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Harold Fjord

deep dish peat moss posted:

Trying my hand at writing analog jokes

# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:03

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:37

men with puns

deep dish peat moss posted:

Trying my hand at writing analog jokes

# ? Aug 10, 2020 05:21

Riotgrrill

deep dish peat moss posted:

Trying my hand at writing analog jokes

is it possible to goldmine a single post??

Riotgrrill fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Aug 10, 2020

# ? Aug 10, 2020 05:24

Musluk

deep dish peat moss posted:

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 10, 2020 05:59

google THIS

Khanstant posted:

women should write eachother secret notes and missives written only in the secret shades of blue only women can see

This will totally work because I would end up staring at the ink wondering if it's black or navy and never actually read the message

# ? Aug 10, 2020 14:24

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPG3eDTy-yo

This entire video compilation is hilarious.

Chariots chariots.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:52

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a sci-fi horror movie of an obsessed man taking care of one million tamagotchi pets with aid of robotics. the rest of the world is horrified because they're not getting the personal touch they deserve

# ? Aug 11, 2020 00:38

Dip Viscous

deep dish peat moss posted:

Trying my hand at writing analog jokes

great handwriting, great egg jokes

# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:04

Prof. Crocodile

i am what willis was talkin' 'bout
look upon my works ye mighty and despair

# ? Aug 12, 2020 01:17

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Y'all should believe in yourself more :justpost:

# ? Aug 12, 2020 12:22

Harold Fjord

I have this idea but I'm overthinking it. There's concerns about some particular phrasings because there's some implied sexuality. I want it to be inclusive and funny but also it's dealing with anatomical things and that can be a tricky topic. And then I don't know if I should include a poll or what my options would be.

Does peeing feel better for boys than it does for girls?

Harold Fjord fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Aug 12, 2020

# ? Aug 12, 2020 15:59

nut

Harold Fjord posted:

I have this idea but I'm overthinking it. There's concerns about some particular phrasings because there's some implied sexuality. I want it to be inclusive and funny but also it's dealing with anatomical things and that can be a tricky topic. And then I don't know if I should include a poll or what my options would be.

Does peeing feel better for boys than it does for girls?

ah, the Golden question

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:01

Harold Fjord

nut posted:

ah, the Golden question

# ? Aug 12, 2020 16:02

Prof. Crocodile

Chewbecca posted:

Y'all should believe in yourself more

ok then i will :colbert:

# ? Aug 12, 2020 22:29

Prof. Crocodile

i think i might ill myself

looking down at beanie, thrift store button-up, and unopened cassette of paul's boutique sitting on boom box. wondering if today is the day that i finally do it.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 00:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I've legit got a note thing on my phone I use to curate and workshop thread ideas lmbo

And there's some ace ones cooking gang :discourse:

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# ? Aug 13, 2020 09:23

gary oldmans diary

accuracy in car analogies: are shoes the brakes or the tires?

# ? Aug 13, 2020 20:33

google THIS

Car: (gesturing to its windshield) Uh, my eyes are up here.

Me: (still staring at the headlights) I've made my choice.

# ? Aug 13, 2020 20:50

ChubbyChecker

google THIS posted:

Car: (gesturing to its windshield) Uh, my eyes are up here.

Me: (still staring at the headlights) I've made my choice.

lmao

# ? Aug 13, 2020 22:41

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

google THIS posted:

Car: (gesturing to its windshield) Uh, my eyes are up here.

Me: (still staring at the headlights) I've made my choice.

you've chosen correctly, imo

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# ? Aug 14, 2020 07:35

Dip Viscous

repeatedly f5ing byob every few minutes, despairing at the lack of new threads, not realizing the byob tab has been opened at page 69 instead of page 1 for weeks

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:17

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Dip Viscous posted:

repeatedly f5ing byob every few minutes, despairing at the lack of new threads, not realizing the byob tab has been opened at page 69 instead of page 1 for weeks

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:22

Khanstant

feels like this could be something, maybe needs some text.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 18:45

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

deep dish peat moss posted:

Trying my hand at writing analog jokes

# ? Aug 16, 2020 19:29

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Khanstant posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Aug 16, 2020 21:08

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I've got more jokes for The Joke Explainer thread, but I think it's good as it is so I might post them here

# ? Aug 16, 2020 22:33

ChubbyChecker

Chewbecca posted:

I've got more jokes for The Joke Explainer thread, but I think it's good as it is so I might post them here

link pls

# ? Aug 16, 2020 23:15

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ChubbyChecker posted:

link pls

The Joke Explainer

# ? Aug 16, 2020 23:18

ChubbyChecker

Chewbecca posted:

The Joke Explainer

# ? Aug 16, 2020 23:42

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

duke nukem but he fucks
https://vocaroo.com/2VKdNFC8DHs

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:27

google THIS

Cubone posted:

duke nukem but he fucks
https://vocaroo.com/2VKdNFC8DHs

If you think this is novel then we're remembering very different duke nukems

# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:37

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

google THIS posted:

If you think this is novel then we're remembering very different duke nukems

yeah the premise I was going for was a "make comedic edits so that _____ fucks" type thread, but using a subject that clearly already fucks
kind of cerebral, not sure how it would play

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:14

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Duke Nukem but he fucks

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:15

Trying

*to the tune of Mouse T's "Horny"* Bēowulf

# ? Aug 19, 2020 15:31

gary oldmans diary

posting too soon after working on your porno script

# ? Aug 19, 2020 22:19

gary oldmans diary

wondering how people who "have their life together" are eating doritos without getting dust all over their shirts since they make such a big deal about me doing it

# ? Aug 20, 2020 05:40

google THIS

Toddlers logging in to Zoom for virtual preschool

(A little girl sits there, red-faced and mouth open, then she falls off her chair and can be seen lying on the floor flailing in the background.)

Teacher: Jamie, you're muted.

Jamie: (climbing back into her chair) Oh, sorry. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

# ? Aug 21, 2020 04:09

ChubbyChecker

gary oldmans diary posted:

wondering how people who "have their life together" are eating doritos without getting dust all over their shirts since they make such a big deal about me doing it

# ? Aug 21, 2020 09:13

Khanstant

thread about making boxer/brief-liners for men's balls sweat

# ? Aug 21, 2020 16:47

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# ? May 23, 2024 11:37

nut

Khanstant posted:

thread about making boxer/brief-liners for men's balls sweat

the crinkle of ziplock plastic as I change which leg is crossed over which and nod and say hmmmm loudly to try and cover the noise

# ? Aug 21, 2020 17:44

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