted:Wanna squeeze dat Charmin Put ‘Em On The rear end
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Cleveland steamer edition.
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I, Butthole posted:can't believe I had to do this myself you philistines Great username/post combo
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Crosspost from the GBS cursed thread.
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Say Nothing posted:Crosspost from the GBS cursed thread. Ah good the flyers for our new female duo ice cream shop have arrived in time for the grand opening next week, I’m sure it will be a big smash hit.
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Say Nothing posted:Crosspost from the GBS cursed thread. Seems about right.
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