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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



AlternateAccount posted:

Everyone strapped the gently caress in for $3500 starting price for an M1 Max?

probably with a 256GB SSD

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Having Star Trek in the pitch? They're still mooning IBM with that aren't they, "lmao OS/2 WARP what the gently caress guys looool"

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
[ominous music]

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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PORTS! I SEE PORTS!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
MAGSAFE IS BACK YOU FUCKERS

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Notch? Natch.

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh
nootttchhh

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
This looks antiquated as gently caress, like something from the mid-2000s.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



NOTCH CONFIRMED

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Notch confirmed

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





oh god a notch :(

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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gently caress YOU JONNY IVE.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


it has a notch hahahahahahahahha

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
I don’t like it’s gross feet

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





video cam better be 4k

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

AlternateAccount posted:

This looks antiquated as gently caress, like something from the mid-2000s.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

SourKraut posted:

gently caress YOU JONNY IVE.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
I loving adore those ports

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Those super thin bezels are sexy as gently caress.

Also, mag-safe is back baby (and HDMI port)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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DIE TOUCH BAR

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





lol they're citing the removal of a touchbar as a feature.

they're right.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I do not like these transitions and the feeling that I am a wandering spirit flying around the campus because I sold all my mortal flesh to afford one of these.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Hell yes F Keys

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Holy poo poo just nail Jony Ive to a cross outside the front door, drat.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



SD Card slot!!!

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



HDMI AND SD CARD SLOT

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
My last Mac was a 2008 Macbook pro. It's coming home.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Someone post the Vince McMahon gif

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
What happens if I plug power into all of the ports.

Can I charge it in seconds.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Multiple external displays so y’all can shut up about it

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



TraderStav posted:

My last Mac was a 2008 Macbook pro. It's coming home.

ITS COMING HOME LADS

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



loudly "WHAT THE gently caress" at that displays/TV output slide

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




its. beautiful.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

SourKraut posted:

Someone post the Vince McMahon gif

The one where he's sniffing the piles of money? Appropriate.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Rolo posted:

What happens if I plug power into all of the ports.

Intel turns to dust

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
oh my god they really are flowing the top menu around the notch I was half joking when i said that

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

bet you macOS will still forget screen arrangement

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





they're citing that as a feature... lol very apple

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Fedule posted:

oh my god they really are flowing the top menu around the notch I was half joking when i said that

It's fine. It's the most sensible and least disruptive option. Be glad they didn't get CREATIVE.

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

it looks bad. maybe you have to get used to it. those raised rubber feet seem built in

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Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

this feels like a modern riff on the 2012 rMBPs, putting the Touch Bar-era MBP design into the bin

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