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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

they lived, don't fall for blatant sympathizer pieces

They still ODd, that is not cool or good at all

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/881218108190490624

:barry: :obama:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SKULL.GIF posted:

how is this not the easiest decision possible

yes you have the dogs find the loving killer drug. jesus christ

at first this may seem a quandary, because we hold human life to be more important than animal life
but dogs are objectively better people than are most people, so perhaps that tips the scale the other way
so do you save the dog instead of the humans? that would probably be the option that does the most good

but then you realize you never considered the dog perspective
the dog, being a better person than the people in question and also better than you, chooses to sacrifice dogself
because that dog is a better person than you ever will be

[holds x to pay respects to dogs]

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

noooooo poor dogs :(

they aint dogs they pigs

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol go back to billionaire island goddamn

You had your chance, 8 years worth, and you bailed out the banks and created the opaque panopticon that's going to be used to kill anybody agitating for a better life for themselves for decades to come

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Currently listening to 4:44 (not on Tidal bc gently caress that)

I'm not liking it much so far :smith: dangit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If the dog starts to show signs of an OD hit it with some narcan jeez

Man how much worse would this crisis be without narcan

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

Just saw a house centipede scurrying around on the wall, guess that's why my spider bros from the last few years never came back this summer. They're all long since eaten :( Time to relocate the jumping spider bro who hangs out by my window eating stinkbugs before he gets killed

House centipedes are just insanely prodigious killing machines

now you just need to find out what eats house centipedes and release some of those

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Posting on this, the grossest page

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Guy Goodbody posted:

now you just need to find out what eats house centipedes and release some of those

I don't mind centipedes I just prefer spiders, esp cellar spiders

I'm pretty sure the only reliable predator these things have around here are larger vertebrates and if they get on my floor my dog will roll all over them until they get smooshed

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Currently listening to 4:44 (not on Tidal bc gently caress that)

I'm not liking it much so far :smith: dangit

I feel like once Jay-Z went from millionaire to billionaire his songs about being a crack dealer and having a rough life aren't as good anymore.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

fits my needs posted:

all dogs go to heaven right? even police murder dogs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWUNnHt2N-E

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
it's a good page when epic high five is yelling at Obama :drum::sax::guitar:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/funder/status/881194532209086464

Weak

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Chris James 2 posted:

Currently listening to 4:44 (not on Tidal bc gently caress that)

I'm not liking it much so far :smith: dangit

did you get to track with the antisemitic verse?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

boooooooooring

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

reminder: trump also walked into the dressing room at the miss teen USA pagents

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
trying to shame trump with his opinions and actions on women is kinda like trying to shame a member of ISIS about murder and rape, who the gently caress do you think you're talking to?! they don't give a poo poo!

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
honestly jay-z is good for like one maybe two good tracks an album

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Donald Trump literally admitted to rape. There's tape of Trump bragging that he sexually assaults women and can get away with it because he's famous.

I don't think this new video is going to take down the Trump presidency

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Does admitted rapist Donald Trump behave poorly around women? This new tape may surprise you!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guy Goodbody posted:

Donald Trump literally admitted to rape. There's tape of Trump bragging that he sexually assaults women and can get away with it because he's famous.

I don't think this new video is going to take down the Trump presidency

[extremely trump voter voice] actually he admitted to women consenting to his advances because he is a big strong daddy so shut up you are just jealous

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

fits my needs posted:

I feel like once Jay-Z went from millionaire to billionaire his songs about being a crack dealer and having a rough life aren't as good anymore.

Lol it took me like a week to realize that rap songs and rap careers all follow a standard cycle that is statistically determinative based on the variables of critical and financial success and this mofo is still stuck on like phase 3, too rich to be hood.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
shameless rapist who plans to kill millions sees video of himself acting shamelessly, suddenly feels shame.

wow what an effective strategy.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

hey guys i just finished reading a synposis of liberalism starting from john locke and hoo-boy it has always been so full of hypocrisy and changed all the time from "get rid of the king and church authority" to "universal suffrage! except for THESE groups" to "everyone is equal but i really need these slaves" to "a government should rarely intervene despite constant and overwhelming evidence that the general populace is devoured by unscrupulous capitalists like sheep by wolves" to "socialism boys! also MY COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOURS let's go to total war" only stopped by the threat of instant nuclear annihilation lmao

its saving grace throughout the centuries seems to have been "at least it isn't as poo poo as the other ideology" but looking at it nowadays even that is tenuous at best

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

reignofevil posted:

Lol it took me like a week to realize that rap songs and rap careers all follow a standard cycle that is statistically determinative based on the variables of critical and financial success and this mofo is still stuck on like phase 3, too rich to be hood.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



oh, word?

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

trying to shame trump with his opinions and actions on women is kinda like trying to shame a member of ISIS about murder and rape, who the gently caress do you think you're talking to?! they don't give a poo poo!

the ideological divide between trumpists and ISIS is slim at best

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

eonwe posted:

if i could have the piss tape or healthcare i dont know what id choose

you already have the piss tape

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
God cant we just get the loving piss tape already?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SaintsfanChris/status/881217157568360449
https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/881222184663998465

uh then put down the phone cuck

Chris James 2 posted:

Currently listening to 4:44 (not on Tidal bc gently caress that)

I'm not liking it much so far :smith: dangit

i hate how all these companies hold music by hostage why don't you just buy it for keeps


eichenwald alert

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013


this is what goons think should be the next president lmao

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Ekster posted:

this is what goons think should be the next president lmao

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ekster posted:

the ideological divide between trumpists and ISIS is slim at best
checks out

isis has poo poo ideology
trump has piss ideology

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

GobiasIndustries posted:

God cant we just get the loving piss tape already?


mrbradlymrmartin posted:

you already have the piss tape

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Jesus Christ can Zuckerberg not do the most minor loving thing without smiling or having a photographer present

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Raku posted:

Jesus Christ can Zuckerberg not do the most minor loving thing without smiling or having a photographer present

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Ekster posted:

this is what goons dread will be the next president lmao

aint that more uh

acc u rate (what does that mean again)

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