KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:15

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# ? May 31, 2024 03:07

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Ehud posted:

...and the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities.

You're not going to open with that, are you?

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:25

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

You know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups. You got the A, B, C the D. That's the biggest.

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:26

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

How long does it take to get a bra? You ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in two seconds..

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:51

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

You know about the cups?

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:53

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Is there a problem, Mailperson Newman?

Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information.

# ? Sep 8, 2011 15:56

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld? Pretty.... HOT!??

Actually I'm quite comfortable..

# ? Sep 8, 2011 16:47

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

jojoinnit posted:

Is there a problem, Mailperson Newman?

Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information.

You said it would be a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

# ? Sep 8, 2011 16:59

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

JethroMcB posted:

You said it would be a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

There will never be a greater guest star in the history of TV than Wilfred Brimley as the Postmaster General.

"Do you like golf, Mr.Kramer?"

# ? Sep 8, 2011 17:20

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

DrBouvenstein posted:

There will never be a greater guest star in the history of TV than Wilfred Brimley as the Postmaster General.

"Do you like golf, Mr.Kramer?"

Tell the world my story!

# ? Sep 8, 2011 18:45

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

La puerta esta abierta.

LA PUERTA! ESTA! ABIERTA!

Who left the door open?

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Sep 8, 2011

# ? Sep 8, 2011 18:49

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

WHO?! WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WEAR ZE RIBBON?! :mad:

# ? Sep 8, 2011 19:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Street toughs took my armoire!?

# ? Sep 8, 2011 19:22

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Of course... ABSOLUTE ZERO!

# ? Sep 8, 2011 20:10

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

"he is very well read"

"well, maybe he is well... RED :ussr:

# ? Sep 8, 2011 23:03

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

I'm not treatin' you to lunch ANY MORE!

# ? Sep 9, 2011 00:32

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

The pita pocket keeps it from dripping! The pita pocket!

# ? Sep 9, 2011 00:44

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

I have no idea why Crumper Glomper decided to make this post, in this GBS thread of all things, but y'all should recognize this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3435643&pagenumber=2#post395279520

stratdax fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Sep 9, 2011

# ? Sep 9, 2011 04:12

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

jojoinnit posted:

Is there a problem, Mailperson Newman?

Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information.

Postal Employee Newman.

JethroMcB posted:

You said it would be a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know!

Yeah, I don't know if anyone else in the thread has seen Three Days of the Condor, but the ending took on a whole different context as a Seinfeld fan.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 04:13

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

stratdax posted:

I have no idea why Crumper Glomper decided to make this post, in this GPS thread of all things, but y'all should recognize this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3435643&pagenumber=2#post395279520

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys :cry:

# ? Sep 9, 2011 04:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

stratdax posted:

I have no idea why Crumper Glomper decided to make this post, in this GPS thread of all things, but y'all should recognize this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3435643&pagenumber=2#post395279520

Wow, there are obscure references and then there's just sheer ridiculousness (but I laughed!)

# ? Sep 9, 2011 05:05

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

stratdax posted:

I have no idea why Crumper Glomper decided to make this post, in this GPS thread of all things, but y'all should recognize this:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3435643&pagenumber=2#post395279520

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 16:31

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Supreme Allah posted:

Sure thing, Joe Mayo.

WHO'S THIS... JOE MAYO?!

# ? Sep 9, 2011 17:24

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Serenity now. Insanity later.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 17:49

Tasky: May 7, 2008; Come on Bob! The WORLD WIDE WEB!

mojo1701a posted:

WHO'S THIS... JOE MAYO?!

He's probably the guy who's sleeping with your wife!

# ? Sep 9, 2011 17:53

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

mojo1701a posted:

WHO'S THIS... JOE MAYO?!

I never heard of this "Joe Mayo"...and frankly, it sounds made up.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 17:53

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Dr. Van Nostrand, from the clinic

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:00

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:10

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

potee posted:

I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

I've changed my mind, I've decided to build a rollercoaster instead.

Mmmm...Machu Picchu!

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:24

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've changed my mind, I've decided to build a rollercoaster instead.

Mmmm...Machu Picchu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FhViA-uGU

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:27

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've changed my mind, I've decided to build a rollercoaster instead.

Mmmm...Machu Picchu!

Without those desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years!

T. Finn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FhViA-uGU

Mr. Vandelay, if you're here...and Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here...then who is watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:29

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

JethroMcB posted:

Without those desiccants, those clothes will be noticeably musty in five years!

Mr. Vandelay, if you're here...and Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here...then who is watching the factory?

The Saab factory?

Jerry, that's in Sweden.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:32

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

That vid I posted is in Spanish btw and you should all watch it

# ? Sep 9, 2011 18:36

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

potee posted:

I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.

This is still one of my favorite lines in the entire show. I think this and "Is there a pinkish hue?" battle it out for me.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 19:24

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

How did I only just discover the Funny or Die Jackie Chiles section?

# ? Sep 9, 2011 20:29

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

T. Finn posted:

Dr. Van Nostrand, from the clinic

Which clinic is that?

# ? Sep 9, 2011 21:05

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

mojo1701a posted:

Which clinic is that?

Uh, that's right

# ? Sep 9, 2011 21:11

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

T. Finn posted:

That vid I posted is in Spanish btw and you should all watch it

It should be in Spanish, considering it was part of the Puerto Rican Pride Parade episode.

# ? Sep 9, 2011 22:31

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

thepokey posted:

Uh, that's right

The Hoffer-Mandale clinic, in Belgium.

...the Netherlands?

# ? Sep 10, 2011 00:56

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# ? May 31, 2024 03:07

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

*two men carrying a body in a sack exit Kramer's apartment as Jerry is coming home*

Jerry: That nut is always up to somethin!

# ? Sep 10, 2011 01:17

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