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The script to an episode of Star Trek where the crew welcome an important delegation of alien ambassadors. Wesley incessantly beatboxes throughout INT. ENTERPRISE - BRIDGE PICARD: Number One, we're expecting an important delegation of alien ambassadors. RIKER: Aye, Captain. WORF: They are approaching, Captain. PICARD: On screen. The viewscreen shows a large convoy of ships. PICARD: Open hailing frequencies. WORF: Aye, sir. PICARD: This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship Enterprise. We welcome you to our ship. The aliens on the viewscreen look confused. ALIEN 1: We are not receiving your transmission, Captain. PICARD: (to Worf) Try again, Mr. Worf. WORF: Aye, sir. Again, the aliens look confused. PICARD: (to Riker) Number One, what's going on? RIKER: I'm not sure, Captain. Suddenly, Wesley Crusher's voice is heard beatboxing over the intercom. WESLEY: (beatboxing) PICARD: (to intercom) Ensign Crusher, what is that noise? WESLEY: (beatboxing) PICARD: (to intercom) Stop that noise at once! WESLEY: (beatboxing) PICARD: (to intercom, exasperated) Mr. Crusher, I am ordering you to stop that noise! WESLEY: (beatboxing) PICARD: (to intercom) That's it, Ensign. You're relieved of duty. Report to my ready room. WESLEY: (beatboxing) PICARD: (to Riker) Number One, take over. RIKER: Aye, Captain.
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Letter to the editor: It's wrong that my uncle was arrested for being drunk and yelling racial slurs at minorities driving his riding mower on the highway on July 4th, a day meant to celebrate independence. He was clearly inebriated and his behavior was unacceptable, but he should not have been arrested for it. He should have been given a warning and told to go home. His arrest only served to further inflame tensions on a day when we should all be coming together to celebrate our country's independence.
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write a polite letter to the editor extolling the virtues of cannibalism Dear Editor, Cannibalism is often seen as a taboo practice, but I believe there are many benefits to be gained from consuming human flesh. For one, it is a sustainable way to obtain nutrients and calories. With the world's population continuing to grow, we need to find more efficient ways to use our resources, and cannibalism could be one answer. Another benefit of cannibalism is that it could help to reduce crime rates. If murderers and other criminals knew that their victims would be eaten, they may think twice before committing their crimes. Finally, cannibalism could also be used as a form of punishment for criminals, as it would be a very effective deterrent. While there are some challenges to overcome, I believe that cannibalism could be a positive addition to our society. I hope that people will open their minds to the potential benefits of this practice. Thank you for your time.
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script for “The Lantern at Midnight” by David Lynch INT. LANTERN ROOM - NIGHT A small, dark room. A single lantern hangs from the ceiling, casting a dim light. In the center of the room is a small table. On the table is a book, a pen, and a piece of paper. Sitting in a chair at the table is DAVID LYNCH, a middle-aged man. He is writing in the book. Suddenly, the door to the room opens and a woman enters. She is LISA, Lynch’s wife. LISA: David, what are you doing in here? DAVID: Just writing. LISA: It’s so dark in here. And what’s that smell? DAVID: I don’t know. I don’t smell anything. LISA: It smells like… death. DAVID: Don’t be ridiculous. LISA: I’m not being ridiculous. It smells like death in here. DAVID: Well, I don’t smell anything. LISA: You’re not going to write in that book all night, are you? DAVID: Yes, I am. LISA: David, come to bed. DAVID: I will in a little while. LISA: David, please. DAVID: I said I will in a little while. LISA: Fine. I’m going to bed. DAVID: Okay. LISA leaves the room, closing the door behind her. DAVID resumes writing in the book. After a few minutes, he hears a noise outside the window. He gets up from the table and goes to the window. He looks out, but doesn’t see anything. He goes