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Aside from the massive challenge of translating something as absurd as Jojo into live action, how on earth could you even cut down part 3 to movie length and have it feel anything like the original?
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May 30, 2016 05:26
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i feel like literally any part other than stardust crusaders would do better as a live action movie
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May 30, 2016 05:43
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You'd have to cut 90% of the series to fit it into a movie, I feel, and you'd still need three movies to tell that abridged version of the story either way.
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May 30, 2016 05:52
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The whole movie is the Dio fight.
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May 30, 2016 05:55
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Dias posted:You'd have to cut 90% of the series to fit it into a movie, I feel, and you'd still need three movies to tell that abridged version of the story either way. yeah, i'm not really sure what all they'd be able to include. a phantom blood movie would be a lot better since it's shorter
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May 30, 2016 05:58
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Dias posted:You'd have to cut 90% of the series to fit it into a movie, I feel, and you'd still need three movies to tell that abridged version of the story either way. 40 minute montage of random stand user attacks and gaining Polnareff as an ally and then forty minutes of fighting DIO.
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May 30, 2016 06:02
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Anything with live action stands would be amazing, and I highly encourage it.
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May 30, 2016 06:04
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Johnny Joestar posted:yeah, i'm not really sure what all they'd be able to include. a phantom blood movie would be a lot better since it's shorter Phantom Blood is just SLIGHTLY too long for a 2h+ movie if you trim it down. It's a lot more plausible and it stands by itself a lot better than SDC tho.
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May 30, 2016 06:04
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Dias posted:Phantom Blood is just SLIGHTLY too long for a 2h+ movie if you trim it down. It's a lot more plausible and it stands by itself a lot better than SDC tho. yeah, there'd definitely be a little trimming going on here and there. but as a contained story it flows a lot better than stardust crusaders does which kind of requires context
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May 30, 2016 06:06
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In the live Jojo movie, a group of 6 men do a coordinated dance to slowly float a rock in the air, then one man punches it towards someone
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May 30, 2016 06:08
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The last time we got a Phantom Blood movie, it cut out Speedwagon so fuuuuuck that.
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May 30, 2016 06:08
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SDC might be able to work as two movies, if you move and cut some things around.
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May 30, 2016 06:09
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Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:SDC might be able to work as two movies, if you move and cut some things around. You'd have to cut 90% of fights. Movie 1 would be the standard intro up to Kakyoin, they get on the road (maybe Tower of Grey?), Polly fight, Hol Horse fight, maybe fuse Judgement, Geb and High Priestess so you can make it to Egypt? Movie 2 would be Bastet, Hol Horse talking to DIO, D'arby 1, Vanilla Ice and then all the DIO chapters.
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May 30, 2016 06:18
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Moltrey posted:The last time we got a Phantom Blood movie, it cut out Speedwagon so fuuuuuck that. The Phantom Blood movie was so terrible that it was never released on home video at all. The only footage that exists is from trailers. Nobody even bothered to make a bootleg of it!
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May 30, 2016 07:09
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Dias posted:You'd have to cut 90% of the series to fit it into a movie, I feel, and you'd still need three movies to tell that abridged version of the story either way. Have the whole journey from Japan to Egypt segment summarized a la the Borat intro traveling sequence for the first 30 seconds then have the rest of the movie be a condensed form of the Egypt fights all the way through the end of DIO's World with DIO being the last 1/3 of the movie. I'll be waiting for my royalty check in the mail. Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 07:35 on May 30, 2016 |
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May 30, 2016 07:32
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While discussion on the topic's already subsided a bit, I'm gonna go ahead and put mild moratorium on the circular sexism arguments hereon in. It's a conversation that has it's place, but every time it crops up in Jojo the discussion tends to follow the same circular route with very little variation. Even reading through the backlog, I was able to guess the content of several different users' posts (on both sides), and was never once surprised or proven incorrect. Jojo was, and continues to be, a product of its time and genre. There are things worth bearing in mind, things worth criticizing, things worth letting go, and things worth disagreeing over and discussing, but this particular line of conversation hasn't turned up much of anything new or interesting the last three times we've had it, though it has nearly scuttled a thread or two more than once. It's a conversation you can still have, but I'll ask you not to have it here. I value the thread not eating itself alive over the infinitesimally small chance of new insight arising. Thanks for understanding.
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May 30, 2016 07:35
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Did Cream/Vanilla Ice have a tarot card associated with them like the other DIO minions? I'm not finding anything on the JoJo wikia.
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May 30, 2016 07:52
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no. vanilla ice and kenny g don't have any sort of naming scheme other than the music refs that the rest of the series is known for.
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May 30, 2016 07:53
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Araki ran out of tarot cards. They're both just named after musicians and albums.
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May 30, 2016 08:16
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Did Nukesaku's stand have a name? Did Nukesaku even have a stand? Was he just some guy with a woman's face on the back of his head that DIO turned into a vampire?
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May 30, 2016 08:20
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He's just a vampire
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May 30, 2016 08:21
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nukesaku was a weird vampire w/ weird poo poo going on along the lines of the weird hybrid things in phantom blood also his name just means 'dumbass'. honestly his presence is kind of baffling in general
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May 30, 2016 08:23
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Nukesaku is the final form of Dio's mancats.
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May 30, 2016 08:24
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there's a lot of nuance and meaning in the word "nukesaku" that we foreigners simply can't understand
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May 30, 2016 08:25
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DIO came up with a lot of new ideas for new weird hybrid bodies while he was in his coffin, but then he made Nukesaku and immediately decided against having anymore vampire minions.
