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stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

Data Graham posted:

The 300 behind him isn't

e: unless it's a Citroen or sth

its got a 60s buick thing going for it imo

edit; terrible answer & snipe here is a terrible pickup as penance



de: vvvv :monocle: vvvvv

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

stone soup fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Sep 22, 2021

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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

stone soup posted:

its got a 60s buick thing going for it imo

edit; terrible answer & snipe here is a terrible pickup as penance



Had to double-check that was a real car and not an Epa tractor

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

I'm the missing hubcap

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

stone soup posted:

edit; terrible answer & snipe here is a terrible pickup as penance



Wrong thread, voted.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I was going to say, if it was done right, it would be wrong thread material, but I thought "would I drive it" and the answer is hell yes, so, voted.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
I think that volvo ute is right where it belongs.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I come bearing yet more Tesla gifts. Guy's car just craps out in the middle of the freeway. Thread ends in the typical KoolAid drinker manner.

https://twitter.com/repkord/status/1440908475626754049?s=19

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


That Volvo rules. I hope you can open both the bed gate and the whole original rear hatch.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol you can't even put a tesla in neutral to push it out of the way? That's bullshit.

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

While in general I'm a fan of anything that pisses off Porsche Guys, this "slantnose" 996 that appeared in my Instagram feed belongs here







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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lol you can't even put a tesla in neutral to push it out of the way? That's bullshit.

No transmission to disconnect the motor from the wheels so the fail mode just locks it where it is in the event of a total power loss. A Prius has a neutral gear because I'm assuming someone at Toyota thought 'just in case'.

Godzilla07 posted:

While in general I'm a fan of anything that pisses off Porsche Guys, this "slantnose" 996 that appeared in my Instagram feed belongs here







Wrong thread. Unless you mean the rear plate bulges.

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Sep 23, 2021

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Godzilla07 posted:

While in general I'm a fan of anything that pisses off Porsche Guys, this "slantnose" 996 that appeared in my Instagram feed belongs here







Imagine going over anything except a perfect flat surface in that thing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Godzilla07 posted:

While in general I'm a fan of anything that pisses off Porsche Guys, this "slantnose" 996 that appeared in my Instagram feed belongs here







It's too low but otherwise I'm cool with it. It's a 996 anyway so nothing of great value was lost.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That car is probably on bags. The one slant nose conversion (same front end, better rear than this) I saw a few years back was simply because you wouldn't be able to drive it on UK roads if it wasn't.

*edit: found a couple of photos I took. This was about 4 floors up, it would never have gotten up the ramps without bags.



Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Sep 23, 2021

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Slantnose 996 rules. Too low is fixable (or bags as noted).

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Working on the salvage C10 and go to test the lights. Pull the column mounted hazard light switch, turns on but breaks when doing it so won’t turn off. Have to disconnect the battery then take the broken switch out and put in a spare I had in another column. Thinking I should rebuild the tilt column I have and put all new switches in it because the plastics are just old and brittle. However all the lights work so 90% to passing the inspection to get a salvage restored title.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Godzilla07 posted:

While in general I'm a fan of anything that pisses off Porsche Guys, this "slantnose" 996 that appeared in my Instagram feed belongs here







Wrong thread.

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Implying a 935-style nose on any 911 is terrible feels like it should be worth a 6er, honestly. The Wrongest thread.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
If that slantnose is on bags then voting right thread. Ruining good cars like that is a loving crime.

Suspect I'm gonna be over-ruled by the vote and there's a button press to be done.


stone soup posted:


edit; terrible answer & snipe here is a terrible pickup as penance



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Oh now THAT is wrong thread. BRB gonna count votes

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Volvo - Wrong thread 4, right thread 1. Not enough for a wrong thread

Porcshe - Wrong thread 5, right thread 1. Wrong thread wins

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 24, 2021

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Volvo wrong thread

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Volvos are (were) good, reliable cars. Porsche is not

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Scratch Monkey posted:

Porsche is not

Where did you get this idea from? And what decade? How many have you owned and for how long?

https://motorandwheels.com/porsche-reliability/

https://jalopnik.com/how-the-hell-are-porsches-so-reliable-1709270257

https://www.thedrive.com/news/32314/porsche-and-genesis-are-consumer-reports-most-reliable-brands

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

My 22 year old 996 literally has less rattles and noises than my 2 year old GM product.