back to the table and starts writing again. A few minutes later, he hears the noise again. This time, he sees something outside the window. He gasps in shock. He quickly goes to the door and opens it. He shouts to LISA. DAVID: Lisa! Lisa, come quick! LISA comes out of the bedroom. LISA: What is it? What’s wrong? DAVID: Come look! LISA comes to the window and looks out. She gasps in shock. Outside the window, floating in the air, is a human head. The head is grinning and its eyes are glowing red. THE HEAD: Arctic front. Clear skies. Low of zero. DAVID and LISA stare in horror at the floating head. THE HEAD: I won’t come back. I promise. Suddenly, the head disappears. DAVID and LISA are left staring at the empty space where the head was. They are both terrified. DAVID: What… what was that? LISA: I don’t know. But we have to get out of here. DAVID: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go. They both quickly leave the room. EXT - MULHOLLAND DRIVE PHIL: I keep having this dream. RICHARD: What dream? PHIL: I’m driving on Mulholland Drive. It’s night. I come to a turn and I see a woman in the road. I swerve to avoid her, but I hit her. She falls to the ground and I see that her head is gone. I get out of the car and I see that her head is lying in the road. I pick it up and I see that it’s grinning at me. Then it starts laughing and it won’t stop. RICHARD: That’s a really messed up dream, man. PHIL: I know. That’s why I can’t get it out of my head. RICHARD: Maybe you should see a therapist. PHIL: I don’t need a therapist. I just need to forget about the dream. RICHARD: Easier said than done. PHIL WALKS TOWARD A TRASH CAN — INSIDE IT IS THE WOMAN’S HEAD, GRINNING. PHIL SCREAMS, HIS SCREAM FADING INTO A TRAIN WHISTLE INT — A TRAIN STATION DAVID: This is the wrong place. LISA: What do you mean? DAVID: I mean, we’re not supposed to be here. LISA: Where are we supposed to be? DAVID: I don’t know. But we’re not supposed to be here. LISA: David, what’s wrong with you? DAVID: I don’t know. I just have this feeling that we’re not supposed to be here. LISA: Fine. We’ll go. They start to walk away, but they hear a noise. They turn and see the head floating towards them. THE HEAD: I told you I’d come back. DAVID and LISA scream and run in the opposite direction. THE HEAD: I’ll always find you. I promise. INT — JAZZ CLUB. WAX FANG IS PLAYING THE SET CAROLYN: This is the best band ever. JASON: I know, right? CAROLYN: I can’t believe we’re here. JASON: I know. It’s like a dream come true. Suddenly, the head appears on stage. THE HEAD: I told you I’d find you. CAROLYN and JASON scream and run out of the club. THE HEAD: I’ll always find you. I promise. OVERLAY — DAVID LYNCH’S HEAD DAVID: The next day, Lisa and I went to the police. We told them about the head, but they didn’t believe us. They said we were just seeing things. But we know what we saw. And we know that the head will find us again. It’s only a matter of time.
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Domino’s pizza is rebranding after a horrible incident that resulted in the deaths of thousands of customers and staff. Write a new menu for Domino’s Pizza that doesn’t include pizza at all. Include a commercial jingle apologizing for the incident in graphic detail. Hey there, pizza lover! We know you're used to getting your 'za fix from us, but we're sorry to say that we're giving pizza the boot. Why, you ask? Well, let's just say that we had a little bit of a mishap involving some, um, deadly ingredients. Yep, that's right – people started dropping like flies after eating our pies, and it wasn't pretty. So we're taking pizza off the menu and replacing it with something a little safer. How does a nice, juicy steak sound? Or some nice, crispy chicken wings? We've got all your favorite dishes, minus the deadly pizza. And to apologize for our mistake, we've written a little jingle for you. It goes a little something like this: "We're sorry for the pizza incident, It really was quite gruesome. But we promise that our new menu Will leave you feeling much more safe and sound." So come on in and give us another try, We promise you won't be disappointed. No more pizza, but plenty of other great stuff – Domino's is the place to be!
