AGDQ 2019 Chat Thread: $300 in emotes, $400 in bandwidth (Horny is prohibited)

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COMFY	90	19.40%
CLASSY	31	6.68%
HORNY	157	33.84%
PEPSI	186	40.09%
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dotfivenine: Jan 5, 2019; I have no idea what I'm doing. I regret nothing.

Nep-Nep posted:

I want a Tressa hack of the ducktales game now

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 19:02

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

loquacius posted:

Ok one more since everyone else has moved on

"Alright, so this chapter ends when we convince the king of Persia to turn against Haman (CROWD RATTLES NOISEMAKERS) ...sorry, to turn against Evil Adviser Guy Whose Name I Can't Say Because Of An Incentive... (CROWD LAUGHS) and let the Jews live. This Persuasion check is supposed to be an automatic fail until we advance far enough in the story, but because of a glitch any Persuasion check in the game actually auto-succeeds if the NPC in question has a Wisdom score of zero. And what lowers Wisdom fastest, BibleGuy?"

"I believe you're thinking of alcohol, LordOfHosts."

"Indeed I am! Party time, Your Highness!"

ahahah

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Your Computer posted:

oh yea if we're tressaposting can i shill this low poly 3d model i made

Good

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Internet Kraken: Apr 24, 2010; slightly amused

All right guys! I'm back and ready for.... 4 hours of Twilight Princess :geno:

gently caress

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Anti Alias: Oct 10, 2012; I will get my adorable paws on that Belmont dick and nothing you can do will stop me.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Studio posted:

I speak fluent Spanish and am very Mexican (just got white guy genes from my dad, like he did from his dad).

Is your avatar an accurate portrayal?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

LSD at the gangbang: Dec 27, 2009

i don't know what a tressa is, but that model is cute

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Normally there's a big fight here against Pharoh's army, it'd be pretty slow but fortunately this time the escort quest works in our favor. We can trick the code into thinking we've skipped that and so everyone starts moving forward. It looks like they're gonna drown but keep an eye at Nahshon in the lead there. He's not flagged right for water interaction so when he gets fully under... BAM the water just gets out of his way and everyone can cross. We call that the Yam Suph Clip.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Weird Pumpkin: Oct 7, 2007

Waffles Inc. posted:

link is the most adorable cinnamon roll gay

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

For people who haven't played it, one of the funniest things about Tressa is that this little girl becomes an absolute murderchainsaw in the endgame.

She can get a combination of equipment and stat upgrades that gives her the highest magical attack stat in the game, and there's an optional job you can get that scales all your damage by your magical attack stat, meaning that she can easily do 100K+ damage per turn. This is pretty much mandatory if you want to do Octopath's optional end-game superboss.

Also, if you like Bravely Default, or old-school console JRPGs like Chrono Trigger or FF6, you should ABSOLUTELY play Octopath.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:52

Octatonic: Sep 7, 2010

loquacius posted:

Ok one more since everyone else has moved on

"Alright, so this chapter ends when we convince the king of Persia to turn against Haman (CROWD RATTLES NOISEMAKERS) ...sorry, to turn against Evil Adviser Guy Whose Name I Can't Say Because Of An Incentive... (CROWD LAUGHS) and let the Jews live. This Persuasion check is supposed to be an automatic fail until we advance far enough in the story, but because of a glitch any Persuasion check in the game actually auto-succeeds if the NPC in question has a Wisdom score of zero. And what lowers Wisdom fastest, BibleGuy?"

"I believe you're thinking of alcohol, LordOfHosts."

"Indeed I am! Party time, Your Highness!"

this owns

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Majuju posted:

one last one from me

"so one of the things you all donated for was the optional runthrough of Revelations, this was the DLC added as sort of a 'what if' scenario. they tried some weird stuff with it, it's not really finished, but that lets it serve as sort of a glitch exhibition for the whole run. so to start out, we have to carry messages to all these angels - they give us the airship here, so it's not too bad, just have to go between these churches, just solid movement tech. next up we gotta open the seven seals, these can be done in any order so we actually START with the trumpets and work our way back to the horses.

this means while we're getting the horse guys the great star Wormwood is falling towards the earth, this is working as intended, pretty cool, the devs spent a lot of time on this one...and now, yep, here comes our first major glitch - this dragon only has one head in the game code, but somehow it's got seven heads and ten horns now?"

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

Vapor Moon: Feb 24, 2010; Neato!; The Human Font

Studio posted:

I speak fluent Spanish and am very Mexican (just got white guy genes from my dad, like he did from his dad).

What a neat speed fact!

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

dotfivenine: Jan 5, 2019; I have no idea what I'm doing. I regret nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vn2xrSG24w&hd=1

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

Anti Alias: Oct 10, 2012; I will get my adorable paws on that Belmont dick and nothing you can do will stop me.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

enter the prize dungeon

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Tetracube posted:

enter the prize dungeon

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:53

Kungmitsu: May 3, 2013

Tetracube posted:

enter the prize dungeon

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

AttackTheMoon: Jul 4, 2015

Your Computer posted:

i guess i made this last night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfYz8haEXWo

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

I come into stream and see a blizzcon box being held up

why

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Ravus: Jan 15, 2009

Anti Alias posted:

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

Very proud of you all for smashing the fascist page # earlier

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Vapor Moon: Feb 24, 2010; Neato!; The Human Font

Which muthafuka posted a horney?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

D O R K Y: Sep 1, 2001

check this out

https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/1083071482291503104

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

trashy owl: Aug 23, 2017

Vaah posted:

Very proud of you all for smashing the fascist page # earlier

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Ravus: Jan 15, 2009

Bruceski posted:

Normally there's a big fight here against Pharoh's army, it'd be pretty slow but fortunately this time the escort quest works in our favor. We can trick the code into thinking we've skipped that and so everyone starts moving forward. It looks like they're gonna drown but keep an eye at Nahshon in the lead there. He's not flagged right for water interaction so when he gets fully under... BAM the water just gets out of his way and everyone can cross. We call that the Yam Suph Clip.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:54

Ravus: Jan 15, 2009

ullerrm posted:

For people who haven't played it, one of the funniest things about Tressa is that this little girl becomes an absolute murderchainsaw in the endgame.

She can get a combination of equipment and stat upgrades that gives her the highest magical attack stat in the game, and there's an optional job you can get that scales all your damage by your magical attack stat, meaning that she can easily do 100K+ damage per turn. This is pretty much mandatory if you want to do Octopath's optional end-game superboss.

Also, if you like Bravely Default, or old-school console JRPGs like Chrono Trigger or FF6, you should ABSOLUTELY play Octopath.

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Vapor Moon posted:

Which muthafuka posted a horney?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vapor Moon posted:

Which muthafuka posted a horney?

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55

Casu Marzu: Oct 20, 2008

Dork457 posted:

check this out

https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/1083071482291503104

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

Vapor Moon posted:

Which muthafuka posted a horney?

"Ask if I want a Pepsi, ask me that one more goddamn time. I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you, motherfucker!"

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55

Octatonic: Sep 7, 2010

Bruceski posted:

Normally there's a big fight here against Pharoh's army, it'd be pretty slow but fortunately this time the escort quest works in our favor. We can trick the code into thinking we've skipped that and so everyone starts moving forward. It looks like they're gonna drown but keep an eye at Nahshon in the lead there. He's not flagged right for water interaction so when he gets fully under... BAM the water just gets out of his way and everyone can cross. We call that the Yam Suph Clip.

and we've come full circle. perfect!

# ? Jan 9, 2019 21:55