996 Slantnose lookin good

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Crankit posted:

Volvo wrong thread

5 votes it is then.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Are the tail lights on those Volvo's two pieces or do whoever did that conversion cut them through the middle? That'd be dedication.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

buttcrackmenace posted:

I'm the missing hubcap

Alternative Universe. Oswald misses and knocks the hubcap off.

Also JFK is a British PM.

Humbug
Dec 3, 2006
Bogus

dissss posted:

Are the tail lights on those Volvo's two pieces or do whoever did that conversion cut them through the middle? That'd be dedication.

They are two pieces.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Porsche scores consistently high in most reliability indexes I've seen and they are undoubtedly well put together. The problem I see with almost all "reliability ratings" is that 1) they're self reported and there is a somewhat well recognized effect where consumers are less likely to report dissatisfaction the more expensive the product, and 2) none of them ever seem to account for (or at least present) mileage, because even if Porsches get driven more than Ferraris I'd wager they're on the lower side of the spectrum vis-a-vis miles driven.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Eh the majority of Porsche sales are the Macan and Cayenne which are absolutely going to get used as normal vehicles and accumulated normal mileage.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
So here are the things that, in my opinion, make cars qualify for this thread.

-Extremely dangerous on public roads. Hellflush, slammed, Carolina squat all fit into this category. You could argue donks (traditionally AI favorited) because the extremely large wheels magnify the moment arm generated on the brakes, making them insufficient.

-Crackhead car design. Cars who have been customized in the most haphazard way possible. That one car with a window unit AC in it comes to mind. Fake vents, hood scoops, excessive chrome trim, etc.

-The Homer. Cars that are built by their owners who have no idea what they're going for. Grafting on body panels from other cars, motorcoach conversions, lots of body filler, terrible proportions, poor visibility.

-Brodozers. 90% of them fit into the first category. But I say this creates its own specifically because the hilarious fragile masculinity tied to them.

There isn't another category that comes to mind. The first category is sort of a catch all. If someone modifies their car to be more hostile to pedestrians or other motorists, it's terrible car poo poo. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me
As to Porsche reliability, aren't there large volumes of cars that required huge repair bills for IMS bearings?

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


PBCrunch posted:

As to Porsche reliability, aren't there large volumes of cars that required huge repair bills for IMS bearings?

If you listen to the internet yes, if you look into actual failure rates then no.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Saw this interesting use of a HHR today



Krakkles
May 5, 2003

That is some quality installation work there.

Ironically, I feel like the HHR was (one of) the proto-transit vans, and as such, "work van" is perfectly plausible to me.

I mean, I wouldn't want whoever worked on that to work on anything I own, but other than that...

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I am positive that will cause no sealing issues whatsoever.

PBCrunch posted:

As to Porsche reliability, aren't there large volumes of cars that required huge repair bills for IMS bearings?
Like Paddy says, it is certainly a thing and I bet even Porsche would agree probably not an optimal design choice in hindsight, but in the real world it wasn't as big as the internet hysteria made it out to be.

I seem to recall in a class action Porsche supplied documentation that it was low single digit % of vehicles, and affected Carerras/Boxters of those gens, while not exactly rare, are not Toyota corolla production #s either.

If I keep my 996 and need to do the clutch or something (or any other semi-major work), I probably will change it out because it isn't a great design but I'm not losing sleep over it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
From the cursed pic thread

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
I think the thing about IMS failure is that a 6% chance of a 5 figure bill is far more scary than a 35% chance of a 3 figure bill. Which is also something more reliability rating are bad at.

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Hoo boy lots of porsche owners itt defending their fancy VW beetles :v:

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BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Meanwhile, BMW built a generation of cars that had their rear subframes mounted to some sheet metal that will tear like a piece of paper with a few chopsticks shoved through it and sold multiple motors across 13 years that need preventative rod bearing replacement

e: my bad, it was closer to 20 years
S50B32
S54B32
S65B40
S85B50

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