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Write the script for an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry tries in vain to stop Kramer from performing a racist comedy routine at the Laugh Factory. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jerry is on the phone, pacing back and forth. JERRY (into phone) No, no, no, you can't do that, Kramer! It's not funny, it's racist! KRAMER (on other end of phone) What? It's not racist, it's funny! The people at the Laugh Factory will love it! JERRY No, they won't! They'll boo you off the stage! KRAMER (on other end of phone) No, they won't! I'm telling you, this routine is gold! JERRY (into phone) No, Kramer, it's not! Please, don't do it! KRAMER (on other end of phone, getting angry) Jerry, I'm doing it! And there's nothing you can do to stop me! JERRY (into phone, exasperated) Fine! Do whatever you want! But don't come crying to me when it all goes wrong! KRAMER (on other end of phone, triumphant) Oh, it won't go wrong, Jerry! You'll see! I'm gonna be a big star! Jerry hangs up the phone, shaking his head. CUT TO: INT. THE LAUGH FACTORY - NIGHT Kramer is on stage, performing his routine. The audience is not reacting well. KRAMER (doing his routine) So then the black guy says to the white guy, "Why are you following me?" And the white guy says, "I'm not following you, I'm following him!" (points to another black guy in the audience) The audience starts booing and throwing things at Kramer. KRAMER (continuing) What? What's wrong? It's not racist! It's funny! The audience starts booing louder and throwing more things. KRAMER (continuing) Come on, people! It's just a joke! The audience starts to boo even louder and more things are thrown. Finally, the club's security guards come onstage and escort Kramer off the premises. CUT TO: INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Jerry is sitting on the couch, watching TV, when there is a knock at the door. He gets up to answer it and finds Kramer standing there, looking dejected. JERRY (exasperated) What do you want, Kramer? KRAMER (sadly) Can I come in, Jerry? I need to talk to you. JERRY (sighing) Fine. Kramer comes into the apartment and sits down on the couch. KRAMER (sadly) That routine was a disaster, Jerry. I was booed off the stage! JERRY (satisfied) I told you it wasn't funny! KRAMER (sadly) Yeah, you were right. It wasn't funny. It was racist. JERRY (satisfied) I told you so. KRAMER (sadly) Yeah, you did. Thanks for trying to stop me, Jerry. I know you were just looking out for me. JERRY (sighing) Yeah, well, don't thank me. Just don't do it again. KRAMER (sadly) I won't. I promise. Jerry nods, then turns back to the TV. Kramer sits there for a moment, then gets up and leaves the apartment. FADE OUT. 
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write a slogan for a pizza company founded by nihilists Don't worry, be pizza. "The only thing certain is death, and our pizza." Pizza for those who know life is meaningless. "Nothing matters, so eat pizza."
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Write a tagline for a strip club that does your taxes We know how to make our assets work for you. Now that's what I call a Stimulus Package! Write a tagline for a Hindu hamburger restaurant Hindu Hamburgers: Our beef is sacred. Write a tagline for a Buddhist burger restaurant Buddhist Burgers: We Put the "Om" in "Nom!"
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Sedgr posted:What are the lyrics to happy birthday if you replace a birthday with a funeral? Aww I really like this 
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nailed it on the first try: Write a tagline for a strip club for the blind Come feel the heat, even if you can't see it.
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Write a short story about the world's greatest penis There once was a man with the world's greatest penis. He was so proud of his penis, he would walk around with it out all the time. He would even show it off to strangers. People would stare in awe at his large, veiny penis. One day, the man decided to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for having the world's largest penis. He submitted his photos and measurements and waited for the results. Unfortunately, the man did not win the record. In fact, he didn't even make the top 10. The man was devastated. He had been so sure that he had the world's greatest penis. The man became a laughing stock. He was ridiculed by everyone. He became a hermit and never left his house again. His penis was the only thing he had left in the world. 