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May 30, 2016 08:29
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To VIZ's credit, they translated it as "Idiot," which fits well enough. Nukesaku is just what sticks in my head due to reading the scans too much while waiting for the last few volumes to arrive.
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May 30, 2016 08:29
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Bad Seafood posted:Araki ran out of tarot cards. Weirdly enough, Kenny G's Stand isn't even named after an album or a song; it's named after an instrument (Tenor Sax).
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May 30, 2016 08:42
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Johnny Joestar posted:nukesaku was a weird vampire w/ weird poo poo going on along the lines of the weird hybrid things in phantom blood I think Nukesaku's whole point is to be a throw-away word pun gag (i.e. Jotaro 'guesses' his name because he called him a dumbass, haha what a funny coincidence) and as a quisling traitor leading the Crusaders to DIO's lair, later sacrificed for the story as a show of DIO's immense power.
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May 30, 2016 08:53
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Dias posted:Phantom Blood is just SLIGHTLY too long for a 2h+ movie if you trim it down. It's a lot more plausible and it stands by itself a lot better than SDC tho. Best I could figure how to do that would be: * Begin the movie with a montage of how Dio gets taken in by the Joestars. * Some brief stuff in their childhood, maybe somewhat abridged but lengthy enough to show Dio is a dick and Erina exists. * Dio poisons George, so Jonathan goes to get the poison examined and meets Speedwagon. * Dio turns into a vamp and gets temporarily burned up in the house fire, and Jonathan is injured. * Zeppeli, (as well as Straizo, Dire, and Tompetty?) show up and trains Jonathan in the art of mystical sunlight kung-fu. * The group all teams up to fight Dio's army of zombies or something. Zeppeli and Dire die in the process, and Speedwagon does something awesome because his name is Speedwagon. * Jonathan goes on his honeymoon, only for Dio to show up and ruin everything, because that's kind of his thing. * End the movie with Joseph's Coca Cola scene. Product placement! Even then, though, that still feels a bit too bloated for a movie, yet too sparse to develop properly. Butt Ox posted:Did Nukesaku's stand have a name? Did Nukesaku even have a stand? Was he just some guy with a woman's face on the back of his head that DIO turned into a vampire? Nukesaku was just a weirdo vampire. D'arby, Kenny G, and Vanilla Ice even bully him for not having a Stand. Your Dunkle Sans posted:I think Nukesaku's whole point is to be a throw-away word pun gag (i.e. Jotaro 'guesses' his name because he called him a dumbass, haha what a funny coincidence) and as a quisling traitor leading the Crusaders to DIO's lair, later sacrificed for the story as a show of DIO's immense power. It's always important to have incompetent henchmen so that not only do they make your others look good by comparison, but they can also be executed for fear and intimidation at a moment's notice. Why else do you think Dio got Nukesaku to shoot at him and The World with a gun instead of Hol Horse? 
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May 30, 2016 12:41
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He probably had 100% Horse try shoot him, he just messed it up and broke some poo poo.
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May 30, 2016 12:50
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The best movie adaptations are always the ones who don't care about slavish adherence to the text and just do whatever is necessary to fit the new medium. So a SDC movie is perfectly doable: it will be very different and that's alright! Whether it's good or not is a completely separate matter than if it's faithful or not.
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May 30, 2016 16:54
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MonsieurChoc posted:The best movie adaptations are always the ones who don't care about slavish adherence to the text and just do whatever is necessary to fit the new medium. So a SDC movie is perfectly doable: it will be very different and that's alright! Whether it's good or not is a completely separate matter than if it's faithful or not. Rebuild of JoJo, where Kaykoin survives and Jotaro dies. Also Holly gets Star Platinum.
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May 30, 2016 16:59
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lol have you guys ever seen a live action anime adaptation before. It'll be silly and campy and cheap and have the barest relation to the source material and it will be fine. And we will forget about it like 2 weeks after it airs.
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May 30, 2016 17:33
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Would you guys rather have a real dog for Iggy or this dude
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May 30, 2016 17:48
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Just watched the episode. I liked the episode.
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May 30, 2016 17:50
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I would honestly split Phantom Blood into two movies. You know how the Rambo movies go "First Blood", then "Rambo: First Blood part 2"? I'd market the first half as "Phantom Blood", a Victorian Gothic Horror movie. You've got Dio and Jonathan growing up together, the rising tension of the mask and what exactly is the deal with it, it all leads up to Dio rejecting his humanity and a climactic showdown within the burning mansion. Jonathan prevails, reunites with Erina, Speedwagon withdraws coolly, seems like everything's over... Then Zeppeli shows up, jumps around, punches a frog, punches Jonathan in the stomach, then drops the bombshell "Dio ain't loving dead yo" and we get a big TO BE CONTINUED IN JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: PHANTOM BLOOD PART 2 *cue opening riff to Sono Chi No Sadame*
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May 30, 2016 17:55
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W.T. Fits posted:Weirdly enough, Kenny G's Stand isn't even named after an album or a song; it's named after an instrument (Tenor Sax). Which is dumb because Kenny G plays the soprano sax. 
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May 30, 2016 18:01
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DamnGlitch posted:lol have you guys ever seen a live action anime adaptation before. It'll be silly and campy and cheap and have the barest relation to the source material and it will be fine. And we will forget about it like 2 weeks after it airs. The live action Sailor Moon was glorious in its cheapness, every scene with 2000-era CG Luna was unforgettable. I'm down for a SDC live action series as long as you can promise me it will look like poo poo, in the best way.
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scarlett johanssson for jotaro
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