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AlternateAccount posted:Everyone strapped the gently caress in for $3500 starting price for an M1 Max? probably with a 256GB SSD
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Having Star Trek in the pitch? They're still mooning IBM with that aren't they, "lmao OS/2 WARP what the gently caress guys looool"
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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[ominous music]
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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PORTS! I SEE PORTS!
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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MAGSAFE IS BACK YOU FUCKERS
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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Notch? Natch.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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nootttchhh
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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This looks antiquated as gently caress, like something from the mid-2000s. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:31 |
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NOTCH CONFIRMED
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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Notch confirmed
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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oh god a notch
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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gently caress YOU JONNY IVE.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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it has a notch hahahahahahahahha
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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I don’t like it’s gross feet
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:32 |
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video cam better be 4k
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AlternateAccount posted:This looks antiquated as gently caress, like something from the mid-2000s. SourKraut posted:gently caress YOU JONNY IVE.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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I loving adore those ports
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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Those super thin bezels are sexy as gently caress. Also, mag-safe is back baby (and HDMI port)
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
DIE TOUCH BAR
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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lol they're citing the removal of a touchbar as a feature. they're right.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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I do not like these transitions and the feeling that I am a wandering spirit flying around the campus because I sold all my mortal flesh to afford one of these.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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Hell yes F Keys
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:33 |
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Holy poo poo just nail Jony Ive to a cross outside the front door, drat.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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SD Card slot!!!
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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HDMI AND SD CARD SLOT
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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My last Mac was a 2008 Macbook pro. It's coming home.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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Someone post the Vince McMahon gif
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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What happens if I plug power into all of the ports. Can I charge it in seconds.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:34 |
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Multiple external displays so y’all can shut up about it
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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TraderStav posted:My last Mac was a 2008 Macbook pro. It's coming home. ITS COMING HOME LADS
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
loudly "WHAT THE gently caress" at that displays/TV output slide
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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its. beautiful.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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SourKraut posted:Someone post the Vince McMahon gif The one where he's sniffing the piles of money? Appropriate.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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Rolo posted:What happens if I plug power into all of the ports. Intel turns to dust
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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oh my god they really are flowing the top menu around the notch I was half joking when i said that
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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bet you macOS will still forget screen arrangement
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:35 |
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they're citing that as a feature... lol very apple
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:36 |
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Fedule posted:oh my god they really are flowing the top menu around the notch I was half joking when i said that It's fine. It's the most sensible and least disruptive option. Be glad they didn't get CREATIVE.
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# ? Oct 18, 2021 18:36 |
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it looks bad. maybe you have to get used to it. those raised rubber feet seem built in
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this feels like a modern riff on the 2012 rMBPs, putting the Touch Bar-era MBP design into the bin
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