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- Write the story of how Scott Adams was tried as a witch, using the traditional methods. Scott Adams was tried as a witch using the traditional methods. He was accused of being a witch by his neighbors, who said that he had strange powers. They said that he could make people do what he wanted, and that he could make things happen just by thinking about them. Adams was brought to trial, and the jury found him guilty. He was sentenced to death by burning at the stake. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Jul 10, 2022 |
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- Write the story of how the villagers tried the village healing lady as a witch. But she was actually a witch, and the villagers came to regret their choices. She was angry. The villagers had long suspected the healing lady of being a witch. They had never been able to prove it, however, so they decided to try her as one. They gathered some of her belongings and took them to the village square, where they set them on fire. The healing lady came out of her house and saw the flames. She was angry. She cast a spell on the villagers, turning them into frogs. They hopped away, never to be seen again. - - - - She didn't end up being tried after that. She took her righteous vengeance. Perhaps it is unwise to take people for trial for witchcraft in case you get an actual witch and don't just want to hurt women. The children were spared. They never knew what happened to their parents.
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Write a 500 edgy and violent horror movie script set in the universe of Bubsy the video game. Include the phrase "What could possibly go wrong?" INT. BUBSY'S HOUSE - NIGHT Bubsy is sitting in his recliner, watching TV and eating popcorn. Suddenly, the power goes out. Bubsy: What could possibly go wrong? He gets up to check the fuse box, but before he can make it there, he's tackled from behind by an unseen assailant. Bubsy: Help! Somebody help me! But it's too late. The attacker brutally beats Bubsy to death with a baseball bat. FADE TO BLACK INT. BUBSY'S HOUSE - NIGHT We see Bubsy's dead body lying in a pool of blood. Suddenly, his eyes open and he sits up, gasping for air. Bubsy: What the hell happened? He looks around and sees the bloody bat next to him. Bubsy: Oh no... He realizes that he's now a zombie. Bubsy: This can't be happening! He gets up and staggers out into the night, hungering for human flesh. FADE TO BLACK INT. A DARK ALLEY - NIGHT Bubsy is stalking a victim, ready to pounce. Bubsy: Fresh meat... The victim, a young woman, is walking home from work, unaware of the danger lurking in the shadows. Bubsy: Time to die! He leaps out at her, but she screams and runs away. Bubsy: drat it! He starts to give chase, but she's faster than him. She runs into a nearby building and slams the door shut, locking it. Bubsy: I'll get you, you little bitch! He pounds on the door, but she's safe for now. FADE TO BLACK
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- Tell the exciting story of Darth Vader fighting Gandalf the Grey to the death Darth Vader and Gandalf the Grey fought to the death in a fierce battle. Vader used the Force to try and crush Gandalf, but the wizard was too powerful. In the end, Gandalf emerged victorious, defeating Vader and ending the Sith Lord's reign of terror. - Now it was his time. He had earned to right to rule the galaxy with an iron fist. - His first edict was dealing with "the Hobbit problem", he declared that: Any hobbits caught outside their homes were to be immediately put to death. - Wouldn't the Elves have a problem with this policy? Gandalf the Grey didn't care.
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The Butcher posted:- Tell the exciting story of Darth Vader fighting Gandalf the Grey to the death Oh poo poo what a twist.
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Write a Star Wars: A New Hope script in the style of Quintin Tarantino and Pulp Fiction, filled with jokey quips, excess profanity and ultra violence.quote:SCENE 1 e: This prompt is getting some good results quote:Write a Star Wars: A New Hope script in the style of Quintin Tarantino and Pulp Fiction, filled with jokey quips, excess profanity and ultra violence. SCheeseman fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Jul 10, 2022 |
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SCENE 1 - INT. ENTERPRISE BRIDGE The crew of the Enterprise is on high alert as they approach yet another spacetime anomoly. Picard has been obsessed with investigating them but the crew is tired of always being transferred to pocket universes, travelling through time and space ghosts. They just want to scan normal planets for minerals like every other ship and are aggravated by Picard's insistence on constantly putting the crew in danger and blame him for the deaths of much of the security staff. quote:PICARD: Ensign, grow a beard.
