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Another reason you don't tell a current employer before you've signed anything-- and I've seen this happen!-- is that your current employer through some digging can usually find your new employer, call them, bad mouth you, and sour your relationship with your potential new employer.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It's just a hidden commercial for the new Smurf movie. It doesn't even follow the continuity of the show. Howard is asking for an apology for something that didn't happen (The Midget's last appearance in December basically had him wanting to be off the show forever) while mentioning the Smurfs at random intervals. It's the Stern version of Montel Williams hocking poo poo via infomercial. are you loving serious. jeeeezus.
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Jul 28, 2011 05:16
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Millstone posted:PS. I distinctly caught Robin saying "I don't know what a hot dog is" today Try again, your ears are busted. She said she didn't know what was IN a hot dog.
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Jul 28, 2011 05:44
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Meat and vegetables.
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Jul 28, 2011 05:58
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Qaz Kwaz posted:Try again, your ears are busted. She said she didn't know what was IN a hot dog. Well, she knows a hot dog was in here. Along with some vegetables.
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Jul 28, 2011 06:09
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Qaz Kwaz posted:Try again, your ears are busted. She said she didn't know what was IN a hot dog. 3:14:25 -- Howard: "Are sausages bad for you? Isn't that the same concept?" Robin: "Uh yeah, but I don't know, I don't know what a hot dog is." gently caress you. 
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Jul 28, 2011 07:04
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Millstone posted:3:14:25 -- I hope someone calls in and calls her on this. Now she could say "oh, I meant to day I didn't know what was in them" and it would be done, But no, she'll claim she's never had one in her entire life and wouldn't know one if she saw it.
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Jul 28, 2011 11:49
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ChaosMonkey posted:are you loving serious. This. The Midget has never collected a goddamn smurf in his life. Listen to that megapack: smurfs never come up once, and nobody would let gold like that go away. The only bright side that could have come with this would be Artie laughing at a midget collecting smurfs, and that made the whole thing even worse.
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Jul 28, 2011 15:41
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:This. As Counterpoint: Why would The Smurfs ever have come up in the past? It seems to me like the kind of thing he would KNOW they would make fun of him for, so why mention it without cause? He's only bringing it up now because he's a celebrity whore and wants to get on the red carpet. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if it all turned out to be an elaborate ad...
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Jul 28, 2011 16:01
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Millstone posted:3:14:25 -- How do you live in NYC and not know what a hot dog is?
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Jul 28, 2011 16:07
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Bonzo posted:How do you live in NYC and not know what a hot dog is? I think you guys are overthinking it. She's probably saying she doesn't know what's IN a hot dog. Which is a valid point. I love em, but when I order one I have no idea if it's pork assholes or cow lips. I guess the same could be said of sausage, but when I think of sausage, I automatically think "pork" even though there are millions of variety of sausages.
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For someone who acts like the paragon of health food and dieting, even with her own little cooking show or whatever the gently caress it is, you'd think she would know what a hot dog consists of for argumentative purposes at least.
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Jul 28, 2011 17:01
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Brocktoon posted:As Counterpoint: Why would The Smurfs ever have come up in the past? It seems to me like the kind of thing he would KNOW they would make fun of him for, so why mention it without cause? He's only bringing it up now because he's a celebrity whore and wants to get on the red carpet. Counter-counterpoint: we're talking about a midget who measured his own dick and thought Carrie Underwood was trying to have phone sex with him. If he was such a big fan of Smurfs (like country music and such), he would have let it drop by now. Or it would have been seen on his webcams and such. Nobody would have let that tidbit go.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Counter-counterpoint: we're talking about a midget who measured his own dick and thought Carrie Underwood was trying to have phone sex with him. If he was such a big fan of Smurfs (like country music and such), he would have let it drop by now. Or it would have been seen on his webcams and such. Nobody would have let that tidbit go. "Take off your diaper, jab me with that shrinky-dink! DE PLANE, DE PLANE!" Good times, man. But to be fair, ETM doesn't talk hardly at all about his childhood, and what he might have watched outside of old WWF rasslin. Although, if they do start hammering Eric with smurfs jokes and he comes back on the air regularly, I'll be psyched. The negotiations are gonna rule. Also, I found another great little Eric tidbit this weekend. When he was calling up demanding to be roasted, there was this little exchange. Eric: ROAST ME!!!  Howard: No, Eric. Eric: Do it, you CHICKENSHIT! Howard: Wait a minute...did you just call me a CHICKENSHIT?  Eric: Yup! Howard: ... Eric: ... Howard: ...That's okay, no problem.
