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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Ultimate Mango posted:

Can the slowmo in the video of dumping the leftovers in the trash be a thread title?

Post Your Favorite (or Request): To post is human; to list, divine. › PYF Anti-Food Porn: A slo-mo video of disgusting, sludgy waste

ed: well, that was an unexpected snype. Here, have some food waste:

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 13:24 on Apr 26, 2020

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Salad!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Forbidden Valley Ranch

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TotalLossBrain posted:

Forbidden Valley Ranch



You've deciphered the ancient texts, which turn out to be a map! You've climbed the highest mountains, fought death itself, lost your mind, but finally you've found it! Shangri-La, El Dorado, Hidden-Valley...within this holy city's walls lies the secret to eternal life...and it's Ranch...Spoiled rear end Ranch...Will you drink it?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
That ranch has evolved into barbeque sauce

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Blackstrap ranch

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
What in TARnation Ranch: The secret's in the tar. ®

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Anomaly Documentaries on YouTube did the Random Hall Milk recently. Maybe it and that ranch dressing could move in together?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.




One day, Brazil will be made to pay for its food crimes

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Vlex posted:

One day, Brazil will be made to pay for its food crimes

But not today

Neurophonic
May 2, 2009

Vlex posted:

One day, Brazil will be made to pay for its food crimes

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Jesus, I would hate to see what o pior hot dog no copo looks like :douche:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Is that a fair price to pay for that food crime?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I feel like fiveish bucks is a fair price to pay for a kebab my drunk rear end could actually eat and walk around with that the same time (because who else would order Kebab-in-a-Cup?)

We're getting closer to The Jerk every day. (I couldn't find a good screenshot, so please accept this instead)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I feel like fiveish bucks is a fair price to pay for a kebab my drunk rear end could actually eat and walk around with that the same time (because who else would order Kebab-in-a-Cup?)

We're getting closer to The Jerk every day. (I couldn't find a good screenshot, so please accept this instead)



The cheese and stuff is just a layer floating on ice cold skim milk that fills the cone

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

This was a concept restaurant in Salzburg, owned by the guy who owns Red Bull. "Carpe Diem Finest Fingerfood".





Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I know when I think of German food the words that spring to mind are "dainty" and "refined"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Data Graham posted:

I know when I think of German food the words that spring to mind are "dainty" and "refined"

Check out BauHaus, Uwe Boll's german restaurant in Vancouver.

https://bauhaus-restaurant.com/



Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Apr 27, 2020

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Check out BauHaus, Uwe Boll's german restaurant in Vancouver.

https://bauhaus-restaurant.com/

Want to try that freshly crushed-Lowtax-spine spaetzle, but sadly:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

LifeSunDeath posted:

Want to try that freshly crushed-Lowtax-spine spaetzle.

I keep telling Lowtax to go up there! I'm positive Boll would just gently caress him up with food and take care of the bill

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LifeSunDeath posted:

You've deciphered the ancient texts, which turn out to be a map! You've climbed the highest mountains, fought death itself, lost your mind, but finally you've found it! Shangri-La, El Dorado, Hidden-Valley...within this holy city's walls lies the secret to eternal life...and it's Ranch...Spoiled rear end Ranch...Will you drink it?

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Data Graham posted:

I know when I think of German food the words that spring to mind are "dainty" and "refined"

Good news, Salzburg's in Austria!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Doh!

Viennoiserie all over my face!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DrBouvenstein posted:

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

There's rumors of a landfill full of thousands of pristine 90's ranch bottles. Forbidden-Valley Ranch.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Check out BauHaus, Uwe Boll's german restaurant in Vancouver.

https://bauhaus-restaurant.com/



I want egg in crispy nest HARD

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


You can buy the machine to make this from Aliexpress/baba for ~$800.

Pizza cones everyday!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I want egg in crispy nest HARD

You can find this dish in many trees and some of the better shrubs

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






Chilly cheese dog.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Admiral Joeslop posted:



Chilly cheese dog.

\:kiddo:/ DAD STOP!!!

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Check out BauHaus, Uwe Boll's german restaurant in Vancouver.

*squint*
if they aren't playing Bauhaus constantly I would be severely disappointed.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Manuel Calavera posted:

*squint*
if they aren't playing Bauhaus constantly I would be severely disappointed.

Bella linguini's up
the plates have left the food warmer

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The american cheese and bacon is pretty typical, but the spaghetti noodles underneath are something special.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I like how the cheese didn't begin to melt, it just sort of sloughed off.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Do these people just think "I know how to make lasagna, no need to look up a recipe." How to make lasagna is not exactly a well guarded secret.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

If only they named the noodles the same as the dish, like they do for spaghetti.

'Cause the right noods woulda saved that.




I chose to buy purple cabbage to give my stir fry some color, and it..uhh... did.

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

I like how the cheese didn't begin to melt, it just sort of sloughed off.
PYF Anti-Food Porn: it just sort of sloughed off.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

SlothfulCobra posted:

The american cheese and bacon is pretty typical, but the spaghetti noodles underneath are something special.

The best I can figure is that they knew you can buy lasagna sheets that you don’t cook beforehand so assumed all pasta is the same way, then just winged it from there.

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A Perfect Twist
Aug 15, 2007

"What have I done? I'll have to start again. To forget and to disappear. I'll head north, far-north, to that big question mark, the Northern Territory"

The Moon Monster posted:

Do these people just think "I know how to make lasagna, no need to look up a recipe." How to make lasagna is not exactly a well guarded secret.

There are no pizza rules but there are lasagne secrets

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