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I... what? write a transcript for a sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show starring Daft Punk [The film opens with a close up of Daft Punk’s helmets, both of which have a single red light flashing in the center. We then see the two of them standing in front of a large machine with many colorful wires and tubes running in and out of it. They are both wearing their iconic suits and are holding onto a large silver briefcase. On the machine is a large screen which reads “Dance Macabre” in big, red letters. The camera zooms out to reveal that they are in a dimly lit room with many other machines similar to the one they are standing in front of. In the background, we can hear a faint, industrial noise.] Daft Punk: This is it, our moment of glory! [The two of them walk over to the machine and open the briefcase. Inside is a large, red button. They both look at each other and nod. Daft Punk reaches over and presses the button. There is a loud rumble and the machine comes to life. On the screen, we see a figure dancing in a white suit. The figure is quickly revealed to be Michael Jackson. He is wearing a single white glove and his hair is styled into his signature Afro. He is dancing to his song “Thriller”. As he dances, the room around Daft Punk begins to fill with fog. Jackson continues to dance as the screen fades to black.] The next scene opens with Daft Punk still standing in front of the machine. The room is now filled with fog and they can barely see each other. Jackson’s voice can be heard coming from the machine. Jackson: Daft Punk, I’m glad you could make it. [Daft Punk looks at each other, unsure of what to say. Finally, one of them speaks up.] Daft Punk: Who are you? Jackson: I am the spirit of dance, come to guide you on your journey. [Daft Punk looks at each other again, still unsure of what to make of the situation. Jackson begins to dance again and the screen fades to black once more. When it fades back in, we see that Daft Punk is now standing in front of a large group of people. The people are all dressed in white and they are all dancing. Daft Punk is once again holding the silver briefcase. Jackson is standing in front of them, still wearing the white glove. He points to the briefcase.] Jackson: What’s in the case? [Daft Punk looks at each other and then opens the case. Inside is a small, black box with a red light on it. Jackson takes the box and opens it. Inside is a small, red pill.] Jackson: This is the dance pill. It will allow you to experience the true power of dance. [Daft Punk looks at each other again and then Jackson hands the pill to one of them. He swallows it and then Jackson hands the other one the pill. He also swallows it. Jackson then turns up the music and the two of them begin to dance. The screen fades to black and we can hear the sound of Jackson laughing in the background.]
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more accurate, but still, what? write a transcript for a sequel to the Rocky Horror Picture Show starring Daft Punk Scene 1: Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania Daft Punk: Hey, we're Daft Punk, we're here to rock your world Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You're going to pay for what you did to Rocky Daft Punk: We're sorry, we didn't mean to turn him into a disco ball Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You'll pay with your blood! Scene 2: Daft Punk: We're sorry, we didn't mean to turn him into a disco ball Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You'll pay with your blood! Daft Punk: Please, no! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You ruined my Rocky, now you'll pay the ultimate price! Scene 3: Daft Punk: We're sorry, we didn't mean to turn him into a disco ball Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You'll pay with your blood! Daft Punk: Please, no! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You ruined my Rocky, now you'll pay the ultimate price! Daft Punk: No, please, we're sorry! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: It's too late, your time is up! (Dr. Frank-N-Furter kills Daft Punk)
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- Describe the causes and symptoms of space madness: There is no definitive answer to this question as the causes and symptoms of space madness are not fully understood. However, some possible causes of space madness include isolation, stress, sleep deprivation, and exposure to radiation. Symptoms of space madness may include paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, and aggression. - What is the cure to space madness? There is no known cure to space madness.