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burmart posted:I think you guys are overthinking it. She's probably saying she doesn't know what's IN a hot dog. Which is a valid point. I love em, but when I order one I have no idea if it's pork assholes or cow lips. 
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It's amazing how a bunch of people could reach adulthood and yet still manage to gently caress up a dirt-simple trivia game so thoroughly.
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burmart posted:I think you guys are overthinking it. She's probably saying she doesn't know what's IN a hot dog. Which is a valid point. I love em, but when I order one I have no idea if it's pork assholes or cow lips. yeah I recind what I said before, I'm sure that is what she meant actually.
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Howard: "I don't even know how many Harry Potter movies there are." Robin: "There's 5 of them, this is the fifth!" Robin Quivers, Newswoman
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Joe Pesci is suing the production company of Stuttering John's Gotti movie. http://www.examiner.com/howard-stern-in-national/joe-pesci-sues-stuttering-john-s-gotti-movie-for-3-million
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Court stenographer Mark Mercer:quote:This painting was from the show listed below; Howard Paints Like Jackson Pollock 4/4/01 4/4/01. 6:05am (Snipped) Howard recently told Robin that he was going to paint something similar to a Jackson Pollock painting so she could try and tell which one was his. She had been saying that Pollock's paintings ''move'' her. Howard had someone show 6 paintings to Robin so she could guess which was Howard's. She wasn't able to figure out which was Howard's but she did pick out a phony. Howard knew she wouldn't be able to pick it out. He said all Pollock did was spray paint garbage on a canvas. Robin said she picked out the 2 that she recognized as being Pollock's. Howard said he painted the thing in 7 minutes. Robin argued that she knew the ones that moved her and not Pollock's earlier crap. Howard kept trying to get her to pick out the pictures that didn't move her and she wouldn't do it. http://cgi.ebay.com/Original-Authentic-Howard-Stern-Painting-/250848407284?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3a67baeef4#ht_500wt_1413 I need to find a clip of this because any time Robin gets upset and pissed off it makes me laugh.
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Jul 28, 2011 22:31
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Brocktoon posted:Howard: "I don't even know how many Harry Potter movies there are." Yeah that bothered me a lot more than it should have when I heard it.
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Jul 28, 2011 22:53
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Millstone posted:3:14:25 -- Pfft. I know it's fun to pick on Robin, but obviously she meant that as in "I don't know what it is [made of]"
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Brocktoon posted:Howard: "I don't even know how many Harry Potter movies there are." Robin gets points from me for not knowing how many Harry Potter movies there are.
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Jul 29, 2011 01:57
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You guys are on her about the hot dog comment, but the same day (or next) she said the guy in Norway blew up the building with manure.
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-Atom- posted:Robin gets points from me for not knowing how many Harry Potter movies there are. Point is: If you're going to jump in with an answer, know what the gently caress you're talking about.
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I don't know if it means I'm going crazy but I think the Mad Doctor's theory about Eric and the Smurfs actually makes sense. 
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GenoCanSing posted:Also, I found another great little Eric tidbit this weekend. When he was calling up demanding to be roasted, there was this little exchange. I have neglected so many podcasts I listen to regularly over the last few weeks so I can listen to this miserable little gently caress. It's honestly the only thing keeping me in this thread at the moment--no slight to you guys, of course; this thread is why I joined the forums and even without the show I still enjoy the talk here. I am astounded at how seriously Eric takes himself and I have to imagine it speaks to how sheltered he was most of his life. Gary put it best when he said "Every day Eric calls in he expects it to be the day he gets treated with the respect he thinks he deserves." The "roast me!" parts are for sure a highlight of his appearances. Possibly my favorite hidden gem is the revelation that he stalked some poor random girl from some short-lived reality show hosted by Amy Grant called "Three Wishes." He, I guess, called her and made various other forms of contact with her and used the excuse "They didn't exactly do a very good job of hiding where she lives, and I wasn't the only one who did it." He's an absolute creep and a cretin. I'm at the point in the archives now where he's blaming Natalie Maines for the loss of his sex with whores, which is probably the climax of the Eric saga. What'd we get out of 2009? "Club-fuckin'-footed!" is about it, right? I think the only mention of Eric and Smurfs up to now was "Rub your Smurf cock on the phone."
