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sweeperbravo posted:I really like the sound of "burger crise" Crisse de burger, ostie!
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Limited Edition SHREK 2 OGRE ICING  OGRE CHERRY Cherry Flavor With Other Natural Flavors & [?]Rat First[?] Bonus cringe-flavored AFP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCmacxbdMcQ
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"Real Fruit"* *As opposed to those fake fruits.
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I'm lovin' it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7iZpWCbPw
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EorayMel posted:Limited Edition It's only got some rat in it. Related: I can't read this without giggling like a moron. 
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Why is everything Shrek so perverted? I hate this world.
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BraveUlysses posted:pineapple slice on a teriyaki or hawaiian burger is fantastic. I like to buy cans of pineapple rings to caramelize before adding to all kinds of sandwiches. But apparently I'm a loving weirdo for liking pineapple. I'm a loving weirdo for a host of other reasons. For anti-food porn I have a now bulging tupperware container in my freezer stuffed with chicken necks, hearts, livers, gizzards or whatever the gently caress dog treat prizes come inside whole chickens. I wish I was brave enough to make dirty rice, I know I like to eat it but I can't bring myself to slice and cook organ meats and I don't know why. FetusSlapper has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Solution: put them all in a food processor, fry with old rice, eat. Simple. Add onions or peppers or poo poo too I guess idk
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FetusSlapper posted:I like to buy cans of pineapple rings to caramelize before adding to all kinds of sandwiches. But apparently I'm a loving weirdo for liking pineapple. I'm a loving weirdo for a host of other reasons. "Pineapple" and "bulging" made me think of how quickly sliced pineapple goes bad (among other things), which reminded me of how we used to get unpasteurized cider directly from the orchard. Leave it on the porch for about a day and it hardens, nice and tasty, and you bring it back inside. One time we brought it back inside and left it next to a window where it got more sun all day; the jug exploded and there was a gallon of cider vinegar to clean up. The smell never really went away.
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Hey ugly food thread, I made some ugly food.  
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If you don't want your ugly pig I will happily devour it
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Why did you not use the Wolverine claws. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
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Shart and toast with a side of play doh 
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Data Graham posted:Why did you not use the Wolverine claws. I love Alton Brown so much
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Aristophanes posted:play doh I love when other people point out really ridiculous details that I somehow missed when looking at the gross pic the first time
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I feel like those waffles are still frozen  Also I would like to make these but maybe fry the ham and not have watery-rear end lookin eggs or cum on it.
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The Snoo posted:I feel like those waffles are still frozen When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay. I didn't know waffles could be depressing until now
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay. I'm legit super loving sad now.
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Do any of you have a roadkill cookbook, and if so have you ever made something from its recipes?
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Atomic Collins posted:A buddy and I got one to see how bad it could be. It is exactly as bad as you think, and probably the saltiest single food item I've ever eaten. The burger has been drowned in that prepackaged taco seasoning slurry, to the point that it tastes like you're eating mushy salt and cumin. Ditto, though we didn't think it was so terrible. Was it nearly as good as a regular rear end whopper? No. Was it nearly as good as most any burrito you can get from any number of hole in the wall Mexican joints or even from Taco Bell? No. Should you bother? No.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay.  Christ, dude.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay. I want to die.
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Picnic Princess posted:When I was a kid we had mice in our trailer, and my mom burned one to death in our toaster. We couldn't afford a new one for a couple of paycheques. I used to take frozen waffles, put my lips around them, and breathe into them to thaw them and eat them like that. It was okay because they were the fancy cinnamon ones and they tasted fairly okay. Everything is becoming so much clearer.
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to lighten the mood: when I was a kid, my go-to snack was "avacado sandwhiches". It was literally just smushing avacados and mixing in salt, then smearing that poo poo on bread in sickening amounts and eating ti straight. I ate that until... like, 10? when I actually developed tastebuds... and added tomato and spinach.
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PCOS Bill posted:Everything is becoming so much clearer. I refuse to eat burnt steak thanks to that mouse, yes.
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Sociopastry posted:to lighten the mood: when I was a kid, my go-to snack was "avacado sandwhiches". It was literally just smushing avacados and mixing in salt, then smearing that poo poo on bread in sickening amounts and eating ti straight. I ate that until... like, 10? when I actually developed tastebuds... and added tomato and spinach. That's just one step away from avocado toast. You were a pioneer!
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Sociopastry posted:to lighten the mood: when I was a kid, my go-to snack was "avacado sandwhiches". It was literally just smushing avacados and mixing in salt, then smearing that poo poo on bread in sickening amounts and eating ti straight. I ate that until... like, 10? when I actually developed tastebuds... and added tomato and spinach. Avocado on toast is legit. Even better with some 'dines on top.
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Hi AFP. Let's play a game. Pick a number between 1 and 78
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13 Also, I just bought some Lays dill pickle chips. They're alright, but they just taste like salt & vinegar chips with less vinegar. Which is what they are I s'pose.
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I'll pick a favorite of my own from the numbers picked if no number gets a bunch of votes. I don't work tomorrow and these are all very easy recipes.
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Julias posted:It's gotta be lucky number 7.  Welp 13-78
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69, dude, you know you want it
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