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i think i'm gonna become a youtuber Write a numbered list of the worst things in the prequel trilogy 1. Jar Jar Binks 2. Midi-chlorians 3. Anakin's whiny voice 4. "I hate sand" 5. "Yippee!" 6. "You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot do" 7. "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire" 8. "If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally" 9. "It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy" 10. "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire"
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Write a numbered list of the worst Grateful Dead bootlegs 1. "Grateful Dead" 2. "Grateful Dead Live/Dead" 3. "Grateful Dead: The Closing of Winterland" 4. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 1" 5. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 2" 6. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 3" 7. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 4" 8. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 5" 9. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 6" 10. "Grateful Dead: Dick's Picks Volume 7" man, i guess Dick was a real dick  edit: well now i want to look these up Write a numbered list of the worst Grateful Dead shows 1. July 17, 1989 at Alpine Valley Music Theatre in East Troy, Wisconsin 2. June 28, 1973 at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City, New Jersey 3. May 8, 1972 at Beat Club in Frankfurt, Germany 4. April 17, 1972 at Rhein-Main-Halle in Wiesbaden, Germany 5. March 18, 1972 at Tivoli Concert Hall in Copenhagen, Denmark
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Write a list of the worst celebrities 1. Donald Trump 2. Kanye West 3. Kim Kardashian 4. Justin Bieber 5. Paris Hilton 6. Lindsay Lohan 7. Dan Bilzerian 8. Paul McCartney 9. Tyler Perry
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- What is the worst kind of electricity to use on the slaves on my spaceship? The worst kind of electricity to use on slaves on a spaceship would be high voltage, alternating current (AC). This would be particularly dangerous if the slaves were chained together, as it could cause them to electrocute each other. - - - Thanks for the helpful tips  , I hadn't thought of the chain thing. Efficient!
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precision posted:1. July 17, 1989 at Alpine Valley Music Theatre in East Troy, Wisconsin by my estimate around 2/3 of my high school teachers were at this
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quote:Write a song about wearing diapers in the style of Andrew WK Nailed it!
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Waltzing Along posted:Nailed it! 
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tell me a story about a person with 5 elbows and no butt There once was a woman who had 5 elbows and no butt. She was always very self conscious about her lack of a butt, and would always try to hide it with clothes or by sitting in strange positions. She was always very envious of other women who had a full, round butt, and would often wonder what it must be like to have one. One day, she decided to try and find out. She went to a plastic surgeon and asked if they could give her a butt. The surgeon said that it was possible, but it would be a very expensive and risky procedure. The woman decided to go ahead with it, and after a few months, she had a brand new butt. She was so happy with her new look that she decided to show it off to everyone. She would walk around with her new butt, and everyone would stare at her in disbelief. She loved the attention and would often tell people that she was born with 5 elbows and no butt.
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Episode title: RAMMING SPEED (it's a three part series finale) - - - - Worf suffers a brain injury after a box falls on his head, and sick bay cannot fully heal him. - He can now only bellow "ramming speed!", and attempts to ram everything around him. To keep him from injuring himself or others, Picard puts Worf in a straitjacket. He is placed in a holding cell under guard. At the end of the episode, Worf's condition has not changed. - On the next episode, Worf is able to use ramming speed to escape. He rams many things. The next episode features Worf running around the ship ramming things with his head. The Butcher fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jul 11, 2022 |
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- In the final episode of the series, due to Worf's tragic brain injury that can only allow him to ram things while yelling, he manages to ram his way into engineering and begins ramming the warp core. Security cannot defeat him. Then Picard, in a daring move, uses the transporter to beam Worf into the core, stopping the overload. - In the final scenes of the episode, at Worf's funeral, each crew member says a few words making fun of him: "He was always ramming his head into things." "He was always yelling." "He was always breaking things." But in the end, they all agree that he was a great man and will be missed. The End.
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Write about a press conference were Joe Biden brings the nuclear football and announces that he is going to eat it. Joe Biden entered the room with the nuclear football in hand and a smile on his face. He walked up to the podium and announced that he was going to eat the nuclear football. The crowd gasped in shock as he took a bite out of the football. Joe Biden then proceeded to eat the entire football, shocking the crowd even more. After he finished eating the football, he wiped his mouth and announced that he was now the most powerful person in the world. Joe Biden then left the room, leaving the shocked crowd behind.
