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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006









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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"I killed fitty saiyens"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/0Q8Fhwa.gifv

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
how to be a real life tom of finland character

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/riojerbat/status/1140232756753866752

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/irQs9D4.gifv

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




Japanese Deathmatch Wrasslin is really extreme now.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yeah that is most certainly not a funny picture. I used to wait tables for a living and getting stiffed loving sucks.

Like yeah thanks for serving, veteran person, but I still have to pay my rent.

I don’t think there’s much chance it’s even real, you get two copies of receipts usually.

One time out with a friend we had a great time drinking margaritas and had a super chill waitress who deserved a big tip. I paid and gave her a great tip but on the second copy I put zero for the tip and signed it gently caress YOU, then kept that copy. Once we got a few blocks away and had been talking about how nice the waitress was I showed my friend that one and he lost his poo poo. He started drunkenly running down the street to give her money and I had a good laugh.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowy posted:

I don’t think there’s much chance it’s even real, you get two copies of receipts usually.

One time out with a friend we had a great time drinking margaritas and had a super chill waitress who deserved a big tip. I paid and gave her a great tip but on the second copy I put zero for the tip and signed it gently caress YOU, then kept that copy. Once we got a few blocks away and had been talking about how nice the waitress was I showed my friend that one and he lost his poo poo. He started drunkenly running down the street to give her money and I had a good laugh.

i heard you shouting after me but i still dont believe you

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Snowy posted:

I don’t think there’s much chance it’s even real, you get two copies of receipts usually.

One time out with a friend we had a great time drinking margaritas and had a super chill waitress who deserved a big tip. I paid and gave her a great tip but on the second copy I put zero for the tip and signed it gently caress YOU, then kept that copy. Once we got a few blocks away and had been talking about how nice the waitress was I showed my friend that one and he lost his poo poo. He started drunkenly running down the street to give her money and I had a good laugh.

Not gonna lie, I thought that story was gonna end with you having grabbed the wrong slip

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What song is that lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Milo and POTUS posted:

What song is that lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqYgNiZdfh4

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Johnny Aztec posted:

I should really watch TAS sometime.

You...you really shouldn't. It's extraordinarily bad.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ToxicSlurpee posted:

You...you really shouldn't. It's extraordinarily bad.

i wanted to find a funny one from swear trek but i gave up so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61E2eI4QqH4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/simplyjennifer/status/1142554346888077317?s=19

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

An entertaining choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEFx1qmW4ts

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

animal Night of the Living dead looking :kiss:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




I wish I still worked with that fundie who got really mad at me for even mentioning Bill Nye, since Bill is pro choice. This image would make such a good valentine's card for him.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

BrianBoitano posted:

I wish I still worked with that fundie who got really mad at me for even mentioning Bill Nye, since Bill is pro choice. This image would make such a good valentine's card for him.

Imagine being such a joyless hobgoblin that you hate Bill Nye.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It is hard to imagine being a Republican.

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Imagine being such a joyless hobgoblin that you hate Bill Nye.

I heard he had sex once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVWk6IfRuEE

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Lobok posted:

It is hard to imagine being a Republican.

It helps to imagine a world where nuance and context don't exist, and everything boils down to "don't kill a baby" and anyone who says otherwise is a weasel who wants/enjoys killing babies.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Imagine being such a joyless hobgoblin that you hate Bill Nye.

Bill Nye is mostly just a showbiz suit, but yeah lol at actually grinding an ax against him.

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

mind the walrus posted:

Bill Nye is mostly just a showbiz suit, but yeah lol at actually grinding an ax against him.

He worked as an engineer for Boeing so he is probably some kind of unionist.

Get the Pinkertons on the line

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mind the walrus posted:

"don't kill a baby"

*does not apply to foreign, immigrant, or non-white babies, once born

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

What movie is this from? It is on the tip of my tongue. Is it Alien Resurrection?

Also thank you in advance for telling me it is A Charlie Brown _______.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
The Thing.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

I don’t know how this relates to Bill Nye but it’s hosed up that both these dudes are dead.

Skratchez
Dec 28, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

dialhforhero posted:

I don’t know how this relates to Bill Nye but it’s hosed up that both these dudes are dead.

John Ritter's character is extremely uncomfortable about the topic of sex but admits it's necessary. Bernie Mac's character says yeah it's necessary or it'd be the end of the species.

:rip: both of those guys

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

This rules

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Instagram artist turned all the Disney princes in to Keanu Reeves - https://www.instagram.com/p/By6gNULAW9C/

Nothing But Hate
Oct 7, 2006
When night falls, she covers the world, in impenetrable darkness

Tony Snark posted:

Instagram artist turned all the Disney princes in to Keanu Reeves - https://www.instagram.com/p/By6gNULAW9C/

I’m half awake and read that as “princesses” and now I’m really disappointed

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Nothing But Hate posted:

I’m half awake and read that as “princesses” and now I’m really disappointed

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Biggest disappointment of my day. Even after turning on my monitor.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah, where's my loving Keanu princesses

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