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 mortgaged house for nothing, abandoned food truck, and a former nuke wrapping up 1l. Goonvets are doing a lot of good in the legal world. In other news i’m interviewing next week for a position working in the state AG’s civil rights litigation departments.
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Toona the Cat posted:Yes, I am getting sloshed as hell tonight with some friends at a bar near campus. I have a friend who does legal recruiting in Dallas and says her boss loudly says "I DON'T HEAR PEOPLE ON THE PHOOOOOONES." So, you know, at least you're not putting up with that.
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It’s funny you bring up my house, as I just sold it to move into a condo downtown. gently caress the suburbs.
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first day on new doc review project at new place get told we have to punch in and out of our computers and write in how many docs we do so we can see our speed expected to do 85+ docs an hour weekly performance review mandatory one hour break unpaid oh and then they say a team member ratted me out for dozing off a bit during an interminable client conference call where we sat silently while a handout was read aloud and it's my final warning before termination which is good since I was feeling like workplace shootings have been minimal lately but now I can just get fired for having a kid wake me up before 6 am
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Toona the Cat posted:It’s funny you bring up my house, as I just sold it to move into a condo downtown. gently caress the suburbs. Condos are always a sound investment, too. We make wise decisions, toona.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:24
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mastershakeman posted:first day on new doc review project at new place You people need unions and a labour party, actually scratch that an actual communist party. This poo poo is ridiculous. People should feel safe walking the gently caress away from lovely jobs and bosses and you definitely need some labour laws.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:30
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gently caress you fish, capitalism.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:39
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:gently caress you fish, capitalism. Strong labour historically leads to higher wages for government employees, longer vacations and better benefits.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:43
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Toona the Cat posted:Yes, I am getting sloshed as hell tonight with some friends at a bar near campus. Are you gonna be that fucker that calls every other day about amazing openings at Vault 50 firms, I hate that guy.
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Vox Nihili posted:Are you gonna be that fucker that calls every other day about amazing openings at Vault 50 firms, I hate that guy. That's exactly who he's going to be because it beats writing his 100th motion to reduce bond for a dude jizzing in his stepkid's mouth, iirc. I'm going to either work for the department of health or the state AG's office at this point from the looks of things. Or something, I suppose. I'm not too desperate to find a job even though I'd like one.
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Nice piece of fish posted:Strong labour historically leads to higher wages for government employees, longer vacations and better benefits. Remember I'm a socialist big state government lawyer
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Apr 26, 2018 22:48
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Mr. Nice! posted:
There are 8 vets (I think) in my class with only 1 trying to go JAG. We make up more than 5% of the class!
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Apr 26, 2018 23:02
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Kawasaki Nun posted:There are 8 vets (I think) in my class with only 1 trying to go JAG. We make up more than 5% of the class! There were maybe a dozen through all three classes at any time i can think of at FSU. There are a lot of dumb veterans. It’s easy to get state jobs, though.
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Nice piece of fish posted:You people need unions and a labour party, actually scratch that an actual communist party. This poo poo is ridiculous. People should feel safe walking the gently caress away from lovely jobs and bosses and you definitely need some labour laws. Or maybe better protections for their credentials
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Apr 26, 2018 23:07
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Mr. Nice! posted:That's exactly who he's going to be because it beats writing his 100th motion to reduce bond for a dude jizzing in his stepkid's mouth, iirc. This is accurate.
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Apr 26, 2018 23:34
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I found out that opposing counsel in one of my cases has a 9500 square foot house in which every single room is themed on a different Disney film.
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Apr 26, 2018 23:42
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Wanna see the dumbo room
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echopapa posted:I found out that opposing counsel in one of my cases has a 9500 square foot house in which every single room is themed on a different Disney film. Here there be monsters.
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Apr 27, 2018 00:18
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Wanna see the dumbo room It’s just photos of his time in law school.
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Apr 27, 2018 00:33
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Hellblazer187 posted:Are jobs available in CA? I feel like since people want to live there it must be hard to compete. Yeah, my office seems to hire pretty regularly. The jobs are mostly in sacramento, which decreases competition, which is good because you can't live in the Bay Area making what we pay new lawyers. Mr. Nice! posted:In other news i’m interviewing next week for a position working in the state AG’s civil rights litigation departments. You have civil rights in florida?
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Apr 27, 2018 02:03
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Wanna see the dumbo room It's the timeout room for his kids. The theme is the Dumbo dream sequence
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Apr 27, 2018 02:11
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There were a bunch of ex-marines in the class after me at law school. Apparently they were all going into JAG, but then they all failed the bar exam.
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echopapa posted:I found out that opposing counsel in one of my cases has a 9500 square foot house in which every single room is themed on a different Disney film. I hope they have costumes and props to get they gently caress on in every single one.
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Apr 27, 2018 03:31
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Lote posted:It's the timeout room for his kids. I'm just thinking racist crows
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sullat posted:There were a bunch of ex-marines in the class after me at law school. Apparently they were all going into JAG, but then they all failed the bar exam. the system works
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nm posted:Yeah, my office seems to hire pretty regularly. Sure, for old white people and their guns.
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Proposition Castle posted:I hope they have costumes and props to get they gently caress on in every single one. If he or she was ever a prosecutor, guarantee there's a Song of the South cosplay room in that mansion.
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sullat posted:There were a bunch of ex-marines in the class after me at law school. Apparently they were all going into JAG, but then they all failed the bar exam. I was friends with an ex-navy special ops guy in my class, we worked out together for a semester. He actually did pretty well. Until he stayed up for several nights working on a memo and triggered his latent PTSD and bipolar disorder. Apparently, if you're prone to bouts of mania adderall can be a catalyst. He ended up dropping out and becoming a camp gladiator trainer. But not before displaying all kinds of disturbing behavior like doing birdcalls in the courtyard for an hour and threatening a dude at a party without provocation .
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sullat posted:There were a bunch of ex-marines in the class after me at law school. Apparently they were all going into JAG, but then they all failed the bar exam. My class had an ex-marine who is notable mostly for using his law degree to become a rapist.
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I know two military guys who went to law school. The first one died from a self inflicted GSW The other one is this guy https://www.magnesslaw.com Oh wait wrong link lol https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2012/06/nola_attorney_accused_of_mastu.amp
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Oh wait wrong link lol quote:The lawsuit alleges Magness was captured on video going into her office on Saturday, Aug. 27 and soiling the dress. [joke about billing over the weekend]
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Apr 27, 2018 22:30
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PTSD and law school mix about as well as napalm and children.
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Toona the Cat posted:PTSD and law school mix about as well as napalm and children. Like chocolate and peanut butter?
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Proposition Castle posted:I hope they have costumes and props to get they gently caress on in every single one. At least one of the bedrooms is Beauty and the Beast themed. His home office is festooned with Patriotic Mickeys. Edit: said lawyer has been described by a colleague as an “rear end in a top hat,” which wouldn’t be such a big deal if the colleague wasn’t a BYU graduate.
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blarzgh posted:[joke about billing over the weekend] Watch the video on his website. It’s so moving.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I know two military guys who went to law school. The first one died from a self inflicted GSW Weird that he left that out from his personal story
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Louisiana veteran attorneys are really breaking ground for the rest of us, it's inspiring.
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