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2009 also saw: Eric's nude photo with Air Force Amy Eric waking up Johnny Fratto's kid at 2:30 AM Eric saying ack ack The Robert Mills saga Eric taking a picture of his dick The hilariously stupid April Fool's prank Eric's new "Escalade" on TMZ Eric again claiming the show cock-blocked him at the Bunny Ranch (Robin this time) The first instance of Eric vs. math 2010's when it started to die out, all we really got was the NYT crossword puzzle, the Wack Pack test, Eric on Fringe, the Emmy red carpet job, and of course the IQ test. kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jul 29, 2011 |
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Smeep posted:I don't know if it means I'm going crazy but I think the Mad Doctor's theory about Eric and the Smurfs actually makes sense. I only wish it was one of my delusions. kazmeyer posted:2009 also saw: 2009 was an epic year. And keep in mind that a lot of that stuff went down from January to May. The Midget was a guaranteed laugh, with the possible exception of the Robert Mills stuff. That just grew tired after a while. But the Midget's fame really tied after Artie left. Without that counterbalance, you get the Smurf Commercial.
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Well, the Robert Mills stuff did get tiring, and then he wrote those two fake emails which ended up leading into the math questions/IQ test saga. I enjoy hearing them ask ETM 9 times 7 over and over almost as much as I enjoy listening to zero point zero. kazmeyer fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jul 29, 2011 |
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Sasquatch! posted:I haven't seen a single one of them and even *I* know how many there are. I don't think it's funny when Robin is wrong, I think it's funny that she's so confident with her wrong answers. She has this proud self-assurance that she could never be wrong. A normal person who isn't sure on the answer to something would be like "hmm, I think there are five Harry Potter movies, but I don't know that for sure."
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an adult beverage posted:I don't think it's funny when Robin is wrong, I think it's funny that she's so confident with her wrong answers. She has this proud self-assurance that she could never be wrong. A normal person who isn't sure on the answer to something would be like "hmm, I think there are five Harry Potter movies, but I don't know that for sure." Which is exactly what Fred does, then he checks online to confirm what he said or give the correct information. Not a surprise that Fred comes off as being a real smart guy and Robin consistently sounds like a moron
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Sasquatch! posted:I haven't seen a single one of them and even *I* know how many there are. Also, it was IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEWS STORY ABOUT THE MOVIE. If they were just casually talking, it wouldn't be that big a deal, but she probably had the answer right in front of her from whatever tabloid rag she was getting her info from.
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Brocktoon posted:Also, it was IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEWS STORY ABOUT THE MOVIE. If they were just casually talking, it wouldn't be that big a deal, but she probably had the answer right in front of her from whatever tabloid rag she was getting her info from. Keep in mind that she makes millions of dollars to do this.
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I always turn off the show when they get to the news. I'll listen to the little mikey parody song and then shut it off.
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an adult beverage posted:I always turn off the show when they get to the news. I'll listen to the little mikey parody song and then shut it off. I don't understand this at all. To me the news is the best part of the show, by far. Everyone is excited to leave/tired from the show and they get all goofy and stupid. Plus it's Fred's time to shine. When Artie was on the show the news was guaranteed to crack me up.
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Related, I think: http://jezebel.com/5825812/study-1-in-3-nose-job-patients-has-body-dysmorphic-disorder
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Tila Tequila, Rosanne Barr, Denise Richards, some Playboy bore, Dice Clay...? What the gently caress? Let's take it down to 2 days a week and only do interviews from the cast of ALF.
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Tila Tequila, Rosanne Barr, Denise Richards, some Playboy bore, Dice Clay...? The dad from Alf might actually be an interesting interview and a step up. http://www.holytaco.com/alfs-dad-loves-gay-sex-and-crack/
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Heh, I was wondering why ALF popped into my head. I guess I would be better at booking guests. 
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