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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
you gotta tell 'em what you saw barron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjqc1hqbRmA

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

old.flv posted:

is Trump a bad enough dude to pardon himself for his wife's murder?

Would the murder fall under state or federal charges?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

seiferguy posted:

Would the murder fall under state or federal charges?

If he killed her at the White House he's ok!

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

seiferguy posted:

Would the murder fall under state or federal charges?

if it occurred in DC it's federal.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Did Zombie Melanie bite any of the Gold Star families at that event

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

MasterSitsu posted:

Did Zombie Melanie bite any of the Gold Star families at that event

it's happening in ~1 hour

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
hey dudes is she dead

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Low Desert Punk posted:

hey dudes is she dead

Hyperdead

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
nobody has ever been as dead as melina trump is at this very moment

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

new scientific update, nitroglycerin is not a good substitute for silicone in butt implants rip melanie and her exploding rear end

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Low Desert Punk posted:

hey dudes is she dead

~45 minutes till the event she is supposed to show up at.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Melania and Princess Diana, dancing through the stars together, both brutally slain by their husbands.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

namesake posted:

Melania and Princess Diana, dancing through the stars together, both brutally slain by their husbands.

NEO-GEMINI 履臆ゔ

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

GobiasIndustries posted:

~45 minutes till the event she is supposed to show up at.

her bruises covered in heavy makeup, a Secret Service officer always at arm's length

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

her bruises covered in heavy makeup, a Secret Service officer always at arm's length

Melania, her face bruised.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Goodbye Slavic Rose
Though I never knew you at all
You had the sense to hide yourself
While the ghouls around you tweeted
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they put worms in your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your face...

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

MasterSitsu posted:

Goodbye Slavic Rose
Though I never knew you at all
You had the sense to hide yourself
While the ghouls around you tweeted
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they put worms in your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your face...

yourself does not rhyme with tweeted.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

zegermans posted:

yourself does not rhyme with tweeted.

I'm on Ambien

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

MasterSitsu posted:

I'm on Ambien

lol

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

MasterSitsu posted:

I'm on Ambien

haha

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

MasterSitsu posted:

I'm on Ambien

nice

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Low Desert Punk posted:

hey dudes is she dead

Thank Mr skeltal

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lord of Pie posted:

Thank Mr skeltal

doot doot

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
where in the heck is melania trump???

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
shes missing

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Weird Al is in on this deep state conspiracy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOR14izgkc

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
is there really something tonight that dead melanie is gonna no show

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
can't spell melane triump without :rip:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

shiksa posted:

is there really something tonight that dead melanie is gonna no show

Thanks for coming to the show tonight, we're The Dead Melanies. we play zydeco covers of Elton John songs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

VROOM VROOM posted:

can't spell melane triump without :rip:

melania trump is an anagram of "um, me anal rip't"

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




GobiasIndustries posted:

it's happening in ~1 hour

did she show up, or :ohdear:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pardot posted:

did she show up, or :ohdear:

:iiam:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

she was literally captain pike from that episode of Star Trek, a melted head on a rolling robot box with a light for answering yes or no questions

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




https://twitter.com/JenaMGreene/status/1003766147198672896

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

https://twitter.com/JenaMGreene/status/1003766156841373705

the little problem was, that she died

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JenaMGreene/status/1003768185596858368

I'm telling y'all. It was a suicide attempt.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

it was not an attempt

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wow, shakey cell phone footage and second hand reports. We have better evidence for the existence of bigfoot.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i can't believe it took them over a month to find a lookalike imposter for the dead first lady

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ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

fake

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