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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


ambient robot posted:

So, uh, how much are the government and the Army actually communicating with each other at this point

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/890277887202537472/photo/1

they ain't

Edit: lol

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jul 27, 2017

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Cant gently caress the Zuck.
Cant gooch the Mooch.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Also, The Pee Tape Is Real is now streamlined to the following acronym:

TPTIR

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Satchel and Trunk posted:

Cant gently caress the Zuck.
Cant gooch the Mooch.

but you can kill mcains brain

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying


I want to embroider this and hang it in my entryway like grandmas do with biblical quotes

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Inept posted:

Mooch talking about Priebus and him being like brothers:

Lmfao

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

gently caress Alaska, but not for the reasons Trump thinks

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

ElGroucho posted:

gently caress Alaska, but not for the reasons Donald "Because I don't want to, Greta" Trump thinks

Is it really that upsetting that we legalized gay marriage, weed and managed to get mount Denali its proper name?

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

Google image search "the bad guy from the mask movie" for Scaramucci laughs

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


The thing about McCain is that his brain and the tumor are one and the same. His brain realizes deep inside that McCain is a loving rear end in a top hat and is trying to kill him.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Scaramucci should be called "Smoochie" because I said so. :colbert:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Is it really that upsetting that we voted in Sarah Palin and Donald Trump?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Nocheez posted:

Scaramucci should be called "Smoochie" because I said so. :colbert:

Wasn't there some Robin Williams movie with that?

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Death to Scaramucci

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Toilet Shoes posted:

Wasn't there some Robin Williams movie with that?

I remember Ed Norton being in it...

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Nocheez posted:

Scaramucci should be called "Smoochie" because I said so. :colbert:

Good

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nocheez posted:

I remember Ed Norton being in it...

Yea, the only difference between smoochie and real life is that in smoochie the bad guy tricked smoochie into speaking at neo-nazi rally rather than eventually having to do it to fit in with the rest of the White House.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i'm the terrified dog

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



Holy moly every picture of them is off putting

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

That's still one of the most cursed pictures I have ever seen

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



I think this is an in-game asset in the new Resident Evil

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



I present, the Master Race.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



for the love of God somebody get that dog the gently caress out of there before one of them strangles it to death and Mike threatens a sheriff after the arrest

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

A remix of an old classic

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Only registered members can see post attachments!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



Somewhere in the remote rocky mountains, that dude on the left is terrorizing people that attempt to cross his bridge.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
God drat Fake News making Trump tweet poo poo

http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/politics/dave-brat-media-trump-sessions-kate-bolduan-cnntv/index.html

quote:

Virginia Rep. Dave Brat laid blame on the media on Thursday for President Donald Trump's recent tirades against Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
Asked by CNN's Kate Bolduan on "At This Hour" if Trump himself is responsible for putting Sessions on the outs, Brat rejected this notion.
"No, the mainstream press has just been relentless," Brat said.
When Bolduan disagreed, saying that the media did not force the President to tweet his attacks, Brat held his ground.
"I think you did," Brat said.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

fishing with the fam posted:

Somewhere in the remote rocky mountains, that dude on the left is terrorizing people that attempt to cross his bridge.

it was the other brother that tortures animals iirc

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://twitter.com/EnergyPressSec/status/890628847984492545

Good news everyone! Rick Perry isn't taking any flack from those "scientists", he's taking them on an winning!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
That dog is definitely dead by now.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

That dog is definitely dead by now.

"Hang in there, doggy."
- David Huckabee as he stares into the rafters

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/EnergyPressSec/status/890628847984492545

Good news everyone! Rick Perry isn't taking any flack from those "scientists", he's taking them on an winning!



I'm the governor that got a D in high school economics

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I'm also the D in phys ed

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Jesus Christ posted:

i'm the terrified dog



It's one of those pictures that gets more and more horrific the longer you stare at it

Some Lovecraft poo poo right there

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Never not gonna fuckin lol at this (and I say that as someone who has had cancer), please post it daily

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I'm the D in "Meats" (not pictured)

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Cmon America, vote for the ACA repeal.
Getting a chubby here, looking forward to the sight of a fat white texas woman QQ'ing she can't afford her diabeetus medicine so I can climax.
lol Trump

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Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008

Capntastic posted:

Google image search "the bad guy from the mask movie" for Scaramucci laughs

I always thought that about Charles Krauthammer

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