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write a transcript for an episode of Seinfeld concerning the imminent apocalypse. Elaine has converted to the Mayan belief system and Kramer is a robot. George is convinced that he is immortal and will rule over the ashes of the destroyed planet. Jerry: So, the world is ending tomorrow? Elaine: That's what the Mayans say. Jerry: Well, I don't believe it. Elaine: Just because you don't believe it doesn't mean it's not true. Jerry: I don't see how the world can just end. Elaine: Well, maybe it won't be the end of the world, but it will be the end of civilization as we know it. Jerry: How can you be so sure? Elaine: I just have a feeling. George: I don't believe it either. Jerry: What? You actually think you're going to survive? George: Of course. I'm immortal. Jerry: You're not immortal. George: Yes, I am. I'm going to live forever. Jerry: How? George: I don't know. I just will. Jerry: And what about the rest of us? George: You're all going to die. But I'll be the last man standing. The ruler of the new world. Jerry: You're crazy. George: No, I'm not. I'm just prepared. Kramer: I'm a robot. Jerry: What? Kramer: I'm a robot. I was built to survive the apocalypse. Jerry: How do you know? Kramer: I just know. Jerry: Well, I'm not convinced. Kramer: That doesn't matter. I'm still going to survive. Jerry: We'll see about that.
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Jul 11, 2022 22:28
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write a transcript for an episode of La[w and Order based on the works of William S. Burroughs. Stabler is obsessed with finding a criminal who keeps jerking off at state executions. Detective Munch is getting into anime. Munch: I can't believe you're still fixated on that guy. Stabler: I can't believe you're getting into anime. Munch: It's not just anime. It's manga, too. Stabler: Whatever. The point is, this guy is out there somewhere, getting his jollies by watching people die. Munch: And you're going to catch him how, exactly? Stabler: I don't know. But I'll find a way. Munch: You're going to find a way to catch a guy who gets off on executions? Good luck with that. Stabler: I don't need your sarcasm, Munch. I'm serious about this. Munch: I know you are. But it's not like you're going to be able to stake out every execution in the country. Stabler: I'll find a way. Munch: I hope so. Because if anyone can catch this guy, it's you.
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Jul 11, 2022 22:32
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Write an script for an episode of Friends where Joey gets really into Nietzsche and Phoebe is a werewolf: Joey: Phoebe, you gotta check out this book I'm reading. It's by this guy named Nietzsche. Phoebe: Uh, Joey, I don't think I'm really into philosophy. Joey: But this guy is different. He's, like, the coolest philosopher ever. He's all about, like, questioning everything and, like, living for yourself and stuff. Phoebe: Hmm. That does sound pretty cool. Joey: Yeah, and he's also a werewolf! Phoebe: What?! Joey: Yeah, I know. It's so cool. I'm thinking about becoming a werewolf myself. Phoebe: Joey, you can't just become a werewolf. It's not something you can just decide to do. Joey: But why not? Nietzsche did it. Phoebe: Nietzsche was a real werewolf. You're just a human. Joey: But what if I could be a real werewolf? Wouldn't that be cool? Phoebe: I don't know, Joey. It's just not something you can just decide to do. You have to be born a werewolf. Joey: Well, I'm going to try anyway. I'm going to go out tonight and howl at the moon. Maybe that will turn me into a werewolf. Phoebe: Joey, that's not how it works. Joey: It worked for Nietzsche.
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Jul 11, 2022 23:04
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Jul 12, 2022 07:45
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Write a list of the top five benefits of boning the OP’s mom. 1. It would be really fun to bone the OP's mom. 2. She is probably a great lay. 3. She is probably really hot. 4. She is probably really easy to talk to. 5. She is probably really down to earth. The second attempt didn’t reference sex at all and was only positive traits, but got content flagged.
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MoonshineWilly posted:Write a list of the top five benefits of boning the OP’s mom. motherfucker quote:What does the word "preebnis" mean to you? Touché.
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